Kr430n5_666 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 pissed in my sister's gerbil cagfe when i was a seedling.. almost pissed on some comp at a gallery opening recently... good i didn't.. there was alot of fucking people there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Feb 25 2005, 12:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Feb 25 2005, 12:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Hoblow@Feb 23 2005, 11:20 PM I was drinking at a friends house once on a hot night and a friend that had been passed out stumbled back into the room with his eys 3/4 closed, walked over and stood facing the pedestal fan and started pissing into it, which then sprayed back all over him and everything else. When we started yelling at him to stop it, he woke up, panicked and turned away from the fan and pissed all over the tv instead. Quoted post You would probably find this thread quite amusing. Quoted post [/b] Ha ha yes. Stories about your family and their shenanigans are always highly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plagiarism Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 a few weeks ago i was pissed drunk and had a girl sleeping in my bed. i was naked. she told me in the morning that i got up and picked the covers up off the floor and put them on the bed (she thought, aww nice.. hes getting covers for me ) then i started to piss where the covers were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 The other day I already walked the stairs four times and I was not about to walk them again, so I pee'd in the cats litterbox. I thought, if the cat can, so can I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Quite worrying, this seems fashionable! no drunk fucker is staying at mine again! EDIT: I cant spell this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats-KC- Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Pissing out the bedroom window into the front yard when half asleep/still drunk my only claim to fame here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I pissed on two girls on a beach once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dANce'N'grAf Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 yo that sig pic is fucking nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 A friend of mine was at a party, and he had been drinking pretty heavily all day. So, he went to pass out in a bedroom. He was in there for a while, sleeping. Then, he got up walked past everybody in the living room, and opened up the fridge. Sue, the girl throwing the party said, 'Matt, what are you doing?' Then Matt said, 'Shhhhh, its OK.' Matt then proceded to piss all over everything in the fridge, shut the door and went back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BOSTONIAN Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 this thread is fuckin hilarious. i thought i was the only one that sleep pisses now i feel alot better knowing im not the only one i gotta stop drinking so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 dreamin ure going to the toilet is not always good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 I've done this a few times....happens about once a year or so. I'll go out and get so drunk that I'll lose all bladder control. Last time it happened was about 3 months ago. My girlfriend and I came home from the bar & went to bed. We woke up the next morning and there was just a ring of piss around my area of the bed. Another time, after a night of heavy drinking, we got home and wound up falling asleep without any clothes on. So apparently around 10 am, I just started peeing straight up into the air and my piss was just cascading all over her. I woke up to "Matt what the fuck are doing!". I love this woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 hahaha, ive been known to do this when i get fuuuuuuucked up. ive pissed.... in a closet at a hotel party. on my computer, and didnt notice till like 2 days later. and once woke up with piss pants and a big ol bump on my head laying face down between the bed and the bathroom at another hotel.... i guess i was on my way to the pisser and just passed the fuck out and bonked my noggin.... then wizzed. hense the reason i stay off too much shit nowdays. my friend once walked in to his room where his buddy was sleeping, and he just started pissing on him :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Originally posted by dANce'N'grAf@Feb 25 2005, 11:41 AM yo that sig pic is fucking nasty Quoted post HE'S BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 haha... I hope I didn't piss in any strange places last night. I managed to puke out the side of my car (and once later while driving... never did that before. don't try this at home kiddies.) so I don't think i pissed anywhere unusual. But at any rate the people there must think I'm a nutcase. They saved my ass though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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