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JUST CUZ YOU NIGGAS LOVE IT.


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YO MY DUDE. LAST TIME I CHECKED. SKIN TIGHT MONOGRAMMED HOODIES WERE FOR BITCHES. THIS NIGGA IS THE TYPE OF DUDE THAT SAYS "IS THIS SHIRT CUTE?" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA? STOP SHOPPING AT WET SEAL YOU FAG...I BET IF I PUT A DURAG ON THIS NIGGA IT WOULD BE LIKE KRYPTONITE AND MONEY WOULD DIE.

 

 

 

 

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LOOK AT THIS FAT HOMO RAPIST NIGGA...CHILLIN WITH MOLLY SHANNONS RONN-HEAD SISTER. YOU FUCKING CLOWN. THIS NIGGA WAS RUMMAGING THROUGH HIS MOMS SHIT AND FOUND THOSE SUNGLASSES AND WAS LIKE "SCORE DUDE! IM WEARING THESE TO THE SHOW TONIGHT!" THEN HE CALLED THE NIGGA UP THERE AND WAS LIKE "DUDE I GOT THESE TOTALLY CUTE FUNKY SHADES!" AND THE OTHER NIGGA WAS LIKE "YEAH IM TOTALLY BUMMED ALL I GOT WAS MY 11 YEAR OLD SISTERS MONOGRAMMED HOODIE"

 

 

 

 

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OH SHIT NIGGA!!, ITS DAVID AL QUASSIDY THE ARAB PRINCE MONKEE!! MY NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? THE ONLY WAY NIGGAS LIKE THIS GET PUSSY IS IF THEY'RE HERMAPHRODITES. THATS MY WORD MY 1ST GRADE TEACHER HAD THAT SAME SHIRT...WHATS WRONG WITH THESE NIGGAS? IS THIS "FASHION?" GODDAMN!

 

 

 

 

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WHY DOES THIS HERB LOOK LIKE A GAY HIPSTER VERSION OF RERUN?? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS "BORROW YOUR MOMS OLD SUNGLASSES THAT SHE'S ASHAMED OF" NIGHT AT THE CLUB. AND LOOK AT MY SONS HAIR. THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD?

 

 

 

 

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THIS BITCH IS SO PALE I CAN SEE HER FUCKING BRAIN THROUGH HER FOREHEAD. I CAN READ THIS BITCHES MIND. AND RIGHT NOW SHE'S THINKING "I WANT MORE COKE [READ: AJAX]" IF YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON THAT BITCH TURNS INTO A GIANT GLARE.

 

 

 

 

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BY THE WAY ALL THESE FLICKS ARE FROM THE SAME CLUB...SO IM WONDERING, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED SECURITY FOR AT THIS PLACE B?? TO STOP NIGGAS FROM ELECTRO-ING EACHOTHER TO DEATH? JUST IN CASE NIGGAS GET TOO RETRO?? IF ANYTHING NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE PARAMEDICS AROUND TO HELP NIGGAS WHO ARE OD'ING ON SHITTY COKE AND HAVING SEIZURES FROM THEIR NEON GREEN SPANDEX TURTLENECKS.

 

 

 

 

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OH MAN. THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. IF THAT TSHIRT GOT ANY SMALLER THAT SHIT WOULD INVERT YOUR CHEST B. I CAN SEE THIS NIGGAS HEART BEATING IN THAT SHIT. AND THE SHIT SAYS "SAN FRANCISCO" ON THE FRONT...WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DONT YOU JUST WRITE "PUT YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH" ON YOUR FOREHEAD NIGGA. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST POSING WITH YOUR LESBIAN FRIEND SO YOUR PARENTS DONT KNOW YOU'RE "OUT" FUCKIN FOOL. AND GODDAMN BITCH! YOUR BRACES ARE SERIOUS. HOW BOUT YOU SKIP A COUPLE CLUB NIGHTS AND SAVE UP MONEY FOR INVISALIGN.

 

 

 

 

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LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY.

 

 

 

 

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SHIT IS REAL FUCKED UP WHEN THE HARDEST NIGGA IN THE CLUB IS A BITCH. YO MONEY ON THE RIGHT. WHEN YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR HOMEGIRL, TRY NOT TO LOOK LIKE SHE COULD DEFINETLY FUCK YOU UP IF YOU TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH HER. IF THIS SHIT WAS SCRATCH AND SNIFF AND YOU SCRATCHED THIS BITCHES MOUTH IT WOULD DEAD ASS SMELL LIKE PUSSY. IM MAD SHE TRIED TO FEM HER SHIT UP WITH THAT FLOWER...NO BITCH YOU STILL LOOK LIKE ROSIE ODONELL'S STUD.

 

 

 

 

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"DUDE LAST NIGHT I WAS AT BANG...AND I WENT IN WITH A FUCKING BIKE HELMET AND A MORMON BIBLE...YEAH I SWEAR DUDE. AND BLACK NAIL POLISH...I WAS LIKE MAN FUCK THIS FASHIONCORE HIPSTER SHIT DUDE. IM DOING MY OWN THING MAN" THATS WHEN I SNEAK UP BEHIND THIS NIGGA AND CUT HIS THROAT OPEN WITH A JADAKISS CD. FUCK YOU NIGGA, THIS SHIT ISN'T COOL AND MAYBE ITS FUNNY TO YOUR GAY ASS HOMEBOYS AFTER A FEW "PBR'S" BUT ALL I SEE IS A FREE WALLET AND A BRUTAL BEATING WITH A BIKE HELMET YOU FUCKING IDIOT NIGGA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEROES..

COME ON

HOMIE

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"LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY"

 

this right here had me fuckin rolling, out of all the comments.

 

:lol:

 

Mero, u said u need a job in your other thread, maybe start hangin out at this club and rob some bitches..

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Holy crap - David Al Quassidy. What a great thread to come home to. This man Mero needs to be a writer for some TV show on Comedy Central that gets cancelled after one show because of the mad complaints from concerned mothers.

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my personal favorite

 

"LOOK AT THIS SCARY GAY VAMPIRE FONZARELLI DOUCHEBAG. YO MY NIGGA, THATS NOT A MEAN MUG...THATS A "I DID MAD HEROIN AND SHAT MYSELF" MUG...TAKE THAT FINGER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EYE LIKE HOUSTON. THIS NIGGA HAS SO MUCH HAIRSPRAY IN HIS HAIR THAT A NIGGA LIGHTING A CIGGARETTE DOWN THE BLOCK COULD LEAD TO TRAGEDY."

 

you would've loved my old roommate meroe, he was the hairiest greek mother fuck i've ever seen, he would go to hardcore shows and simply torture emo kids 2 or 3 at a time, which scares me, a lot, because i used to wrestle with the guy and while i was bigger, he could roll with me, im 220, so i can only imagine what he did to 95lb clarista flockhart mother fuckers.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Mar 30 2005, 09:58 PM

I BET IF I PUT A DURAG ON THIS NIGGA IT WOULD BE LIKE KRYPTONITE AND MONEY WOULD DIE.

 

THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD?

 

AND THE SHIT SAYS "SAN FRANCISCO" ON THE FRONT...WHAT THE FUCK.

 

IM MAD SHE TRIED TO FEM HER SHIT UP WITH THAT FLOWER...

 

 

 

You're absolutely out of your fucking mind, you know that right?

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