MEROJUANA Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 YO MY DUDE. LAST TIME I CHECKED. SKIN TIGHT MONOGRAMMED HOODIES WERE FOR BITCHES. THIS NIGGA IS THE TYPE OF DUDE THAT SAYS "IS THIS SHIRT CUTE?" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA? STOP SHOPPING AT WET SEAL YOU FAG...I BET IF I PUT A DURAG ON THIS NIGGA IT WOULD BE LIKE KRYPTONITE AND MONEY WOULD DIE. LOOK AT THIS FAT HOMO RAPIST NIGGA...CHILLIN WITH MOLLY SHANNONS RONN-HEAD SISTER. YOU FUCKING CLOWN. THIS NIGGA WAS RUMMAGING THROUGH HIS MOMS SHIT AND FOUND THOSE SUNGLASSES AND WAS LIKE "SCORE DUDE! IM WEARING THESE TO THE SHOW TONIGHT!" THEN HE CALLED THE NIGGA UP THERE AND WAS LIKE "DUDE I GOT THESE TOTALLY CUTE FUNKY SHADES!" AND THE OTHER NIGGA WAS LIKE "YEAH IM TOTALLY BUMMED ALL I GOT WAS MY 11 YEAR OLD SISTERS MONOGRAMMED HOODIE" OH SHIT NIGGA!!, ITS DAVID AL QUASSIDY THE ARAB PRINCE MONKEE!! MY NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? THE ONLY WAY NIGGAS LIKE THIS GET PUSSY IS IF THEY'RE HERMAPHRODITES. THATS MY WORD MY 1ST GRADE TEACHER HAD THAT SAME SHIRT...WHATS WRONG WITH THESE NIGGAS? IS THIS "FASHION?" GODDAMN! WHY DOES THIS HERB LOOK LIKE A GAY HIPSTER VERSION OF RERUN?? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS "BORROW YOUR MOMS OLD SUNGLASSES THAT SHE'S ASHAMED OF" NIGHT AT THE CLUB. AND LOOK AT MY SONS HAIR. THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD? THIS BITCH IS SO PALE I CAN SEE HER FUCKING BRAIN THROUGH HER FOREHEAD. I CAN READ THIS BITCHES MIND. AND RIGHT NOW SHE'S THINKING "I WANT MORE COKE [READ: AJAX]" IF YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON THAT BITCH TURNS INTO A GIANT GLARE. BY THE WAY ALL THESE FLICKS ARE FROM THE SAME CLUB...SO IM WONDERING, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED SECURITY FOR AT THIS PLACE B?? TO STOP NIGGAS FROM ELECTRO-ING EACHOTHER TO DEATH? JUST IN CASE NIGGAS GET TOO RETRO?? IF ANYTHING NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE PARAMEDICS AROUND TO HELP NIGGAS WHO ARE OD'ING ON SHITTY COKE AND HAVING SEIZURES FROM THEIR NEON GREEN SPANDEX TURTLENECKS. OH MAN. THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. IF THAT TSHIRT GOT ANY SMALLER THAT SHIT WOULD INVERT YOUR CHEST B. I CAN SEE THIS NIGGAS HEART BEATING IN THAT SHIT. AND THE SHIT SAYS "SAN FRANCISCO" ON THE FRONT...WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DONT YOU JUST WRITE "PUT YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH" ON YOUR FOREHEAD NIGGA. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST POSING WITH YOUR LESBIAN FRIEND SO YOUR PARENTS DONT KNOW YOU'RE "OUT" FUCKIN FOOL. AND GODDAMN BITCH! YOUR BRACES ARE SERIOUS. HOW BOUT YOU SKIP A COUPLE CLUB NIGHTS AND SAVE UP MONEY FOR INVISALIGN. LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY. SHIT IS REAL FUCKED UP WHEN THE HARDEST NIGGA IN THE CLUB IS A BITCH. YO MONEY ON THE RIGHT. WHEN YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR HOMEGIRL, TRY NOT TO LOOK LIKE SHE COULD DEFINETLY FUCK YOU UP IF YOU TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH HER. IF THIS SHIT WAS SCRATCH AND SNIFF AND YOU SCRATCHED THIS BITCHES MOUTH IT WOULD DEAD ASS SMELL LIKE PUSSY. IM MAD SHE TRIED TO FEM HER SHIT UP WITH THAT FLOWER...NO BITCH YOU STILL LOOK LIKE ROSIE ODONELL'S STUD. "DUDE LAST NIGHT I WAS AT BANG...AND I WENT IN WITH A FUCKING BIKE HELMET AND A MORMON BIBLE...YEAH I SWEAR DUDE. AND BLACK NAIL POLISH...I WAS LIKE MAN FUCK THIS FASHIONCORE HIPSTER SHIT DUDE. IM DOING MY OWN THING MAN" THATS WHEN I SNEAK UP BEHIND THIS NIGGA AND CUT HIS THROAT OPEN WITH A JADAKISS CD. FUCK YOU NIGGA, THIS SHIT ISN'T COOL AND MAYBE ITS FUNNY TO YOUR GAY ASS HOMEBOYS AFTER A FEW "PBR'S" BUT ALL I SEE IS A FREE WALLET AND A BRUTAL BEATING WITH A BIKE HELMET YOU FUCKING IDIOT NIGGA. MEROES.. COME ON HOMIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 "LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY" this right here had me fuckin rolling, out of all the comments. :lol: Mero, u said u need a job in your other thread, maybe start hangin out at this club and rob some bitches.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 this shit just never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Mero, you live in a world of don'ts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 keep em comin Mr. ABC JAM AIC ANB OBS LED TEA M05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 SHIT IS REAL FUCKED UP WHEN THE HARDEST NIGGA IN THE CLUB IS A BITCH. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 :lol: awesome mero, just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 DAVID AL QUASSIDY...HAHA MERO CHEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 hahahahahahahaha oh shit. it just got better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 30 2005, 07:39 PM hahahahahahahaha oh shit. it just got better and better. Quoted post Gods honest truth........I check Channel Zero solely for new Mero threads! I love these........ahahahahafuckingha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 MEROWONKS2005FOURLIFE. represent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Holy crap - David Al Quassidy. What a great thread to come home to. This man Mero needs to be a writer for some TV show on Comedy Central that gets cancelled after one show because of the mad complaints from concerned mothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 HILARIOUS, keep it coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 my personal favorite "LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY." you would've loved my old roommate meroe, he was the hairiest greek mother fuck i've ever seen, he would go to hardcore shows and simply torture emo kids 2 or 3 at a time, which scares me, a lot, because i used to wrestle with the guy and while i was bigger, he could roll with me, im 220, so i can only imagine what he did to 95lb clarista flockhart mother fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 you're seriously a fucking genius, i haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 FUCKIN HILARIOUS! Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thing is that "Club Bang" isn't far from my house. Mero when you in town we could roll there one night and you can clown 'em in they face for real. That would be crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Mero you need to make another "random thought" thread like the one about the dead fetal pig trying out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. I saved that shit on Microsoft Word and printed it out for cats and they were rollin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 word MERO for president.... hahahh keep me laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Holy shit, im crying over here. I m surprised MEROE didnt clown on them security cats i mean look at homie on the right hes security? What the fuck are they thinking having him as security bet five he couldnt secure shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 how about i toss you some of these bitches and you take em out? i keep a mound to pitch from... enjoy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatlaces Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 keep'em coming this shit is hilarious. i loved that one about the chick whos so white you can see her brain thru her forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Mar 30 2005, 09:58 PM I BET IF I PUT A DURAG ON THIS NIGGA IT WOULD BE LIKE KRYPTONITE AND MONEY WOULD DIE. THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD? AND THE SHIT SAYS "SAN FRANCISCO" ON THE FRONT...WHAT THE FUCK. IM MAD SHE TRIED TO FEM HER SHIT UP WITH THAT FLOWER... Quoted post You're absolutely out of your fucking mind, you know that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 This nigga Mero is a genius. I know he ain't stupid, he just wants people to think that. Saying that people from his hood don't read books and "i bet yall didnt think i could spell 'urgency' " hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 THATS WHEN I SNEAK UP BEHIND THIS NIGGA AND CUT HIS THROAT OPEN WITH A JADAKISS CD. :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 "BY THE WAY ALL THESE FLICKS ARE FROM THE SAME CLUB...SO IM WONDERING, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED SECURITY FOR AT THIS PLACE B?? TO STOP NIGGAS FROM ELECTRO-ING EACHOTHER TO DEATH? JUST IN CASE NIGGAS GET TOO RETRO?? IF ANYTHING NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE PARAMEDICS AROUND TO HELP NIGGAS WHO ARE OD'ING ON SHITTY COKE AND HAVING SEIZURES FROM THEIR NEON GREEN SPANDEX TURTLENECKS." goooooooooddamn! This nigga said electro-ing each other to death!! niggas get too retro!! hahahahhhlollolohahahalololhahalahahhhaaaa shit i'm puttin you down with the team homie, if you ever come to florida, i got you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 MERO FORF UCKI NGPR ESID ENTW ORD. you really should do this for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by hungoverseas@Mar 30 2005, 11:44 PM how about i toss you some of these bitches and you take em out? i keep a mound to pitch from... enjoy... Quoted post this is even gay than the time a saw a male stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 David Al Quassidy.....I don't know how you come up with this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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