Magnum OPiss Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread damn almost had the pics coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Manute Bol Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey mauler, I got a story for you. So I was fuckin this girl from behind in my shower, her hands slip from the soap and she slams face first into the tub, busted her shit up good, spittin' out all her teeth... Relax, it was only her baby teeth. My girlfriend always used to ask me if i would shave my crotch area, I never wanted to again after what happened. Anybody ever see that episode of Seinfeld where he shaves his chest? Well that happened only in my pants. And it is true, girls like em' shaved, I don’t blame them, going down on a girl with a bush must be gross, pubic hair in the mouth ughckkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I don't see how a man could even shave his balls? Seems like it would be difficult would cause many nicks. When shaving the nuts, simply squeeze gently near the top with your thumb and index finger, this makes the ball inflate the sack to its full extent, it also makes the skin more firm for an easier shave. You have to be gentle with the blade though obviously. It takes some time and unorthodox positions so you must be patient, you don’t want any stray hairs left singled out on your nut, that shit just looks gross and will be easy for a girl licking around down there to spot and get completely turned off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread thank god for girls who keep it neat and tidy down there.....and fuck you france, asia, and parts of alaska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread neosporin after you shave: it's a lady's trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Text ettiquet...(sp? wow i am retarded) Ex girlfriend aka my roomates sister: Hey I am at your house... Me: WTF are you doing texting me. Clean my room BITCH! p.s. I just got home room is spotless...with a candle burnen yea i just moved in so its still pretty plain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahaha to the convo.....someone if you ever get your square ass out of CT and make it to a slightly more homo bay area ill have to buy you a drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Is that a futon?... I might buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread yea i got the whole living room/bedroom/office steeze going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Some1 we could never have a one night stand. I would kick you out of your tiny little bed afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread That bed is pretty weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread is your carpet purple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I think all his awesome purple decorations and the sunlight make it look purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread prince infatuation ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread First of all you wouldnt stay over if we had a one night stand...futon is for chicks with the jimmy legs... Second its a queen just looks tiny because of the pic... No my carpet is blue everything else is black and yes I do have a prince fetish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread God I love when you talk to me like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I would so hit my head on that wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread God I love when you talk to me like that. I know...its because Im the shit...chicks love it (notice I refrained from using the word bitches...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread First of all you wouldnt stay over if we had a one night stand...futon is for chicks with the jimmy legs... But we like to call it nocturnal myoclonus. kthx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread psalm juan calls it yall bitches best get to sleep before i put you to sleep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ever notice how u can be in a decent mood, then you get online and read shit, then you're all pissed off over something gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i think your taking the internet too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread LAWLRUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread your sn makes your post 10x more awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread HAMMER TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread say it loud, "I'M BLACK AND PROUD!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Ok so an ex called me and wanted to hang out.....she kicked her current dude out the house and changed the locks.....what im worried about is getting too fucked up and tossing my inhibitions to the wind and what if this fool comes back while we're both drunk and kicks the door down because a jealous ex guy will overpower a drunk guy any day.....I dunno maybe I should just stay out of trouble all together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread DONT DRINK TOO MUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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