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TopR is hillarious...

 

Topper Holiday - September 2, 2010 - 10:58am

"And I know what fools are saying: there are so many hot chicks at Burning Man. There's hot chicks at the super market too, and that motherfucker is air conditioned. Half naked chicks running around showing their tits is all good in NOLA because (1.) I can buy a fucking frozen margarita and a poboy right over THERE, and, (2.) Bitches ain't up on drugs for four days in a fucking SAND STORM. You peeling four-day un-showered sand trap vagina? What is this, golf? Look shiny shirt guy, I'm married, so what the fuck I look like making small talk with some broad about shitty FOLK ART in a 110 degree DESERT, just for a bump of molly with some fucking SAND IN IT. No fucking thanks."

 

http://dickssaythefunniestthings.blogspot.com/2011/09/issue-14-topper-and-no-one-else-on.html?zx=e11256535577e53

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