dead sentiment Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 thank you for being a doof. i was feeling pretty shitty, but this thread helped me forget for a little while..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterOne Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 30 2005, 09:39 PM hahahahahahahaha oh shit. it just got better and better. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Hahahahhaahahaha.... oh my fucking shit this thread is awesome. Mero, why the fuck don't you pay bills with this shit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Mar 31 2005, 07:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Mar 31 2005, 07:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-PurpleNerple@Mar 31 2005, 05:46 PM ANY NIGGA THAT HAS "OI" TATTOOED ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY DESERVES TO BE GIVEN A WEDGIE BY SHAQ. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] oh man, hahahaha. i was also in a real shitty mood. thanks again mero. haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 SO FUCKING FUNNY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo17livesinhell Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 im sorry but i just had to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 live and let live brothers and sisters, live and let live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 have a go with this one mero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 mero, i wish you would have been at my work the other night. i caught this emo fuck stealing beef jerky. he had tight girl pants, a white belt and that fucking gay hairdo where one side of your bangs hangs over your eyes, like that one bully from the simpsons. i would have bought you a quap just to see you rip him a new one. all i could come up with was "you fucking moron ." *bows head in shame* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 hahahaha MEROE, your posts are all pure fuckin quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Sep 28 2005, 09:53 AM mero, i wish you would have been at my work the other night. i caught this emo fuck stealing beef jerky. he had tight girl pants, a white belt and that fucking gay hairdo where one side of your bangs hangs over your eyes, like that one bully from the simpsons. i would have bought you a quap just to see you rip him a new one. all i could come up with was "you fucking moron ." *bows head in shame* Quoted post THIS IS HOW IT WOULDA WENT DOWN. I CONFRONT THE EMO FAG... ME: *LAUGHING* YO MONEY, ARE YOU RACKING BEEF JERKY?? *SLAPS JERKY OUTTA DUDES HAND, SLAPS DUDE IN FACIAL IN ONE MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. WHERE WAS YOU GONNA PUT THIS SHIT? I KNOW YOU WERENT GONNA THROW IT DOWN THE LEG YOU FUCKING HOMO CUZ YOU GOT ON DENIM SARANWRAP...CAN YOU FEEL YOUR FEET B? *EMO KID LOOKS AT FEET* *SLAP!* YOU FUCKING HERB ASS NIGGA, YOU GOT A GLASS EYE FAM? WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR HANGIN OVER YOUR EYE LIKE AALIYAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NERD...*SLAP* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS AND MAKE YOU RUN DOWN THE BLOCK IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GRANNY PANTIES AND YOUR DIRTY ASS CHUCKS WHILE I WHIP YOUR PALE ASS WITH THIS FUCKING H&M BELT YOU FUCKING CLOWN. *SLAP*SHOVE* EMO KID:*CRYING* LEAVES STORE WITH FACE BURNIN FROM GETTING SLAPPED IN THE GRILLATIN 13 TIMES. THEN I PICK UP SOME RANDOM SHIT AND THROW IT AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT. MEROEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Sep 30 2005, 12:47 AM [FROM GETTING SLAPPED IN THE GRILLATIN 13 TIMES. Quoted post that's money, like big L used to say..Ha,Ha youz a funny nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Sep 29 2005, 07:47 PM *SLAPS JERKY OUTTA DUDES HAND, SLAPS DUDE IN FACIAL IN ONE MOTION* Quoted post HA!!!! Get the fuck out of here with that! hahahahha. Get at me, homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 That is the shit right there Mero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompOnKomp Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Dinkins Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Some of this shit is type funny but for real this dude Mero knows way too much about the ways of emohipster homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Sep 29 2005, 07:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Sep 29 2005, 07:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dowmagik@Sep 28 2005, 09:53 AM mero, i wish you would have been at my work the other night. i caught this emo fuck stealing beef jerky. he had tight girl pants, a white belt and that fucking gay hairdo where one side of your bangs hangs over your eyes, like that one bully from the simpsons. i would have bought you a quap just to see you rip him a new one. all i could come up with was "you fucking moron ." *bows head in shame* Quoted post MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. ..BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS Quoted post [/b] ROFL!! 5/5 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I can't picture an emo kid eating beef jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 Originally posted by David Dinkins@Sep 30 2005, 07:35 AM Some of this shit is type funny but for real this dude Mero knows way too much about the ways of emohipster homos. Quoted post I WAS FUCKING THIS BITCH FROM WILLIAMSBURG B. (A BLOCK FROM THE BEDFORD STOP ON THE L, GROUND ZERO FOR HIPSTER FAGS) I WAS STAYING AT HER CRIB ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THE SHIT IS LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM THE HOOD AND I DONT HAVE A WHIP. I DONT DISCRIMINATE B I'LL BLOW A HIPSTER BITCHES BACK OUT. PUSSY IS PUSSY AND THIS BITCH WAS A BAAAAAD PUERTO RICAN BROAD. I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THIS BITCH, BUT SHE WAS INTO HOOD NIGGAS AND LIT UP UNLIMITED BLUNTS AND TRICKED ON ME SEVERELY (THANKS FOR THE STEEPTECH BOO ;) ). SO I WOULD SIT IN FRONT OF HER CRIB AND SMOKE BLUNTS, AND JUST LAUGH AT ALL THE NIGGAS THAT WALKED UP THE BLOCK, PLUS I KNOW ALL THOSE GAY BAND NAMES CUZ THIS BITCH HAD 2 EQUALLY HIPSTER ROOMMATES AND I WOULD JUST ZONE OUT AND LOOK AT THE CD RACK AND REMEMBER NAMES AND LAUGH. DOES THAT EXPLAIN MY KNOWLEDGE OF THESE WEIRDOS TO YOU, YOU LIL SMARTASS MUTHAFUCKA? MEROESSSSS BRONX NIGGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Club bang is definately the hottest spot in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 THAT SHIT'LL REALLY BE BANGIN WHEN I THROW A GRENADE IN THAT BITCH LIKE NIGGA DID IN "BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT" MERO. KILLA QUES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompOnKomp Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Blood In Blood Out Realest movie ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 mero and i need to link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Sep 30 2005, 01:47 AM THIS IS HOW IT WOULDA WENT DOWN. I CONFRONT THE EMO FAG... ME: *LAUGHING* YO MONEY, ARE YOU RACKING BEEF JERKY?? *SLAPS JERKY OUTTA DUDES HAND, SLAPS DUDE IN FACIAL IN ONE MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. WHERE WAS YOU GONNA PUT THIS SHIT? I KNOW YOU WERENT GONNA THROW IT DOWN THE LEG YOU FUCKING HOMO CUZ YOU GOT ON DENIM SARANWRAP...CAN YOU FEEL YOUR FEET B? *EMO KID LOOKS AT FEET* *SLAP!* YOU FUCKING HERB ASS NIGGA, YOU GOT A GLASS EYE FAM? WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR HANGIN OVER YOUR EYE LIKE AALIYAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NERD...*SLAP* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS AND MAKE YOU RUN DOWN THE BLOCK IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GRANNY PANTIES AND YOUR DIRTY ASS CHUCKS WHILE I WHIP YOUR PALE ASS WITH THIS FUCKING H&M BELT YOU FUCKING CLOWN. *SLAP*SHOVE* EMO KID:*CRYING* LEAVES STORE WITH FACE BURNIN FROM GETTING SLAPPED IN THE GRILLATIN 13 TIMES. THEN I PICK UP SOME RANDOM SHIT AND THROW IT AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT. MEROEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS Quoted post possibly the best thing ive ever heard from mero. i like the bit about smacking the jerky from his hand and smacking his face at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 ^^^ i dig the part where he grabs random shit and throws it at the guy on his way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 god damn....this shits pure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Status on MERO.com? Get it together guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompOnKomp Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Mero u slackin get back on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STR8BOLDSTYLES Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 bump.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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