THEHATER Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 i'll never stir you wrong nicki ' seen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 this is it.....this is it.....this issssss iiiiitttttt..... style wars.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Looks like Gliko is all out for his prize. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 i cant believe noone has quoted The Big Lebowski "YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 DONT WORRY JENNY.... IT'S JUST ME..... KILO okay... I paraphrased it a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "did you just call me coltrane?" - danny glover in the Royal Tenanbaums and "These are O.R. Scrubs.." "O R THEY???" - Rushmore :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "Virgins... I love em." Kids. "Jimmie: When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!" Pulp Fiction. Classic. "Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin. Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny. Pumpkin: [standing up with a gun] Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! " BORDERING ON MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 (see signature) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Apr 26 2005, 10:07 PM "These are O.R. Scrubs.." "O R THEY???" - Rushmore I laughed out loud just reading that line. I guess I could have said 'LOL'... but that's for 12 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Glik0 killed it! "I live my life one quarter mile at a time." Someone had to do it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 gotsta love wes anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatlaces Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Apr 27 2005, 02:21 AM Glik0 killed it! "I live my life one quarter mile at a time." Someone had to do it. :D Quoted post ease up on the cheese there... "I want all the Warriors. I want them alive, if possible. If not, wasted! But I want them. Send the word!" the warriors cant wait for "the warriors" game rockstar is bringing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "I blew my butt off!" -Thin Red Line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 hahaha... just htought of one that always cracks me up. < snooty british butler voce > "May I take your trident, sir?" who knows it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "I'ma fuck this bitch, I'ma fuck that bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves!" -Jay, "Clerks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused I might not have it perfect, but you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "You're going to need a bigger boat." Roy Scheider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Fuckin'..What the fuckin..Who the fuck..Fucked this fuckin'..How did you two fuckin' fucks....FUCK! Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 " King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me !!!!! " D. Washington..Training Day.. " I Always tell the truth, even when I lie" Scarface.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 (see signature) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 The best movie lines aren't funny in writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 27 2005, 03:32 AM < snooty british butler voce > "May I take your trident, sir?" who knows it? Quoted post The Littl Mermaid? Warriors..."CAN...YOU...DIG IT!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 ^^good to see you enjoyed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "Your everybodys problem Thats because everytime you go up in the air youre unsafe. I dont like you because your dangerous" Son... Your egos writing checks your body cant cash. Youve lost your qualification as section leader 3 times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of 5 high speed passes over 5 air control towers and one admiral's daughter Its classified. I could tell you but then id have to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. Walter: Smokey this is not nam, this is bowling, there are rules. "The Big Lebowski" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "May I have more please?" OLIVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "Jesus wept." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 "ahhh man, i shot marvin in the face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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