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At the begining.

"Why do you do that?"

"I don't like the way that looks."

"You paint too much with your friends and don't spend enough time with me."

 

Now:

"Why don't you hit that spot?"

"______ stuff is ugly."

" _____ is getting up a lot."

"You paint to much with your friends and don't spend enough time with me."

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Guest BROWNer

i got this awhile back, word for word:

"WHAT?!!!! you got fuck-ing arrested?!.....ggrrrrrr(gutteral sound, half frustration, half anger)...i don't know whether to hug you or kick you in the shins..."

i haven't gotten the 'your 2* yrs old, get a grip' quote yet....i'm waiting though....

any day now....

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"graffiti?!?..you mean like those gangsters do?"

"I saw some stuff written on the highways...was it you?"

"I used to write on walls..WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!"

"why does your car smell like paint?..its making me dizzy"

 

then after a few months...

 

"I saw a new (insert local writers name here) bomb on the expressway today...his colors didn't go good together and his can control was weak"

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Guest Doctor Beans

girl: ohh thats so cool

me: its upside down

 

 

 

girl: hey can u do bubble letters???

me: ......( i want to rip ur throat out )

 

 

girl: i never liked anything about u except that u can draw good

me: *crys while comforting my teddy rucksbin witch i programed to tell me that everything will be alright , just give it time she will come around*

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when are you going yo grow up and stop writing on peoples shit

 

stop looking at every train that goes by

 

ok, for the last time stop pointing out (writers name) throw ups

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"Thats so immature." "Does it make you feel better being a vandal" "Don't worry, its only your tax dollars","I dont know why I bother"

 

Now: I am newly single, but she has said, "Why don't you crush so and so" "Walmart has that terracotta in" "Im not changing your diapers when you get old because you forgot to wear your mask." "My friend has this art project" "Why do you have to be an asshole to those little kids, didnt you have to learn once" (this was after we had a fight, I saw some kids getting set to wreck a spot and I went and told them it was a highly patrolled area/Morena to those that know or those who I said it to"

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by wakassOATH

when are you going yo grow up and stop writing on peoples shit

:idea:

Originally posted by Ramo's Dad in Beatstreet

when are you going to grow up and stop a-tagging the subway cars.

 

the first night I met my ex-girlfriend (who's covered in tattos)...

"wow, you tag... can you tag me with that big marker of yours?"

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some of you mofos (oath, javier...) sound like you are dating my girl

 

some of my faves include:

"where the FUCK have you been?"

followed by a close second of...

"Do you have ANY idea what time it is?"

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girls...

 

"why the fuck haven't you called me...am i a red headed step child..."

"baby i was hiding in a swamp for the past 3 and halh hrs...I got raided"

"fuck you thats bullshit, u were fucking _______

(insert new name everyday here) weren't you...you son of a bitch"

>>>click conversation cancelled

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"no!! your weird...your the one going around writing fake names on things!!"

i made a whole post for that one a while back just because it was so fucking halarious and simultaniously explained and belittled my pastime but why not post it again....i still get a kick out of it

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hahaha..this is a funny thread.

 

i learned looooong ago not to try and show flix or videos to my girl. girlfriends in graff go like this:

 

month one: you tell her, if she is cool, she jocks it. if she is not cool with it, she leaves.

month two-four: still jocking it, pretending shes interested, asking what terms mean what, watches graff videos with you

after month 5 or so: serious committment begins, and she realizes that she no longer has to pretend she likes your stupid shit. if you want sex still, you better take her ass to dinner on the regs and dont even think about telling graff stories. dont EVER talk about graf around her regular girlfriends....do NOT point out graff while driving....and finally, god forbid, do NOT ever ever gaze over her shoulder at a train or truck or tag in the background while she's talking about what her girl told her or someother such boring girl drivel that you are required to listen to with your full attention. at some point, looking at tags while shes talking becomes as ill an infraction as looking at another girls ass.

 

 

at least this is how it went for me...i cant believe there was actually a time when i could put a graff video in the vcr...nowe its like porn...i gotta wait till shes like outta town or out with her friends....sheesh...what we dont do for some good pussy on the regs.....ah fuck it. gotta love em.

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Originally posted by Doctor Beans

girl: ohh thats so cool

me: its upside down

 

haha... that pretty much sums up all my experiences. they have a blind sort of acceptance of it. they pretend they like it, but really have no idea what they're talking about. its cute.

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Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

some of you mofos (oath, javier...) sound like you are dating my girl

 

some of my faves include:

"where the FUCK have you been?"

followed by a close second of...

"Do you have ANY idea what time it is?"

 

i get back at 5 am that one night and my girl wasn't even sweating it. i guess shes used to it, and figures if i haven't called from jail its all good.

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Originally posted by niseNSF

hahaha..this is a funny thread.

 

i learned looooong ago not to try and show flix or videos to my girl. girlfriends in graff go like this:

 

month one: you tell her, if she is cool, she jocks it. if she is not cool with it, she leaves.

month two-four: still jocking it, pretending shes interested, asking what terms mean what, watches graff videos with you

after month 5 or so: serious committment begins, and she realizes that she no longer has to pretend she likes your stupid shit. if you want sex still, you better take her ass to dinner on the regs and dont even think about telling graff stories. dont EVER talk about graf around her regular girlfriends....do NOT point out graff while driving....and finally, god forbid, do NOT ever ever gaze over her shoulder at a train or truck or tag in the background while she's talking about what her girl told her or someother such boring girl drivel that you are required to listen to with your full attention. at some point, looking at tags while shes talking becomes as ill an infraction as looking at another girls ass.

 

 

at least this is how it went for me...i cant believe there was actually a time when i could put a graff video in the vcr...nowe its like porn...i gotta wait till shes like outta town or out with her friends....sheesh...what we dont do for some good pussy on the regs.....ah fuck it. gotta love em.

 

oh how right you are.

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" I swear to god if you say one more thing about graffiti I am gonna fucking smack you"

 

"I like that shit, I like those colors, I like this one....or "Why are you tagging, you might as well just piss on things to mark where you have been"

 

" Why would you throw away your life for something so stupid and childish"

"You are gonna get run over one of these days and I am gonna laugh"

"I read about this shit, people die over it all the time"

I have learned never ever to look at graffiti while she in in the middle of saying something, or while in the car

 

On a good day

"Can I come with you?"

"I bought you some paint, I like these colors"

"Yea I really want you to do a big piece this weekend, you have been looking down..."

"Damn, Soandso is really up"

"Why don't you pull over and get a picture of that"

"Why don't you go tagging with your friends tonight"

"I want to try!"

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One of the worst I still think to this day is while their relatively new to our lifestyle, they believe in asking you to write their name for them. This is interesting in the terms that this girl I dated five years ago still has a piece I drew for her. She even dated another writer who had no skill, I was at her apartment and both my piece and his were on the fridge. He said he was Ill. I started a crew for him called posers. We made stickers and all the fixins. Everyone but him knew it was a joke.

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Originally posted by CATS

One of the worst I still think to this day is while their relatively new to our lifestyle, they believe in asking you to write their name for them. This is interesting in the terms that this girl I dated five years ago still has a piece I drew for her. She even dated another writer who had no skill, I was at her apartment and both my piece and his were on the fridge. He said he was Ill. I started a crew for him called posers. We made stickers and all the fixins. Everyone but him knew it was a joke.

 

I know of a few writers (not saying any names) that if they don't do a piece of their girls name like every other month or some even more. Said girl gets pissed.

 

It is the worst start to a day when you walk into the house and your girl is standing in the livingroom. "Do you know what time it is? (usually this is between 9-11am) I was so worried. I watched the news and if you were on it and I thought about calling the hospitals. How can you go and paint for 9-10 hours. Who were you with? Your not going out again. and so on. and so on

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