Pfffffffffft Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 MERO.... your shit is mad funny... pure comedy gold shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 im not trying to be funny or anything, but how many bad tattoos can one person get? he has a tattoo on his head that says born to kill? yeah, nothing says "born to kill" like a purple cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 you should be paid for this type stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by PurpleNerple@Mar 31 2005, 05:46 PM alright MEroe THIS TATTOO ISNT DONE...HE STILL HAS TO GET "MYSELF" TATTED UNDER THIS SHIT...MY DUDE SERIOUSLY...HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE? THIS NIGGAS PARENTS MUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER EVERYDAY AND BE LIKE "NAH FUCK YOU, ITS YOUR FAULT" IF A NIGGA EVER NEEDED AN AFRO, ITS THIS DICKHEAD. ANY NIGGA THAT HAS "OI" TATTOOED ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY DESERVES TO BE GIVEN A WEDGIE BY SHAQ. "HEY GUYS WHEN I GET TIRED OF KILLING AND ROCKING OUT TO MINOR THREAT, I GET LONESOME SOMETIMES...OH SHIT TATTOO IDEA!!!" FUCK YOU NIGGA. TAKE THAT BURGER KING WATCH AND STICK IT IN YOUR PUSSY. THE SHIT THAT MAKES ME MAD IS THAT THIS NIGGA PROBABLY HAS A BANGIN ASS GIRLFRIEND...(THAT WANTS TO PISS HER PARENTS OFF BADLY) THIS NIGGA SHOULD JUST TATTOO "IM A COOL PUNK ROCKER DUDE" ON HIS FUCKING FACE...FUCK IT NIGGA, RIGHT? YOU CANT LOOK ANY STUPIDER. I ALREADY KNOW THIS NIGGA HAS 20 PAIRS OF DIRTY ASS SKINTIGHT BLACK JEANS AND JUST THINKING OF THIS HERB WEARING A OUTFIT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS TO A GAY GOGO DANCER AT A SEX CLUB IS MAKING ME ANGRY. SO IM GONNA STOP RIGHT HERE BEFORE I SHOOT MY OWN KIDS. Meroe, go crazy... Quoted post P.S. YO PURP HOOK ME UP WITH A JOB AT VICE...COME ONNNNNN. MEROES MLBCEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Hell yes, I was just thinking VICE would be the spot for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 man, fuck a comedy show, i'l just jump on 12oz and get my laughs on for free. word up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 "SHORTY ON THE RIGHT CAN COME TO MY COUCH ANYDAY" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE GOUDA AND WET DOGS. Quoted post Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: i spit popcorn at my laptop when when i read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Hahaha, the line about finishing the tattoo on the head by adding "myself".....awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 yea, that line about what her puss smells like gave me scrunched face whiplash. mero, you should send vice links to your threads, i'm betting they'd put you onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatlaces Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 the gay version of nelly? i thought nelly is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Apr 1 2005, 01:54 AM Hahaha, the line about finishing the tattoo on the head by adding "myself".....awesome. Quoted post I CONCUR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 YO I ALMOST FORGOT...THAT NIGGA HAS SIDEBURNS WITH NO HAIR!!! YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!! THATS LIKE HAVING SYRUP WITH NO PANCAKES!!! WHAT A DICKHEAD. DAMN MAN I WISH 100 FAT BROADS WOULD LINE UP AND KICK THIS NIGGA IN THE BALLS 1 BY 1 UNTIL HIS HAIR GREW IN. DUMBASS. M E R O E S :hatred: :hatred: ON FIYA UP IN HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthebuilder Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 damn my tummy hurts this is better than vice don'ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Chapelle's a herb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 holy christ mero.. you're on a fuckin ROLL tonight..more than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 syrup without pancakes, that's deep man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 i wish you were a homie of mine in real life, id pay you to walk next to me and think outloud. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Mar 31 2005, 07:17 PM THIS NIGGAS PARENTS MUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER EVERYDAY AND BE LIKE "NAH FUCK YOU, ITS YOUR FAULT" :haha: best line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 im bumping this in hopes that mero will get on this shit again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I dunno, dude. I think I'd do the pale chick and the one with braces. I'm into pasty white skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut+Apr 1 2005, 09:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. Peanut - Apr 1 2005, 09:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Mar 31 2005, 07:17 PM THIS NIGGAS PARENTS MUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER EVERYDAY AND BE LIKE "NAH FUCK YOU, ITS YOUR FAULT" :haha: best line Quoted post [/b] ha ha ha, you beat me to it. Yes, best line yet. Dod, i cannot believe i slpet on this thread the first time around. Comedy at it's finest. I woke my roomate up i was laughing so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsuifuku Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reams Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 this thread is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 C'mon mero, where are you at? don't let this thread slip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 "I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE GOUDA AND WET DOGS" lol....where does he come up with this stuff? you need to take over the "Do's and Dont's" at Vice magazine Mero.....or maybe just the Dont's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 <embed SRC=http://media2.big-boys.com/files/loveme.wmv WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 AUTOPLAY=true CONTROLLER=true LOOP=false > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Old Growth@May 4 2005, 12:39 AM I dunno, dude. I think I'd do the pale chick and the one with braces. I'm into pasty white skin. Quoted post This makes two of us, the braces just do it for me. I would fuck the shit out of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 The best thing about the video is the kid in the background playing Counterstrike like nothing out of the ordinary is taking place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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