FROSTY Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 yo know how in porno mags they got those storys about maried ladies fuckin there daughters boyfriend while she watched type things. whell those are all fake but do any of you know of any real funny ones. i know some dude who went to england and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny. any who post it for some shitz and giggles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 I made out with your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeoo Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by FROSTY and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask oh yeah real gut wrentching spewness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by FROSTY fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny. Were the kids watching ?? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 "pretty gross" hahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted October 24, 2001 Author Share Posted October 24, 2001 the kids were infact in the room but they were toddlers. cmonn u gotta have some storys, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by CIPHER_one I made out with your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 http://www.cakemusic.com/pinescented/images/opera1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Heeeyyyuukk! I fukked your deer...courtesy of WYWS. http://www.whileyouweresleeping.com/section_photos/DEERHUNT.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 im surprised tease hasnt had a story to ad to this shit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 rebound relationship... I broke up with this girl a couple years ago, it was kind of a drag because we'd been going out for a couple years and I liked her alot but... I don't think I'm freaky, but she just wasnt diggin the sex angle or something, she called me a freak alot... so... we broke up and I went out with some of my friends to this bar where I used to work. There was this girl who had always hung out when I worked there and we started talking and I told her about that girl saying I was a freak, and she was like *boing* "I'm real kinky, let's go to my house!" and she fully dragged me out of the bar, but it was cool, she is pretty hot... so we went back to her house and we have to sneak in because her dad is asleep and stuff... anyway, we go back to her bedroom and she goes into her bathroom saying "I'll be right back"... and when she comes out she's in this latex push-up thing with her tits fallin out and no panties but some thigh high black boots... she took one look at me laying on her sofa naked and smoking and said "What the fuck? That's not kinky!" I said "Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse." :eek: :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted October 24, 2001 Author Share Posted October 24, 2001 hahahahahahahahahaahahaha! see that had both shit and giggles!:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 my friend had sex with a 30year old mom who had to kids he did her in the bushed next to a poluted swamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 my friend, asked some chick for directions, the next thing he knows, he;s in her condo looking at pics of her kids (who are in college), while she is sucking on his dick. turns out she was like 45 or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 lol at smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by Vanity i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice.. word. they fuck WAY better. no inhibitions, no games, not worried that others will think they're a slut. none of that bullshit that comes with fucking a a lot of teens. they're down to just get it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catwash Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by Vanity i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice.. much better than some stuck up little teen-bitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 my friend when he was 15 fucked his cousins wife while she was 3 mons pregant every day for like a month. then she left his cousin to try to be with him. when he was 15! he was like fuck that shit. i thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 New Fox in the hole. Let me start of with, once upon a day, much like today only about a year ago. I was training the new hires into my office, I worked at an insurance company that is really well known. So I work with mostly women in my office, this is not realy a plus in the long run. So I catch this young lady checking me out. I think nothing of it and while Im at lunch they start the twenty one question with my good friend. She hypes me up, telling her Im the nice guy that gets disrespected too much. So she starts hitting on me for about a week, By the next friday she is all about it. At lunch we were supposed to go to lunch, we only made it to the roof, where she watched airplanes fly overhead, I was more into her body. We both come back and my friend knew I did the deed. She wanted to hang out all weekend but I had plans. I come to find out she was married to a military man, has wanted to leave him, now wants me to bang her out untill he gets back. You cant trust women. The end, or happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Last year my sister went for a year long trip, so I naturally moved in on her firends...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Re: New Fox in the hole. Originally posted by CATS Let me start of with, once upon a day, much like today only about a year ago. I was training the new hires into my office, I worked at an insurance company that is really well known. So I work with mostly women in my office, this is not realy a plus in the long run. So I catch this young lady checking me out. I think nothing of it and while Im at lunch they start the twenty one question with my good friend. She hypes me up, telling her Im the nice guy that gets disrespected too much. So she starts hitting on me for about a week, By the next friday she is all about it. At lunch we were supposed to go to lunch, we only made it to the roof, where she watched airplanes fly overhead, I was more into her body. We both come back and my friend knew I did the deed. She wanted to hang out all weekend but I had plans. I come to find out she was married to a military man, has wanted to leave him, now wants me to bang her out untill he gets back. You cant trust women. The end, or happily ever after. That is a damn good story....... I used to have a job where I worked with predominantly women and I've some similar run-ins..... no pun intended! One time when I was part time management at this nice restaurant there was this skeezer ass cocktail waitress who had a friend who came in with her one night. The friend says to me "Hey why don't you stay and have a drink???" I agreed and next thing you know she's got her hands up on my stomach squeezing on my abs talking about "yummy boy tummy"!?!?! Whatever in the fuck that is...... She starts biting on my neck right??? Her and her friend, the cocktail waitress, take me into the public bathroom for customers since it's like 11:30 at night and they start making out with each other and groping on each other...... with me right in on the action..... the cocktail waitress then says "I'm going back out to the bar" and leaves me in the bathroom with the other freak and from there on out it was on...... The funniest thing was that my friend was paging me 911 because he was leaving to fly to New York the next day and he wanted to go to the fr8 yard to paint some fr8's before he left which we did when I was done....... So I got lucky twice over that day!!!! Really one of the best days of my life....... Fond memories.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Yes boring, those by far are the dopest of all memories, Painting, and pussy. MMMM Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Re: Re: New Fox in the hole. Originally posted by Boring Bastard That is a damn good story....... I used to have a job where I worked with predominantly women and I've some similar run-ins..... no pun intended! One time when I was part time management at this nice restaurant there was this skeezer ass cocktail waitress who had a friend who came in with her one night. The friend says to me "Hey why don't you stay and have a drink???" I agreed and next thing you know she's got her hands up on my stomach squeezing on my abs talking about "yummy boy tummy"!?!?! Whatever in the fuck that is...... She starts biting on my neck right??? Her and her friend, the cocktail waitress, take me into the public bathroom for customers since it's like 11:30 at night and they start making out with each other and groping on each other...... with me right in on the action..... the cocktail waitress then says "I'm going back out to the bar" and leaves me in the bathroom with the other freak and from there on out it was on...... The funniest thing was that my friend was paging me 911 because he was leaving to fly to New York the next day and he wanted to go to the fr8 yard to paint some fr8's before he left which we did when I was done....... So I got lucky twice over that day!!!! Really one of the best days of my life....... Fond memories.... lucky bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Re: rebound relationship... Originally posted by Smart …me laying on her sofa naked and smoking… "Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse." LO-FUCKING-L! I wanted to burst out laughing, but Im at work. I got one, but I cant type too much in thie new chair im in. peace. webIScovertToday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 Originally posted by CATS Yes boring, those by far are the dopest of all memories, Painting, and pussy. MMMM Good. At times few and far in between....... yet still very memorable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 24, 2001 Share Posted October 24, 2001 were all at some older lady smoking kools thinking theyre young kind of bar one night and this lady starts talking to us and basically hitting on all of us, and were not digging it, so we let my buddy whos still a virgin take the lead with her, anyways shes drunk and a hoe and hes like fuck this im going to take her home, he uses his cheezy fat guy lines and they actually work on her. he then tells her his name is rahilio and hes from new mexico visiting town. and then she brings him back to her house and he fucks her or whatever, hes starts to leave and when hes walking out he sees her 12 year old son in the kitchen. so hes books out of there. what a fun way to lose the virginity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 There was another time I remember pretty well........ Before I turned of legal drinking age I was with this one girl right?? We break up and I turn age and head to this bar/restaurant that my best friend from elementary school is the head cook at...... He's a fucking bad, bad man!!! I wasn't looking for a relationship or even a sexual friend to begin with but that was all about to change this one evening. Before I had arrived he kept telling this girl about me and how I'm this and that and he's doing the exact opposite of what I'd like myself to do and hyping me up before I even meet this woman right?? By the time I get there she's gotten off work as the early bartender at this place....... not as nice of a place as my first story..... about half as nice but not really ghetto. So I belly up to the bar and she plops down right next to me... My friend says "How about some body shots?" First time doing those but I'm game to learn something..... 4 days after I turned age I'm about to see what in the fuck the world of women is all about. I get to lick the salt off of her chest and I take the shot and let me tell you she was FRESH!! Big breasts that aren't all fat. Nice and firm....Real primo stuff. She tells my friend after about a half an hour of me being there that she wants me to have a one night stand with her. She just ended a year long relationship and is kind of looking for some fun. So after she leans over and tongue kisses me at the bar I told her that I had agreed to her request through my friend and boy was she ready to go!!! So we go back to her house about a mile from their work and we end up doing the dirty deed for quite some time. It was a really good time...... I spent the night and went home feeling pretty damn good about things. No strings attached or nothing. A few weeks later we got together again.... She knew about graff and me being some cornball writer or whatever and was cool with it.... She says she wants to go with me to the layup just to keep me company. I thought "Well, I know this place really well and everything will be just fine but I'll still be a little paranoid." So we go and she sits on the rocks while I'm painting and I finish this "gold and red cursive, banner, logo" type of thing on this nice CN flat..... I finish and I'm like "Okay, cool.....you ready to go?? We're in the middle of a two line layup painting on the inside and right when we go to leave the middle and head to the outside track she's like "Hey come here for a second." I go back in between lines and she starts unbuckling my belt..... I take my sweat shirt off and lay it on the rocks.... We end up getting it on in the middle of this layup. All the kids who live around here think it's funny as hell that I had sex in this spot which is now defunct and unpaintable. It's like a legend that will never die....... She was a freak!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 boring, you must be one fabio looking smooth ass mofo. I guess my best stories take place way back in the day when zack morris was 15. Me and the girl I was dating at the time went to see godzilla 2000(I think). Well anyways as most 15 year old kids do at the movies we start making out and shit..blah blah...when she starts to pull down her pants and when she does that she un buckles my belt and takes mine down to. So to make a long story short I lost my virginity to a girl in a movie theatre. There were 2 lesbians behind at the time too hat were talking to each other about how much of a slut the girl must be to fuck a guy in the middle of a theatre. Same girl a little bit before that. Me and her go to an amusement park in cincinatti, about an houir and a half drive from here. Well....on the way back we are in the back of her moms car. I was sitting in the seat behind her mom trying to catch some shut eye when my girl asks if its ok with me if she lays her head in my lap to use it as a pillow. In my half asleep state I agree and think nothing of it. *unbuckle, ziiip* I am getting a blowjob in the back seat of her moms car while her mom was driving. It was great. She swallowed my load too, then went to sleep. now that I am an old man I can't get any ass so I remember the good ole days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Undefined© Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Originally posted by Vanity i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice.. knowing what you do in fools bathrooms I wouldn't doubt it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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