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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

I was gonna say pee in her butt, but why haven't you smashed yet?

Just try putting it in her butt for starters, if you really are 'her baby' she would let you do it.

That is my advice.

Or even better yet get her to make a porn with you because as she thinks you will be together forever so you wouldn't show your friends a video of 'your baby'.

 

Edit: by friends, I mean putting a link to the vid on 12oz.:lol::lol:

 

 

just found out today...

1: shes a virgin... never did anything but gave head... no finger or shocker... nothing..

2: shes really possessive and litterally says "yeah.. i own you" and its kinda pissin me off.... im close to just kickin her in the face with some steel toed boots...

3: shes tellin everyone were going out when i just started kicking it with her not even a week ago n shes telling me im going too fast for trying to put my hand down south?

4: if i make a video ill post it up here no doubt... i dont care... what she dont know wont hurt her... :smiles:

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

just found out today...

1: shes a virgin... never did anything but gave head... no finger or shocker... nothing..

2: shes really possessive and litterally says "yeah.. i own you" and its kinda pissin me off.... im close to just kickin her in the face with some steel toed boots...

3: shes tellin everyone were going out when i just started kicking it with her not even a week ago n shes telling me im going too fast for trying to put my hand down south?

4: if i make a video ill post it up here no doubt... i dont care... what she dont know wont hurt her... :smiles:

 

how old are you and she? just curious.

 

I wanna know if this video is gonna land us in jail...

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Two hours..

 

What the hell you going for???

 

Sum gubbament shit??

Yeah some gubbament shit is right.

 

Well I was meant to be there at 12:45pm, half an hour before my scheduled interview as there was some sort of test I was meant to do. So me knowing the city, I get there around 12:10pm, and then proceed to wait in this one room for ages, then in the office entry for even longer, and finally get to sit the test at 1:20pm. So I do this test, which was just analysing the significant points as if I was writing a bulletin for the minister to read. I think I went a little overboard, as she only wanted 3/4 of a page and I wrote a page and a hlaf, but she left me there longer than a half an hour.

 

Then the verbal interview, I killed it in relation to workplace communication questions, also did all right on policy implications but my damn theory questions I blew it. I just drew a mental blank at one scenario they posed to me, but I think I did enough throughout the rest of the interview to hopefully score the gig. I find out in 3 weeks, and if I get it, they are flexible in allowing me to start anytime between asap and next Feb, so I can travel if I want.

 

If I score it (and therefore know what my future income will be) I might head to the states and drink with some of you other Team Alco members. How does that sound?

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If I score it (and therefore know what my future income will be) I might head to the states and drink with some of you other Team Alco members. How does that sound?

 

 

Tell me where and when black outs for days son!

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