footsoldier Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 man girls askin you to write their names is classic, they love that stuff. i was with my girl for wel over 2 years, at first she didnt like it but then she got used to it. "well i guess i should go because i know you have to meet (insert name) in like 30 minutes." "did you wear your mask" "why did i even buy you that if you never use it" "did you see all the spots (insert name) has hit this week?" "i saw (insert lame jocks name) sketches in his dorm, he's so bad, you were right when you said he was a toy, i dont think he's ever actually painted" "this place in (insert city name) has dollar cans of krylon, if you come home this weekend we should go up there ill go to the mall and you can get paint" i only started getting all these nice comments after she realized there was no way she could stop me. not to long after she got realy cool about it she dumped my ass too...maktub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 THE LAW has had many amusing situations take place in his courthouse. he doesn't even know where to begin. MISTRESS LAW is generally real fucking cool about it, except she's pretty adamant about showering before climbing into the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiberoptical Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 truths " every time we go out we have to stop every 5 fucking feet so you can write on something"...in a annoyed tone of voice... When I have not been painting at all and just drinking and fucking up.. 'you should paint more"...and followed by " do my name...all blues".. ......at least she is down for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 My girlfriend doesn't care that I write, has never asked me to piece her name or anything like that. She said on some level she half wishes I would get caught to teach me a lesson ... but insists that she doesn't care I'm a writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Re: they werent my girl friends but you get tha idea... Originally posted by cmeup : they werent my girl friends but you get tha idea... "dam teaser, you cum is thick like a can of white rusto." :D what, did one one of your boyfriends say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 My girlfriend likes to draw, she even made her own "name." So I guess I got it good, but I need to get a can in that dainty little hand of hers...she's got potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Originally posted by fleshtech haha straight up... your girlfriend is the dopest... for real.... "this is the last time i fix your pants" wrong girl. she was just a bitch and was always pissy about me painting. my new girl is much cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mopius Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 "you smell like paint and are dirty...im not letting you have sex with me" random girl i talked to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 MOST GIRLS LIKE THAT SHIT AT FIRST. ITS COOL UNTIL THEY START GETTING SERIOUS WITH YOU AND REALIZE THE RISK AND CHANCE OF LEGAL PUNISHMENT. TO ME ITS STILL B ITCHING BUT YOU GOTTA TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT ITS OUT OF LOVE NOT JUST TO BITCH. IF THEIR TALKIN SHIT FROM THE BEGINNING KICKEM TO THE CURB. IF THE GIRL REALLY LOVES YOU SHE'LL EVENTUALLY START BITCHING TO SOME EXTENT. MOST GIRLS WHO ARE DOWN ALWYS EITHER: 1.ARE WRITERS TOO 2.JOCK THE STATUS FROM THE FAME 3.DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU TOO MUCH 4.DONT REALIZE THE RISKS TO ME THE KEY TO MAINTAINING A GIRL AND PAINTING IS PLENTY OF THOUGHT OUT ARGUMENTS, AND MAINTAINING A BALANCE OF PAINTIN AND GIRLFRIEND. I GOT A BABY ON THE WAY SO ITS NOT SO EASY. LYING WORKS BUT YOU FEEL LIKE A PUSSY, WHICH YOU ARE. PAINTING IS ALWAYS #1, BUT I TRY TO MAINTAIN A BALANCE STOLEN LAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it... The other half of the time I'm a drunken mess that doesn't really take the time to meet them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 26, 2001 Author Share Posted October 26, 2001 "When you get caught, call your Mom to come and get you from jail.. coz I don't want to have anything to fucking do with it" God bless you dear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOZER Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it... one question...WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!? nsk-vc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir8one Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 .-=my boys would say....=-. "dont go to the yards by yourself!!!" "you like that other graffiti writer dont you!!!????" "quit buggin me to go paint with you!" "no babey...im afraid of heights...you go paint that by yourself and i'll watch" "are you goin painting tonite?" "thanks for helping me..." "sorrie i took so long.." THE WORST THING I'VE HEARD... "yea...i like it...." (i wanna hear WHY...i want criticism!!!) yea...how can i ever date someone who is not a writer???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Originally posted by Handjob I usually only meet girls through graffiti, so they're pretty into it... WHERE??? Do these girls hang in dark alleys and underpasses? Or do you mean legal wall - jock riding girls? I much prefer the fine arts type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 "Oh my god that looks soooo cool!.... what does it say?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 I hate when girls who have no and have never had any artisic abilities or creative desires decide that since they're kicking it with you want to become a writer, then come up with some girly ass name and draw stupid fucking bubble letters all over your book. boo-boo heads, boo-boo heads, i want you dead, i want you bled and bleeding........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 "I'm going to the movies with (Insert some female name.) that means you can go creep around on roof tops all night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 you should do a pink piece, w/ purple..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 heres one for u guys: u see that rooftop baby? lets hit that shit !!!!! ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Originally posted by --zeSto-- WHERE??? Do these girls hang in dark alleys and underpasses? Or do you mean legal wall - jock riding girls? I much prefer the fine arts type. Well, its not really an organized thing, it just happens. Vancouver has a really wierd gossipy scene, where everyone eventually meets everyone else. There are under 10 active girls here, wish there were more. They're dainty...:love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 for some reason I have a really hard time meeting girls since I got real serious about writting... I really cant be bothered... the legal wall is my girlfriend and freights are my one night stands... tonight Im sleeping with a can of cinnamon american accents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Qoute from girlfriend... "So when are you going to get a job and stop trying to go to jail?" Me... "but im not trying to go to jail...." Qoute from girlfriend... " yahh but its like............................ ..... " " the reason that people that dont recycle is because the green team needs to come through our neighborhood and do somthing about the awful waste problem we have.." Me.... '' so its all good if i write graffiti?" Girlfriend.. " if you end up in jail im going to kick your ass..." Me.. " but im not going to end up in jail.........again......." Girlfriend.. " isnt the rare brazilian tortise cute?...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 Originally posted by Harpo Marx "Oh my god that looks soooo cool!.... what does it say?" like a broken record... or a clip from the Simpsons "Dental Plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyCouch Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeltheagony Posted October 27, 2001 Share Posted October 27, 2001 this thread is too funny i cant remember any quotes but on prom night we went to the city in a limo and the whole way there my ex-girl was trying to cuddle and shit but i had the window open and my head sticking out of it checking every tag we passed.. she got pretty mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cabin fever Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 "parents just dont understand" "wow cabin you are the greatest" not really my girl is very good about it she laughed at me when i smelled like pigeon offal and cut my hands on a rope from this one spot... pitiless i tells ya! i still like the pants fixing comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 first thing i said to my friend after i started dating a writer... "girl, he writes his own name over and over .....and then sticks it up in every place he isn't fuckin supposed to. what the fuck is that all about? boys are retarded" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 "does that say my name?" i miss my girlfriend. two years kaput. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest please.die Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 best girlfriend ever having her say, "take me to the train yard" giving me advice on what colors to use. Telling me when my sketches suck. three years kaput. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie dundar Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 a recent encounter /me ''how was it living in your home town'' her''it kinda sucks and all the boys at my school were stupid graffiti writers'' me ''i write graffiti'' her ''urghhhhhhhh''[while making a face] older classics ''i like graffiti when its artistic ...but hate that tagging stuff'' ''graffiti ...there's no money in that'' ''oh you know jonny [so nobody they know] is really good at that'' ''yeah....you'll outgrow that my friend[so and so] did'' ''if you like it so much then go have sex with a freight instead of me'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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