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-2.50 CHEESEBURGER COMBOS AT THE CHICKEN SPOT

 

-LOOSIES

 

-SPOTS IN THE HOOD WHERE PHILLIES ARE STILL 75 CENTS

 

-50 CENT SODAS

 

-10 DOLLAR FITTED SPOTS

 

-5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

 

-HOODRATS THAT BRAID HAIR FOR WEED

 

-HOODRATS

 

-NUTCRACKERS

 

-THERES ALWAYS NIGGAS OUTSIDE, SO BEING BORED IS IMMPOSSIBLE

 

 

 

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN. OR POINT OUT SUBURBAN SHIT YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR.

 

 

 

 

DR. MERO

PHDEEEEE.

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-Top Pop, City Soda (c'mon dogs, you've gotta name the brands)

 

-Racking 4 2 Litres from the dollar store because I'm a wholesome looking whiteboy.

 

-Shorties getting tossed out of their liquor spot at 4am asking you for a place to crash.

 

-Denying said girls because they're, well, hoodrats. The bad kind. You know the type.

 

(on some 3rd grade shit)

 

-Playing video games at the local Sears because your parents are too broke to buy you the system

 

-Scrambled egg tacos.

 

-Used condoms in your elementry school playground.

 

-You boy's heroin addict parents forcing you to give your Slurpee to their dog.

 

-Breaking your same boy's nose with his dad's shotgun in 5th grade because you just watched the part in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp is smashing faces on horseback.

 

-Having a paper route and the older kids showing you porn when you go up the door to collect.

 

-Climbing on strip club roof's with makeshift ladders to see if you can get a peek.

 

-Getting a peek.

 

-Getting chased of that same roof.

 

-"Stranger danger" alerts.

 

 

 

Yeah, growing up dirt poor was good fucking times.

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-99 cent arizona ice tees

 

- lil chubbys

 

- beef patty with cheese on a roll

 

- smoking blunts in building hallways

 

- champion hoodies

 

- lucci spots

 

- one arcade machine infront of the lucci spot with a million tags on it, a dead roach in the sceen, and 20 niggas around it smoking lucci's

 

-the whole block sharing one bike

 

- cd player with a speaker plugged into it

 

- buying all your batterys from some guy on the train

 

- bootlegs

 

- putting baby powder on your chest and armpits in the summer

 

- the fire hydrant pool

 

- The dollar menu

 

- 2 blunts out of one dime

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-mc chicken's from the dollar menu

-40oz from corner stores all over

-partying on the roofs of the project buildings

-the one homeless guy/bum everyone in your hood knows

and the only reason i didn't starve everynight

-grandma's home made cooking

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-32 ounces of malt liquor for a buck or a 22 your choice

 

-$3 Heroes that are big enough to be split into two meals

 

-Sandwich spot that takes stamps for anything

 

-Crackhead comedy- guy swears he owns the burned down building and he'll give it to you for $4 then admits he just needs to get some weed.

 

-The number sheets on the counter at the bodega

 

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Oh, and seeing as though I've lived off govt. aide and lived around highbrow motheruckers I'll say this much:

 

Almost every girl in the suburbs smells like shampoo, new car, and body spray all rolled into one. I can't deny I like suburban girls...

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@May 3 2005, 08:30 PM

Oh, and seeing as though I've lived off govt. aide and lived around highbrow motheruckers I'll say this much:

 

Almost every girl in the suburbs smells like shampoo, new car, and body spray all rolled into one. I can't deny I like suburban girls...

 

I tell ya, some of them over do it with that body spary shit. This one chick who sits next to me in class, basically empties half the spray bottle on herself and then proceeds to dump an ungodly amount of tropical lotion crap all over her arms and hands. Shit smells so strong it makes my head spin.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@May 3 2005, 07:11 PM

-50 CENT SODAS

 

 

GUTTYS :king: :king: :king:

top pop blue flavor is the shit

homeboy

good o

vitarroz

faygo

tropical shit from other patin american countries that taste like childrens tylonel(sp?)

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small ass delis down the block where you can get a drink, a wedge, chips, and then get laced with a grip of fresh fruit for like $4.

 

Knock-off fucking everything.

 

Hearing "I got what you need my man." Every other block.

 

People setting up their goods and shit on the side of the road on folding tables. "Free" shit is just awesome.

 

Alleyways smelling like piss during the summer. (not really something that I miss or like.)

 

At the same time... pissing out of your window into the alleyway,

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-not getting hassled for getting up

 

-"Wanna buy a bike?"

 

-Side-shows

 

-hottie black girls

 

-laundry hung out to dry on every windowsill and balcony in sight

 

-pit-bulls

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Originally posted by LENS@May 3 2005, 08:18 PM

-"Wanna buy a bike?"

 

 

This occurs on a daily basis for me, some basehead always trying to sell me a bike they stole off some hipster.

Its either this or some guy pulls up to me and asks me if i want to buy the car hes driving for 20 bucks.

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-those shitty 25 cent drinks, you know, the pure sugar ones

 

-10 cent laffy taffies, gum, etc

 

-26(with tax)cents for two ho hos

 

-a plethora of used condoms in old buicks with the windows down(this type of situation can be very confusing when you're about 10)

 

-football,soccer,hockey in abandoned lots/alleys

 

-lighting things on fire, and trying to cover it up when the moms found out

 

-skateboarding all day

 

-riding bikes everywhere

 

-like pfft said, heat was the oven

 

I acutally just named a lot of shit from my childhood, but 'sall gooooood

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