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crashed out butt naked watchin' the cosby show

hey little rascals, eddie haskell

black eyed peas with a lot of tabasco

chico stix, big fat chicks

old reruns of the jefferson hits

eenie meenie miny mo larry and shemp

slide me some skin on the black side pimp

training bras, holey drawers.

 

Tramp/You do the hip thing, I'll do the hop.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@May 4 2005, 12:11 AM

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

 

1 tee will set you back £5 at least here

 

from the ends:

 

-£2 classic burger from dixie chicken

 

-6 for £5 stella deals

 

-the big litre bottles of san miguel

 

-free oyster card for working 35 hours a week

 

-ginsters wicrowavable cornish pasties

 

-mail order shotters that sell dunks in size(uk) 12s

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*you and 10 friends going in on a $5 large pizza

 

*you and 10 friends going in on a $1 bag on chips from the chipper

 

*generic brand everything in the cupboards

 

*"don't worry, you'll grow into them"

 

*smoking in class at high school

 

*smoking weed in your locker at high school between classes

 

*having 2 different sized wheels on your bmx

 

*spaghetti & ketchup is a nutritious meal

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established citizens of the neighborhood that drink malt liqour every morning on the same stoop and are mad nice to me.

 

liqour store clerks with college degrees that let you drink your beer in the store and play doorman.

 

meeting established citizens of the neighborhood that work for transit and are down to sell you city issue gear.

 

being the oddball if you aint cool with blunts being smoked on the block.

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-teenies

-icepops in the summer

-beef pattys

-batteries in the freezer

-warm 40s

-"i gave you half of (INSERT LIE) last week, you owe me"

-male crackheads telling me thier pregnant

-ghetto chinese food places at 3am

-2 large cheese pizzas for 10$

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-cops that turn on there sirens & lights only togo across the intersection to turn them off..

-niggas that look like they mindin they own business then all of sudden you hear what you later makeout as him/her sayin 'weed...wet..ready..

-two blocks down same thing only in different order

-weed spot "valets" that will watch your shit for $2..

-the 'i need money for the bus' chick thats offers to blow you when you turn her down..

-Spanish music for a 25 block radius..

-2 phillies for 50 cents..newports were like $2.25

-asian,indian corner stores with 80' inch thick bulletproof glass..

-little kids poppin wheelies down the block on bikes made from whatever they could find...

-the Plateau..Fairmount..

-every movie out in theatres 2 for$5 3 for$10 from the african bull the very next day..

-niggas knockin each other over to sell you that "kill kill"..

-Rims on shit that cost more than the car...

-REAL NICKS..DIMES..no sticks no seeds...

-Water Ice..Cheesesteaks is all you eat in the summer...

-Street Races 2 wide down a one lane road...

-Soft Pretzels...cases of 40's...

-Somebodys bad ass kids(3-13 yrs old) out at like 2-3 AM runnin wild..

 

Man i miss these days..^^most of this shit is extinct^^ima stop cause i could go on and on..

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@May 4 2005, 08:49 PM

*you and 10 friends going in on a $5 large pizza

 

*generic brand everything in the cupboards

 

*"don't worry, you'll grow into them"

 

*spaghetti & ketchup is a nutritious meal

 

ahahaaaaa... so true!

 

what about dipping bread into kool-aid or watered down juice cuz there isnt anything to eat?

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oh so many god one's already said...

-quarter water

-joy riding

-knowing that old toyota keys open saturns

-slim jims and screw drivers

-one of my favorites already said is 2 L's out of a dime

-knowing what buildings have rear exits when you bring some herb to cop weight

-$3.50 heros with the works

-$1 empenadas

-barber shop bootlegs

-almost eating an entire hero then putting hair in it and bringing it back so your boy can eat

- soda machine scams

-payphone auto dialers chipped out

-a collect call from "yo cop a dutch too when you come" do you chose to accept these charges...

-adding slices of hot dogs to all meals

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Originally posted by can of worms+May 5 2005, 01:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (can of worms - May 5 2005, 01:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@May 4 2005, 12:11 AM

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

 

1 tee will set you back £5 at least here

 

from the ends:

 

-£2 classic burger from dixie chicken

 

-6 for £5 stella deals

 

-the big litre bottles of san miguel

 

-free oyster card for working 35 hours a week

 

-ginsters wicrowavable cornish pasties

 

-mail order shotters that sell dunks in size(uk) 12s

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-never paying for travel on br's or tubes.

 

-or rocking the £2 child travel card if your forced to.

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-COPS JUMPING THE SIDEWALK WHEN YOU'RE MORE THAN 6 DEEP IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. (OF COURSE AT LEAST 2 NIGGAS RUN INTO THE BUILDING AND THEN YOU ALL GET HARASSED)

 

-COPS CHECKING EVERYONE'S ID WHEN YOU WITH A BUNCH OF HOOD NIGGAS CUZ THEY ASSUME AT LEAST 4 OF YOU HAVE WARRANTS

 

 

 

 

THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN THE HOOD BUT IM FAR FROM THANKFUL

 

 

-MERO

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I'm wearing a plain black $3 t-shirt right now. I have 4 more

plain tee's in black and white just sitting at home waiting.

 

the best thing about the ghetto......

 

pawn shop shopping on the 14th and the 30th of the month.

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-30 pairs of athletic socks for $10

 

-every mufucca for a 3 block radius wearing a white tee, dreds, and a oversized "A-town" fitted cap

 

-all my white friends getting asked "you straight white boy?" by dealers every few feet as we walk through the hood

 

-Cops randomly pulling up beside me and driving really slow as I walk down the block like they know me or some shit

 

-crackheads starting up random conversations with you about god and/or politics that just end up being pleas for loose change as you ride mass transit.

 

-White people at gas stations pumping gas in groups and looking around nervous and shit or just looking at the ground. that shit's hilarious

 

-never leaving my house on foot with my ibook, shit nigga.

 

-random "attempted stick ups" by 5th graders rocking oversized white tees, dreds and a-town fitted caps as I walk to the corner store.

 

-every gas station being manned and operated by foreign born people who hate blacks regardless if they, themselves are black.

 

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