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About 3 years ago I had a dream that I had smacked the SHIT outta the pope. Forgot all about it.

 

then when he died, the first thing I thought was "DAMN! Now I'll never make my dream come true!"

 

I told one of my catholic friends this, she was lookin sick.

 

Here is a random smacking image:

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Though the pope may be technically dead, the Walt Disney company™ has made incredible advances in animatronic technology and we may yet see Pope John Paul Mach 2™ spring into action.

 

No longer are we limited to gimicky puppets that bob back and forth singing 'its a small world after all'. A new animatronic pope could breakdance, devour countless volkswagens and fight evil in its many forms by utilizing hydrogen fuel cells and high-efficiency hydraulics. Stay tuned, cause the new papacy™ is going to ROCK!

 

This new Pope John Paul Mach 2™ is all very well and good, but what is it going to do for the common man? I mean, how many of them will he/it kill/main/rob blind for me?

We're still talking about the Pope here.. what has he ever done for you? This one will be pretty much the same in that respect, but he will be faster, stronger and cooler lookin'™, so thats pretty much worth the price of admission right there.

 

Also he will have lasers for eyes, so he'll have to be carefull around the Vaticans vast heritage porn collection.

 

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Apr 4 2005, 06:30 PM

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HAHAHA! that's so wrong and soo right at the same time

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I don't see how that makes you evil.

 

 

And technically you can still go and smack his body.

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Originally posted by NeRVe54+Apr 5 2005, 03:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NeRVe54 - Apr 5 2005, 03:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Apr 5 2005, 04:48 AM

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yay!

 

by the way kr430 mind if i send a pm your way??

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give it a shot

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