shameless self promotion Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 alright i got a break from studying, post a good joke... Three guys, an Englishman, an Afghan and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The Englishman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in England was forever made fertile for farming. The Afghan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. The American asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150' high, 50' thick, and nothing can get in or out." The American says, "Fill it up with water." theres mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Thats really funny.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 haha that was pretty good.. why do jews have big noses....................air is free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 inkjunkies was funny but the first one seemed to be lacking......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 That first one was funny.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 Ok this is pretty tasteless... What is the difference between a fag and a refridgerator? The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat. *GROSS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 whats the jewish football teams motto? get that quarterback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 22, 2001 Share Posted October 22, 2001 what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing you already told her twice what to you call a woman with one black eye? quick learner. what does it mean when your wife come out of the kitchen and into the living room to yell at you? Her chain is too long. kelly didn't like these jokes but AC said they gave him some ideas on how to get jesse to shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 Bump this up...... I'm laughing my ass off at the wife on the chain joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Love_Freights Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 Like ZACKS wife beater jokes... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dead fetus Posted October 23, 2001 Share Posted October 23, 2001 i saw somebody post this in a previous joke thread.. and i havnt forgotten it since. Whats the worst part about having sex with young girls at parties? -Cleaning the blood off your clown suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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