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I've been with 1 red head.. and I've noticed, after extensive research in porn and nudie flicks, that all of their bodies are amazingly similar. The way thier vaginas are structured, the look of their nipples. Very odd.

 

 

And, I'll have to pass too, every red head I've ever known has been f-ing crazy.

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do not judge the real world on porn, but you should know that.

 

I know one red head that is a body double for movies, and needless to say, she'd smoking hot.

I know others, who are FAR from it. One of the ex-reds was like 5foot2, so she was cute,

but if her body type was on a 5foot8 girl, it would be very less sexy.

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I'm definately a voyeur.. I like seeing stuff that I'm not supposed to or things that I know people probably don't want you to. This probably means I'm a messed up person in general, but fuck it. Back in highschool I dated a girl that lived a few houses down who would ask me to watch her change/bathe without telling her.. so that's probably where that came from.

 

Hell, if peeping in windows didn't validate you as a creepy bastard/sex offender I'd be all over that shit like yuppies on Cohibas.

 

 

Matter of fact, I almost like girls in tight-ass shirts (tight ass-shirts?) where you can see the contour of everything more than I do bare titties. (i.e. Eva Mendes in Out of Time):

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That shit drives me up a wall and across the boner-carpet backwards in a kilt without elbowpads on a windy day in Chicago while listening to Common on the 11-notch of my 1992 auto-reverse walkman.

 

Other than that all I need is some short hair, olive skin, and a nice rack on a nerdy girl.

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the other day i started to have sex while my girlfriend was listening to her ipod. i didn't think much of it at first, but i quickly realized it was completely the shit. it ran out of batteries before first pump, though. typical.

 

people always try to have 12oz passaround this and thats. lets all start a paypal account for a real doll and pass that around. we can call it the "channel zero train run extravaganza"

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Originally posted by test pattern@Mar 21 2005, 01:28 PM

the other day i started to have sex while my girlfriend was listening to her ipod. i didn't think much of it at first, but i quickly realized it was completely the shit. it ran out of batteries before first pump, though. typical.

 

people always try to have 12oz passaround this and thats. lets all start a paypal account for a real doll and pass that around. we can call it the "channel zero train run extravaganza"

 

 

chalk that real doll thing up to 12oz bad idea #5,980 on the 12oz bad idea

list, respectively

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Originally posted by test pattern@Mar 21 2005, 01:36 PM

imagine this, though. we could all take flicks with it like we're doing pieces all over these sluts, but really we're just drawing all over a sex doll. i wonder if they make real doll animals. i'd fuck a real doll whale.

 

marco

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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by and large it seems that people have missed the fact that, by definition, a fetish involves an object, or at the outside a non-sexual part of the body. not another person.

 

being slapped during sex, girls with big asses or voyeurism is not a fetish.

 

sexual fixation on shoes or rubber, seperate from the person wearing them, is a fetish.....

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Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 21 2005, 07:40 PM

shitting outside? wtf?

 

He was obviously trying to sneak that shit in there.

 

 

That's why he said "long walks on the beach, sitting across from girls, cuddling with teddy bears"

 

Way to ruin the kids 12oz life man.

 

Doo Doo butter. If you actually think about what that would be... is one of the most disgusting things ever.

 

 

Thank you Dave Chappelle.

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Whats even better than shitting outside is shitting in a very public place and getting away with it. Such a rush. Like going into the bathroom of a very crowded business and taking a huge shit in the urinal, it feels so good to pull that off and as you are washing youre hands someone walks in and utters "WHAT THE FUCK!" and they look at you and youre just like "I know man, there is some sick sick people on this planet..."

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I like seein girls piss. I remember back when I was like 5 or 6 looking at this "potty book" with the girl next door, I guess that must have been where that fetish came from. I also love skirts, like upskirts and shit like that, but I mean what guy doesn't. that's a lot more "normal" than the first one.

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