maltliqourlive Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 My hoods not really the ghetto, but it used to be. Im thankfull for the fools hitting that crackhead hotel every time it gets buffed. Im thankfull the people I have met smoking crack on my doorstep have always been civil. Im thankfull I have been one beligerent white boy drunk as fuck talking crazy shit and still have not got my ass kicked. I did get pocket checked and was thankfull I got most of my money back, my walet and id back, my cellphone back, and a decent sack of dank chronic. Im thankfull that I live in a nice neighborhood. I don't really even live in the hood, hood shit still happens though. 2 buck fortys and 2 buck slices open till two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 taking home buckets o' beer from the tap when i was a delivery driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@May 4 2005, 11:54 AM pubic pool Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 1st & 15th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -stripped rides sitting there for weeks -crackhead drama -post-it notes that snitch -waiting for jerk pork in 39 degrees Celsius store -the old Jamaican swearing up and down that Irish Moss is better than Viagra -kids running. They're always running from something. -purse snatching A lot of the stuff is covered already, and I'm dead tired. :confused2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 oh yeah, can't forget the mr.noodles/OE puke on the stairwell you gotta hop over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -Sideshows..East Oakland.. -Fuked up Scrapers (Buicks) with $3000 dollar rims..Beat and 5 TVs.. -Burrito Trucks every corner.. - The Projects.. - $1 Stores..You find all kind of shit there.. - Youngstas pushin a stroller, Pregnant and 1 kid on the side.. - Oakland Public Schools, period.. - Buyin a brand new Vacuum at 1 in the morning.. - Stealing PitBull Puppys.. - Arabian Store Owners, with spanish signs "Los Dos Hermanos" (The two Brothers) - Catchin the back streets cause tags are Expired.. - OLD SHIT.. -10 Cent Sunflower seeds after school (Elementary) -Turnin on the Stove and Closing all doors and windows to heat up the house.. -Buying Pull out stereos at 2 in the morning.. - Buying bikes at 2 in the Morning.. - If you are under 10 and registered at Burger King, you get a free Kids Meal on your Bithday...Well going to all the Burger Kings in your town to get free Meals.. -2 Stripe Adidas (Payless) - Fake Target Pumps (Reeboks) -Riding bikes on just the rim, no tires.. - Boys N Girls Club all day boy playin Pool..(Mothefuka can barely read but would pocket 6 balls in a row) - Shoulder Fighting.. Aahhh I could go on..Living in the ghetto is actually fun..We didnt have all the toys so we would make up games n shit..Or find whatever to play with..Damn..old shit....Good Thread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -ripped up slip and slide at the bbq. -little kids with bruises on their faces. always with the bruises. *shit, i forgot that this thread is what people should be thankful for. I've been just putting down observations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 - 80cent student trainfares (sometimes, sneaking on for free ducking the guards because theres nowhere to get change. -Sneaking into movies. -Using coupons -Using $2.00 el cheapo paint for your fills -showing student cards EVERYWHERE possible for available discounts. Funny thing is, all those things mentioned above still happen today. -Forging the re-entry stamp for expensive concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 - OMGWTFBBQ in the neutral ground (grassy median) - buying single cigarettes - the crazy crackhead woman under the interstate who wore the same ripped up bra and shorts for over two weeks. - krispy krunch breakfasts - the magnoila clap - the crazy old drunk (or passed out) man in every single new orleans bar - Q 93's 9 O'clock props (crappy freestyle radio segment where people call up and battle): "hey, you, what's ya naaaame? ya on the radio wicha boy wild wayyyyne" "9aclock props is on, tell me where you callin from" - spinner hubcaps on a beat up tercel - wall murels under i-10 - being followed down canal blvd. by a bunch of guys holding tree limbs. (not me, but a friend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -smokers always $2 dollars short, but you let em go cause he gon be back, with friends -jitts in high school wit stacks -honeydrippers! 50 cents yeaaaa -ice cream man got bang and sells hot dogs and cigars -hallway cuts -candy paint -smokin js on steps late night 10 deep in the projects -a nigga with a self employed cab business (uh huh!) -flea market, koreans runnin shit -after hours clubs, no respectable, honest nigga or hoe be out at this time of night, that's what it do -pullin hoes at gas stations, just because they like your car -big ass rims -traps -girls doin hair out they house -niggas with 3 phones -girls with golds that hustle harder than you -fucked up ass streets, cracks and holes everywhere -train tracks! cross em and its on nigga -beefin with a nigga since grade school -limo tint -black on black fits to creep in -waiting to clap nigga, hidin under his house -niggas in fucked up apartments, havin cameras -hoes with no kids, hoes with 5 kids -baby daddy drama -your baby momma whole family aint feelin you and you dont give a fuck -buyin food stamps (on cards now!), from hoes for half off to support they toot habit -smokin woos late night in a lexus -real niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 whiteboys like myself getting the phrase " oh white boy trippin, you know where you at" from obeise black women in the early morning hours on the weekday/weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 ^HAHAHAHA. That shit's so goddamn true. And somehow it's always comes at the most unneccessary times. Seriously, like you'll be at Taco Bell and they'll hand you your sludge and come with the obligatory follow-up: 'Any sauce with that?' 'Yeah, how about some green sauce?' 'Dah, hahah, What? Bean sauce?' 'No, GREEN sauce. It's like chili shit...' 'Oh, damn... little whiteboy. You're a funny one! Do you know where you're at?!' 'Fuckin'..... Taco Bell?' 'Taha, you got jokes! This is South West [insert city/neighborhood].. things don't go like that here!' 'Oh, my bad.. I thought this Taco Bell was some sort of Spanish Embassy... damn, I'm a big fucking idiot. Gimme the mild sauce...' 'Alright now.. you have a good day, sweetheart!' You can't get mad at them though because they're so damn cheerful the entire time. There's nothing more inspiring than an 350lb black woman having the time of her life dicking with whiteboys while working at Taco Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@May 4 2005, 03:32 PM -girls doin hair out they house Quoted post :lol: much love to my girls with the cosmetology degrees. HARDTIMES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -down the leg -groups of 15-20 spanish papi's who go out of their way to bless the ground you walk on. -75 cents for a bagel w/ cream cheese & tomato -50 cent loosies. -tens of haze. -nickel sized dimes of black weed. -transvestite prostitutes who work for crack. -popeyes. -liquor stores & pawn shops. -big body cars riding on stock wheels with no hubcaps. -copping trees from the ice cream man. -gang graffiti (if thats the only shit you see, you know the area is extra hood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 fucking hell what a thread..giving me insight into something i would never have known about before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 popeyes.. :yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 -MY MOMS WHOOPIN MY MUTHAFUCKIN ASS WITH WHATEVER SHE COULD FIND. -DRIVING/WALKIN AROUND THE HOOD WITH A BLUNT IN THE AIR IS CONSIDERED AN OUTING -ME AND MY BROTHER SWITCHING UP JORDANS -SWEDISH FISH -FUCKIN MY SISTERS FRIENDS -RHUMBA -MERO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by dr.testical@May 4 2005, 11:41 AM whiteboys like myself getting the phrase " oh white boy trippin, you know where you at" from obeise black women in the early morning hours on the weekday/weekends Quoted post wahahahah! yes! i bought an elementary school t-shirt at a flea market in new orleans that said "martin berhman bees".. i didn't know what school it was. i was in subway ordering a sammich during a mardi gras parade and the lady behind the counter said "say gurl, you went to berhman?" "uhm, no" "I DIDN'T THINK SO". she then left the counter to go pussy pop to a marching band. it was classic. it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 -Aslan -Heroin (See above) -Joy-ridin' -Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?" -Social welfare -Calling people 'Bud' who are not our bud -Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo) -Calling people 'Boss' who are not our boss -Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween -Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!" -Travelling in packs -Swearing at our babies -Giving our kids Monster Munch for breakfast on the bus -Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!" -Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something -Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre -Not payin' the bus fare -Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker' -Pulling our hoodies over our heads as we're led away from the Four Courts -Being an authority on everything -Knee-cappings -Racism -Not readin' bukes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 - Flea markets where you can buy someones stolen Cd's at a dollar a pop. Cheap ass construction equipment too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 crashed out butt naked watchin' the cosby show hey little rascals, eddie haskell black eyed peas with a lot of tabasco chico stix, big fat chicks old reruns of the jefferson hits eenie meenie miny mo larry and shemp slide me some skin on the black side pimp training bras, holey drawers. Tramp/You do the hip thing, I'll do the hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Walking onto the ghettoest part of the city and watching baseheads play a PS2 thats plugged to an extension cord outside in a parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@May 4 2005, 12:11 AM -5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS Quoted post 1 tee will set you back £5 at least here from the ends: -£2 classic burger from dixie chicken -6 for £5 stella deals -the big litre bottles of san miguel -free oyster card for working 35 hours a week -ginsters wicrowavable cornish pasties -mail order shotters that sell dunks in size(uk) 12s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 *you and 10 friends going in on a $5 large pizza *you and 10 friends going in on a $1 bag on chips from the chipper *generic brand everything in the cupboards *"don't worry, you'll grow into them" *smoking in class at high school *smoking weed in your locker at high school between classes *having 2 different sized wheels on your bmx *spaghetti & ketchup is a nutritious meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 established citizens of the neighborhood that drink malt liqour every morning on the same stoop and are mad nice to me. liqour store clerks with college degrees that let you drink your beer in the store and play doorman. meeting established citizens of the neighborhood that work for transit and are down to sell you city issue gear. being the oddball if you aint cool with blunts being smoked on the block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 -teenies -icepops in the summer -beef pattys -batteries in the freezer -warm 40s -"i gave you half of (INSERT LIE) last week, you owe me" -male crackheads telling me thier pregnant -ghetto chinese food places at 3am -2 large cheese pizzas for 10$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 carrying guns all the time bashing cops stabbing anyone who talks shit fucking sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@May 5 2005, 01:49 AM *spaghetti & ketchup is a nutritious meal Quoted post haha i hate scum bags who do that *only it's 2 minute noodles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beelkaemoney Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 -cops that turn on there sirens & lights only togo across the intersection to turn them off.. -niggas that look like they mindin they own business then all of sudden you hear what you later makeout as him/her sayin 'weed...wet..ready.. -two blocks down same thing only in different order -weed spot "valets" that will watch your shit for $2.. -the 'i need money for the bus' chick thats offers to blow you when you turn her down.. -Spanish music for a 25 block radius.. -2 phillies for 50 cents..newports were like $2.25 -asian,indian corner stores with 80' inch thick bulletproof glass.. -little kids poppin wheelies down the block on bikes made from whatever they could find... -the Plateau..Fairmount.. -every movie out in theatres 2 for$5 3 for$10 from the african bull the very next day.. -niggas knockin each other over to sell you that "kill kill".. -Rims on shit that cost more than the car... -REAL NICKS..DIMES..no sticks no seeds... -Water Ice..Cheesesteaks is all you eat in the summer... -Street Races 2 wide down a one lane road... -Soft Pretzels...cases of 40's... -Somebodys bad ass kids(3-13 yrs old) out at like 2-3 AM runnin wild.. Man i miss these days..^^most of this shit is extinct^^ima stop cause i could go on and on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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