a_corney_looking_white_boy Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i hope ykw crew gets hit by a bus...and they die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what-what Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 you should shut the fuck up...its all i need to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macannettedanstaplote Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 ohhh my poor child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto Knox Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 # I will not carve gods. # I will not spank others. # I will not aim for the head. # I will not barf unless I'm sick # I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. # I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. # I will not conduct my own fire drills. # Funny noises are not funny. # I will not snap bras. # I will not fake seizures. # This punishment is not boring and pointless. # My name is not Dr. Death. # I will not defame New Orleans. # I will not prescribe medication. # I will not bury the new kid. # I will not teach others to fly. # I will not bring sheep to class. # A burp is not an answer. # Teacher is not a leper. # Coffee is not for kids. # I will not eat things for money. # I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call. # The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee. # I will not call the principal "spud head". # Goldfish don't bounce. # Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. # No one is interested in my underpants. # I will not sell miracle cures. # I will return the seeing-eye dog. # I do not have diplomatic immunity. # I will not charge admission to the bathroom. # I will never win an emmy. # The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. # All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. # I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause. # I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. # My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. # I will not go near the kindergarten turtle. # I am not deliciously saucy. # Organ transplants are best left to professionals. # There are plenty of businesses like show business. # Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. # I will not waste chalk. # I will not skateboard in the halls. # I will not instigate revolution. # I will not draw naked ladies in class. # I did not see Elvis. # I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes". # Garlic gum is not funny. # They are laughing at me, not with me. # I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom. # I will not encourage others to fly. # I will not fake my way through life. # Tar is not a plaything. # I will not Xerox my butt. # It's potato, not potatoe. # I will not trade pants with others. # I am not a 32 year old woman. # I will not do that thing with my tongue. # I will not drive the principal's car. # I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. # I will not sell school property. # I will not burp in class. # I will not cut corners. # I will not get very far with this attitude. # I will not belch the National Anthem. # I will not sell land in Florida. # I will not grease the monkey bars. # I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. # I will not do anything bad ever again. # I will not show off. # I will not sleep through my education. # I am not a dentist. # Spitwads are not free speech. # Nobody likes sunburn slappers. # High explosives and school don't mix. # Hamsters cannot fly. # I will not bribe Principal Skinner. # I will not squeak chalk. # I will finish what I sta # "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender. # Underwear should be worn on the inside. # The Christmas Pageant does not stink. # I will not torment the emotionally frail. # I will not send lard through the mail. # I will not use abbrev. # Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. # Indian burns are not our cultural heritage. # I will not dissect things unless instructed. # I will not hang donuts on my person. # No one wants to hear my armpits. # I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface. # I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. # I will not strut around like I own the place. # Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. # The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. # I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist. # I am not a lean mean spitting machine. # The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. # I will not whittle hall passes out of soap. # Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things. # I do not have power of attorney over first graders. # Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. # I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.. # I am not certified to remove asbestos. # "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice. # I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball. # I will remember to take my medication. # The boys room is not a water park. # Beans are neither fruit nor musical. # Nerve gas is not a toy. # "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism. # The First Amendment does not cover burping. # Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkEtch Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 this page sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosny Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loverboy Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Chye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitty bill Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay fly Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 That is what a Berlin U bahn looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ykattack Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i hope ykw crew gets hit by a bus...and they die it would take more than a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macannettedanstaplote Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 19 seconde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitty bill Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i dont see any graffiti in that video and i just watched the whole thing... hmm .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schrooms_for_breakfast Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitty bill Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ACauseKe Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Friday the 13th.. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west514 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Free Beer?? Sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skcirtskcirt Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 That is what a Berlin U bahn looks like thats sick, he even got the euro steez going for that shit. blap blap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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canadiansteal Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/trip-of-a-lifetime.html http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/tears-for-beers.html http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/calm-and-collected.html gotta watch this shits too good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macannettedanstaplote Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loverboy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay fly Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Barcelona thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w0nder Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 loll http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/trip-of-a-lifetime.html http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/tears-for-beers.html http://www.trutv.com/video/inside-american-jail/calm-and-collected.html gotta watch this shits too good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_corney_looking_white_boy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 you should shut the fuck up...its all i need to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_corney_looking_white_boy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i will crush you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_corney_looking_white_boy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 you stupid fuckers man stupid stupid fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comic*hero Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 loll great clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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