metallix Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/SATANIC.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan? Almost immediately, things start to get better. :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Anyone who goes along with Satan and truly believes in him are fucking idiots. If Satan exists then so does God. Why would you join Satan's army because you have been having a bad day/month/year? It's retarded. All you would be doing is condemning yourself to eternal torture because Jane broke up with me. Good job idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 BECAUSE SATAN LOOKS COOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre5? Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 this is crazy lock this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 you know why the devil is outa heaven right...? the reason why God kicked him out... nobody likes a faggot.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Ok i did as it said. Holy shit not even 5 minutes passed before someone knocks on my doorbell and holy shit look what they left! Swear your allegiance now! I did it and now im filthy rich BIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 haha, im glad someone else read that scam thing. ANUS LAPTOPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 It was pretty fucking long but it was funny i didnt really understand what the guy was doing until half way through the thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Question: I am underage, living in a xian home and my parents force me to go to church and participate in xian sacraments. Can I still do the dedication? Will Satan be angry with me? Answer: Yes, you can still perform the ritual. Satan understands. ahaha satan understands!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 *AHEM* this pathetic piece of sheeeiiiite is not how you get in my good graces. takes a bit more work than that. i'm hard to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by KING OF HELL@Apr 3 2005, 10:45 PM Quoted post :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 fucking bullshit that site is fucking retarded satan is not an entity and all one has to do to make a commitment to satan is to make a commitment to him/herself with the 9 satanic statements in mind. ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Apr 3 2005, 08:30 PM Anyone who goes along with Satan and truly believes in him are fucking idiots. If Satan exists then so does God. Why would you join Satan's army because you have been having a bad day/month/year? It's retarded. All you would be doing is condemning yourself to eternal torture because Jane broke up with me. Good job idiots. Quoted post Satan is not a "he" or "she". Satan is a representation of oneself. LaVeyan Satanism is the reverse of Christianity. The "sins" of Christianity lead to mental and physical gratification and should be carried out as long as one avoids stupidity. There is no "SATAN'S ARMY". There is not eternal torture. There is only happiness. Your mind is askew due mythological bullshit spread by many mainstream relgions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 This is why youre a pal faggot playing around with synthesizers all day. So seriously pray to the 9 corners of my nutbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Apr 4 2005, 07:18 AM This is why youre a pal faggot playing around with synthesizers all day. So seriously pray to the 9 corners of my nutbag. Quoted post boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 You must have a deformed nutsack for it to have 9 corners. Did you hit it on a rail and show it to your dad and not go to the doctor or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Kr430n5_666 is satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666+Apr 4 2005, 12:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kr430n5_666 - Apr 4 2005, 12:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-The Leader@Apr 3 2005, 08:30 PM Anyone who goes along with Satan and truly believes in him are fucking idiots. If Satan exists then so does God. Why would you join Satan's army because you have been having a bad day/month/year? It's retarded. All you would be doing is condemning yourself to eternal torture because Jane broke up with me. Good job idiots. Quoted post Satan is not a "he" or "she". Satan is a representation of oneself. LaVeyan Satanism is the reverse of Christianity. The "sins" of Christianity lead to mental and physical gratification and should be carried out as long as one avoids stupidity. There is no "SATAN'S ARMY". There is not eternal torture. There is only happiness. Your mind is askew due mythological bullshit spread by many mainstream relgions. Quoted post [/b] Well I was replying directly to what was originally posted. I do not believe in either Satan or God. I was simply saying that going by what that website says, Satan being a "creature" that can be with you, then God would also exist which would mean eternal torture would exist.. and the choice to go with eternal torture just because you are having a bad week is the most retarded thing I've heard of. Once again, I do not believe in any type of god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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