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Originally posted by niseNSF

hahaha..this is a funny thread.

 

i learned looooong ago not to try and show flix or videos to my girl. girlfriends in graff go like this:

 

month one: you tell her, if she is cool, she jocks it. if she is not cool with it, she leaves.

month two-four: still jocking it, pretending shes interested, asking what terms mean what, watches graff videos with you

after month 5 or so: serious committment begins, and she realizes that she no longer has to pretend she likes your stupid shit. if you want sex still, you better take her ass to dinner on the regs and dont even think about telling graff stories. dont EVER talk about graf around her regular girlfriends....do NOT point out graff while driving....and finally, god forbid, do NOT ever ever gaze over her shoulder at a train or truck or tag in the background while she's talking about what her girl told her or someother such boring girl drivel that you are required to listen to with your full attention. at some point, looking at tags while shes talking becomes as ill an infraction as looking at another girls ass.

 

 

at least this is how it went for me...i cant believe there was actually a time when i could put a graff video in the vcr...nowe its like porn...i gotta wait till shes like outta town or out with her friends....sheesh...what we dont do for some good pussy on the regs.....ah fuck it. gotta love em.

 

oh how right you are.

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" I swear to god if you say one more thing about graffiti I am gonna fucking smack you"

 

"I like that shit, I like those colors, I like this one....or "Why are you tagging, you might as well just piss on things to mark where you have been"

 

" Why would you throw away your life for something so stupid and childish"

"You are gonna get run over one of these days and I am gonna laugh"

"I read about this shit, people die over it all the time"

I have learned never ever to look at graffiti while she in in the middle of saying something, or while in the car

 

On a good day

"Can I come with you?"

"I bought you some paint, I like these colors"

"Yea I really want you to do a big piece this weekend, you have been looking down..."

"Damn, Soandso is really up"

"Why don't you pull over and get a picture of that"

"Why don't you go tagging with your friends tonight"

"I want to try!"

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One of the worst I still think to this day is while their relatively new to our lifestyle, they believe in asking you to write their name for them. This is interesting in the terms that this girl I dated five years ago still has a piece I drew for her. She even dated another writer who had no skill, I was at her apartment and both my piece and his were on the fridge. He said he was Ill. I started a crew for him called posers. We made stickers and all the fixins. Everyone but him knew it was a joke.

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Originally posted by CATS

One of the worst I still think to this day is while their relatively new to our lifestyle, they believe in asking you to write their name for them. This is interesting in the terms that this girl I dated five years ago still has a piece I drew for her. She even dated another writer who had no skill, I was at her apartment and both my piece and his were on the fridge. He said he was Ill. I started a crew for him called posers. We made stickers and all the fixins. Everyone but him knew it was a joke.

 

I know of a few writers (not saying any names) that if they don't do a piece of their girls name like every other month or some even more. Said girl gets pissed.

 

It is the worst start to a day when you walk into the house and your girl is standing in the livingroom. "Do you know what time it is? (usually this is between 9-11am) I was so worried. I watched the news and if you were on it and I thought about calling the hospitals. How can you go and paint for 9-10 hours. Who were you with? Your not going out again. and so on. and so on

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man girls askin you to write their names is classic, they love that stuff.

 

i was with my girl for wel over 2 years, at first she didnt like it but then she got used to it.

 

"well i guess i should go because i know you have to meet (insert name) in like 30 minutes."

 

"did you wear your mask" "why did i even buy you that if you never use it"

 

"did you see all the spots (insert name) has hit this week?"

 

"i saw (insert lame jocks name) sketches in his dorm, he's so bad, you were right when you said he was a toy, i dont think he's ever actually painted"

 

"this place in (insert city name) has dollar cans of krylon, if you come home this weekend we should go up there ill go to the mall and you can get paint"

 

i only started getting all these nice comments after she realized there was no way she could stop me. not to long after she got realy cool about it she dumped my ass too...maktub

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Guest THE LAW

THE LAW has had many amusing situations take place in his courthouse.

 

he doesn't even know where to begin. MISTRESS LAW is generally real fucking cool about it, except she's pretty adamant about showering before climbing into the sack.

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truths

 

" every time we go out we have to stop every 5 fucking feet so you can write on something"...in a annoyed tone of voice...

 

When I have not been painting at all and just drinking and fucking up..

'you should paint more"...and followed by " do my name...all blues"..

 

 

......at least she is down for it.

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My girlfriend doesn't care that I write, has never asked me to piece her name or anything like that. She said on some level she half wishes I would get caught to teach me a lesson ... but insists that she doesn't care I'm a writer.

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Guest THE LAW

Re: they werent my girl friends but you get tha idea...

 

Originally posted by cmeup

: they werent my girl friends but you get tha idea...

 

"dam teaser, you cum is thick like a can of white rusto."

 

 

 

:D

 

what, did one one of your boyfriends say it?

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My girlfriend likes to draw, she even made her own "name." So I guess I got it good, but I need to get a can in that dainty little hand of hers...she's got potential.

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Originally posted by fleshtech

 

haha straight up... your girlfriend is the dopest... for real....

 

 

"this is the last time i fix your pants"

 

 

wrong girl. she was just a bitch and was always pissy about me painting. my new girl is much cooler.

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Guest mopius

"you smell like paint and are dirty...im not letting you have sex with me"

random girl i talked to

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MOST GIRLS LIKE THAT SHIT AT FIRST.

ITS COOL UNTIL THEY START GETTING SERIOUS WITH YOU AND REALIZE THE RISK AND CHANCE OF LEGAL PUNISHMENT. TO ME ITS STILL B ITCHING BUT YOU GOTTA TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT ITS OUT OF LOVE NOT JUST TO BITCH. IF THEIR TALKIN SHIT FROM THE BEGINNING KICKEM TO THE CURB. IF THE GIRL REALLY LOVES YOU SHE'LL EVENTUALLY START BITCHING TO SOME EXTENT. MOST GIRLS WHO ARE DOWN ALWYS EITHER:

1.ARE WRITERS TOO

2.JOCK THE STATUS FROM THE FAME

3.DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU TOO MUCH

4.DONT REALIZE THE RISKS

 

TO ME THE KEY TO MAINTAINING A GIRL AND PAINTING IS PLENTY OF THOUGHT OUT ARGUMENTS, AND MAINTAINING A BALANCE OF PAINTIN AND GIRLFRIEND. I GOT A BABY ON THE WAY SO ITS NOT SO EASY. LYING WORKS BUT YOU FEEL LIKE A PUSSY, WHICH YOU ARE. PAINTING IS ALWAYS #1, BUT I TRY TO MAINTAIN A BALANCE

 

STOLEN LAND

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Guest Handjob

I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it...

 

The other half of the time I'm a drunken mess that doesn't really take the time to meet them...

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"When you get caught, call your Mom to come and get you from jail.. coz I don't want to have anything to fucking do with it"

 

God bless you dear..

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I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it...

 

one question...WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

nsk-vc

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.-=my boys would say....=-.

 

 

"dont go to the yards by yourself!!!"

"you like that other graffiti writer dont you!!!????"

"quit buggin me to go paint with you!"

"no babey...im afraid of heights...you go paint that by yourself and i'll watch"

"are you goin painting tonite?"

"thanks for helping me..."

"sorrie i took so long.."

 

 

THE WORST THING I'VE HEARD...

"yea...i like it...."

(i wanna hear WHY...i want criticism!!!)

 

 

yea...how can i ever date someone who is not a writer????

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Handjob

I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it...

 

WHERE??? Do these girls hang in dark alleys and underpasses?

Or do you mean legal wall - jock riding girls?

I much prefer the fine arts type.

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I hate when girls who have no and have never had any artisic abilities or creative desires decide that since they're kicking it with you want to become a writer, then come up with some girly ass name and draw stupid fucking bubble letters all over your book.

 

boo-boo heads, boo-boo heads, i want you dead, i want you bled and bleeding........

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heres one for u guys:

u see that rooftop baby?

lets hit that shit !!!!! ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah !!!!

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Guest Handjob
Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

WHERE??? Do these girls hang in dark alleys and underpasses?

Or do you mean legal wall - jock riding girls?

I much prefer the fine arts type.

 

Well, its not really an organized thing, it just happens. Vancouver has a really wierd gossipy scene, where everyone eventually meets everyone else. There are under 10 active girls here, wish there were more. They're dainty...:love:

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