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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@May 4 2005, 08:49 PM

*you and 10 friends going in on a $5 large pizza

 

*generic brand everything in the cupboards

 

*"don't worry, you'll grow into them"

 

*spaghetti & ketchup is a nutritious meal

 

ahahaaaaa... so true!

 

what about dipping bread into kool-aid or watered down juice cuz there isnt anything to eat?

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oh so many god one's already said...

-quarter water

-joy riding

-knowing that old toyota keys open saturns

-slim jims and screw drivers

-one of my favorites already said is 2 L's out of a dime

-knowing what buildings have rear exits when you bring some herb to cop weight

-$3.50 heros with the works

-$1 empenadas

-barber shop bootlegs

-almost eating an entire hero then putting hair in it and bringing it back so your boy can eat

- soda machine scams

-payphone auto dialers chipped out

-a collect call from "yo cop a dutch too when you come" do you chose to accept these charges...

-adding slices of hot dogs to all meals

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Originally posted by can of worms+May 5 2005, 01:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (can of worms - May 5 2005, 01:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@May 4 2005, 12:11 AM

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

 

1 tee will set you back £5 at least here

 

from the ends:

 

-£2 classic burger from dixie chicken

 

-6 for £5 stella deals

 

-the big litre bottles of san miguel

 

-free oyster card for working 35 hours a week

 

-ginsters wicrowavable cornish pasties

 

-mail order shotters that sell dunks in size(uk) 12s

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-never paying for travel on br's or tubes.

 

-or rocking the £2 child travel card if your forced to.

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-COPS JUMPING THE SIDEWALK WHEN YOU'RE MORE THAN 6 DEEP IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. (OF COURSE AT LEAST 2 NIGGAS RUN INTO THE BUILDING AND THEN YOU ALL GET HARASSED)

 

-COPS CHECKING EVERYONE'S ID WHEN YOU WITH A BUNCH OF HOOD NIGGAS CUZ THEY ASSUME AT LEAST 4 OF YOU HAVE WARRANTS

 

 

 

 

THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN THE HOOD BUT IM FAR FROM THANKFUL

 

 

-MERO

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I'm wearing a plain black $3 t-shirt right now. I have 4 more

plain tee's in black and white just sitting at home waiting.

 

the best thing about the ghetto......

 

pawn shop shopping on the 14th and the 30th of the month.

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-30 pairs of athletic socks for $10

 

-every mufucca for a 3 block radius wearing a white tee, dreds, and a oversized "A-town" fitted cap

 

-all my white friends getting asked "you straight white boy?" by dealers every few feet as we walk through the hood

 

-Cops randomly pulling up beside me and driving really slow as I walk down the block like they know me or some shit

 

-crackheads starting up random conversations with you about god and/or politics that just end up being pleas for loose change as you ride mass transit.

 

-White people at gas stations pumping gas in groups and looking around nervous and shit or just looking at the ground. that shit's hilarious

 

-never leaving my house on foot with my ibook, shit nigga.

 

-random "attempted stick ups" by 5th graders rocking oversized white tees, dreds and a-town fitted caps as I walk to the corner store.

 

-every gas station being manned and operated by foreign born people who hate blacks regardless if they, themselves are black.

 

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- 6 year old kids in 7 eleven at 4am beatboxing

- one legged bum who pisses himself and calls every women a slut

- graffiti

- Mark the crippled brain damaged guy who walks hundreds of dogs and never fails to say 'jesus loves you'

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Originally posted by El Producto+May 5 2005, 07:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Producto - May 5 2005, 07:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-little jesus@May 5 2005, 05:36 PM

hearing my son say nigga in the back yard

with all his lil homies when hes only 3 and the

only whiteboy in the hood.

 

 

hahahaha

 

 

bump for £2 chicken and chips and bunking train.

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that aint ghetto son

 

- dixy chicken £2 MEAL

 

- not paying for anything

 

-doin what the fuck you like

 

-rushing the estate corner shop with 20 people when youre 10

 

-pushing trolleys at too fast cars on kiddy roads

 

-spitting on people coming in from the top of the block

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Originally posted by can of worms+May 5 2005, 01:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (can of worms - May 5 2005, 01:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@May 4 2005, 12:11 AM

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

 

1 tee will set you back £5 at least here

 

 

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wrong. £1 tees if you know where

 

-£1 pizza. 3 toppings of your choice. cant fuck.

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Originally posted by dead sentiment+May 5 2005, 10:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dead sentiment - May 5 2005, 10:38 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-beelkaemoney@May 5 2005, 08:03 AM

-cops that turn on there sirens & lights only togo across the intersection to turn them off..

 

cops do this everywhere, without fail. the richest neighborhoods, the worst ghettos...

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shit i dont know my town cops are pretty fuckin lazy..we got into an accident once(hit & run) a cop came through not even a minute later and drove around us wrecked and leakin all fluids in the middle of the street..never stopped to ask if anyone was ok..or what happened..now they beatin up handcuffed..face down..people not even criminals but people on the 11 oclock news...

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Fried Bologna and Mayonais sandwiches.

 

Mozarella and tortillas, wrap em up and you got a taco.

 

Sugar Water.

 

Salt water for when your tooth hurted.

 

Murder capital of the world makes you tuff.

 

Buck Fifty's

 

there's a lot of other shit that people already posted.

 

Mayonnais sandwiches are the best.

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Originally posted by laughoutloud@May 6 2005, 12:44 PM

that aint ghetto son

 

- dixy chicken £2 MEAL

 

- not paying for anything

 

-doin what the fuck you like

 

-rushing the estate corner shop with 20 people when youre 10

 

-pushing trolleys at too fast cars on kiddy roads

 

-spitting on people coming in from the top of the block

 

yeah, im far from ghetto. i think im just more of a tramp.

 

£1 pizza you say? that sounds fucking dope.

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Originally posted by El Producto+May 6 2005, 05:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Producto - May 6 2005, 05:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-laughoutloud@May 6 2005, 12:44 PM

that aint ghetto son

 

- dixy chicken £2 MEAL

 

- not paying for anything

 

-doin what the fuck you like

 

-rushing the estate corner shop with 20 people when youre 10

 

-pushing trolleys at too fast cars on kiddy roads

 

-spitting on people coming in from the top of the block

 

yeah, im far from ghetto. i think im just more of a tramp.

 

£1 pizza you say? that sounds fucking dope.

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you look more like a skater/trendy type?

 

£1 pizza is word.

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Originally posted by laughoutloud@May 6 2005, 07:44 AM

-doin what the fuck you like

 

yeah... except for all the shit you cant afford to do.

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---walkin to school cause we had no school bus..

---passin by the corner store and buying like 20 different things with 3 bucks

---never bored..always something to do..out all fuckin night/day messin around in the neighborhood

---watchin crackhead drama

----REAL NICKS..DIMES..no sticks no seeds...

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