Yellow Feets Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Okay okay, completely off topic but about two weeks ago there was this one chick at my house. I just got back from work and the first thing I noticed when I walked into the living room was that someone was staring at me. Yes, I can feel this. I'm magical. Anyways, I didn't know her and there were other people at my house. I'm guessing she was one of my sister's friend's friend. She was cute I suppose but homegirl had a serious staring problem. I played it like I didn't notice it and then when she started staring at me again I look dead right at her. Immediately she looked down/away. She probably felt stupid like I couldn't see her staring in the corner of my eyes. Then I sort of chuckled as I walked passed her to my room. Damn... I'm flippin' sweet. So if you're not afraid, just stare right back at him. I mean, you're in the room with people, what the fuck is he going to do? But then again you have that class for the rest of the year and you're going to have to deal with him for a while. Ugh... ask your teacher or whoever about it. Even better, TALK TO HIM. <<<This takes balls of behemoth proportions. Good fucking luck. ~TIP~ If you want to turn him off, fart in front of him. Seriously, it happened to me. The results were brutal. Turn-off of the fucking century. keep us updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 give him a blowjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 creepy dudes???? let me tell you about creepy dudes for the last few monthsi was locked down. I spent the last 4 days with a middle aged schitzophrenic indian guy with a 3 imaginary friends. To make matters worse he stared at me constantly while he talked to himself in a foriegn (or made up) language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by courtorder@Apr 1 2005, 05:56 AM fermentor, did you drop acid in your earlier days? Quoted post :umm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Haha.... that IS true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 When you notice he is staring at you, cross your eyes and put on a big goofy grin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Armenhammer@Apr 1 2005, 02:56 AM When you notice he is staring at you, cross your eyes and put on a big goofy grin. Quoted post i already got that one covered :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I got two diagnosises, sorta like good news and bad news. here goes. Dude is shy and doesn't comprehend himself, nor his own presence and effect to the surrounding world/other people. He avoids eye contact and hides if someone sees him "in action". Because people never speak to him normally, he has no proof that people exist for anything else than him to stare at. World's just going past before his eyes and he's thinking and fantasizing all the time, probably looking for images to jerk off to later on. He's probably jerking as I type. if you can't see him from the reflection at the moment, he's jerking off. or then he's about to become a nutcase killer and he's thinking of mutilating or some shit no one can ever even imagine. if this is the case, there's nothing you can do. just hope he's not harmful and he won't choose you. but this part of my psychological evaluation is sloppy so I can't tell anything else about it if you absolutely can't stand it and decide to take action, try these: 1. if you think he doesn't know that you know he's been looking at you, try mentioning him that you HEARD that SOME GIRLS have noticed him GLANCING at them and that they think it SLIGHTLY odd. be polite and not serious at all. do this so that no one else notices, so he doesn't think you're making fun of him. there's a risk he becomes your best friend though 2. if you absolutely know that he knows you're unconfortable and he doesn't care about your feelings, buy him a porn mag and either give it to him publically or slip it into his locker or car or something. maybe he's been too shy to buy one himself and he'll leave all the girls alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I am a creepy dude. Can I smell your fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 my fingers smell like garlic. creepy dude wasn't in class today so i couldn't take pics. i imagine he's on a killing spree or something. dang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 actually porn could save this kid. If he got into the world of porn and knew everything about it, he might even become poular among some high school dudes who dream about jenna jameson and wish ron jeremy was their dad. when those kids have a party one day, he might get drunk and find some live role-playing goth girl and find a wife or something... if not, he could just sit home watching porn every day and leave real girls alone. ...yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Apr 1 2005, 11:58 AM my fingers smell like garlic. creepy dude wasn't in class today so i couldn't take pics. i imagine he's on a killing spree or something. dang. Quoted post :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fondles Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 ^Is that him? creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 You're really going to take pictures of him to post them here? I hope you know that this will make him stare at you more, and you'll deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 i didnt read the whol thred but if he is a real asshole get together with those girls a set him up ,to be humilated fired arrested whatever . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Apr 1 2005, 03:51 PM You're really going to take pictures of him to post them here? I hope you know that this will make him stare at you more, and you'll deserve it. Quoted post i wouldn't post it from school... if there was only a way i could descreetly get a pic while he was staring at someone, you'd understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tyler Durden@Mar 30 2005, 10:47 AM This is why I bought pepper spray for my girl. Quoted post no, that's why she bought YOU pepper spray! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by saraday+Apr 1 2005, 09:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Apr 1 2005, 09:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Apr 1 2005, 03:51 PM You're really going to take pictures of him to post them here? I hope you know that this will make him stare at you more, and you'll deserve it. Quoted post i wouldn't post it from school... if there was only a way i could descreetly get a pic while he was staring at someone, you'd understand. Quoted post [/b] camera phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 you and some other girls should fullfill his sexual hunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 after reading about this guy i couldn't help but think of this: Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek? Clarice Starling: He kills women... Hannibal Lecter: No! That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing? Clarice Starling: Anger, social resentment, sexual frustration... Hannibal Lecter: No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer. Clarice Starling: No. We just... Hannibal Lecter: No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes move over the things you want? yeah, you better get that pepper spray.....haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicegameTron Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I SOME DUDE AT A BAR THAT HAD A BONER AND WAS RUBBING IT ON SOME CHICK SITTING AT THE BAR. HE HAD ONE HAND IN HIS POCKET PLAYING WITH HIS SHIT AND THE OTHER HAND WAS ON HIS CELL PHONE PRETENDING TO TALK ON IT. HE WASNT EVEN MOVING HIS LIPS AND MUSIC WAS BLARING. I DIDN'T GET TO SEE WHAT HE DID THE REST OF THE NIGHT. BUT I'D BET IT ENDED UP WITH HIM DROPPING A BITCH INTO THE RIVER WITH SOME WEIGHTS TIES TO HER FEET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 why don't you just bang the dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Mar 30 2005, 12:02 PM oh, you should also constantly badger him to show you his tits. that's proved to be a pretty effective deterent around here. Quoted post ding ding ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeksVMF Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Mar 31 2005, 03:50 AM well, techiniclly he's never done anything that made me feel like i was in danger.. but he's SERIOUSLY creeping me out. he's like a fucked up napoleon dynamite with a stalker-ish flare. i know a little bit of judo and karate.. maybe i should get some mace or something.. campus police? Quoted post If your going to get mase go for bear mase. Better yet have a shotty by your bed, or in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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