Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 fucking suck. gas-x is no help.... :yuck: :shook: :huh2: :( i wish i could fart it out like this: :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 try having an ulser.. shit sucks. yo hesh i'm gonna call you tonight. i forgot you called on new years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 punch yourself in the stomach. you'll be right as rain then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 he should eat a burrito. that does it for me all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by FIST2CUFFS@Jan 5 2005, 01:12 AM try having an ulser.. shit sucks. yo hesh i'm gonna call you tonight. i forgot you called on new years. Quoted post f'real that shit sucks ass, my ex-boy suffers from that shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i've got ulcers too. Theyre AWESOME. So is GERD. Have that too. OH! and a Hiatal Hernia (stomach herniates up through the diaphram). i WISH i just had fuckin Gas in my chest. Lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i ate the philly equivalent of a burrito today (cheese steak) and it helped for a while. but the pain is back now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 sex fixes stomach problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 that it does. drink lots of coke. make sure to shake it up first so it's producing gas like a family of mexicans. hey fist2, tell your girl to check her pm's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 stop dickriding my mans girl son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 at least you don't shit blood daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i'd be pretty worried if she had a dick to ride.....but maybe that floats his boat....i dunno....either way i forgot what i was going to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 where the hell is my sandwich!!??!?!?!! (inside joke). mr.abc i'll tell her tonight once i escape from the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 my stomach is f-ed up as well.. i feel your pain homey... stay away from carbonation and acidic foods, thats the only advice i can give you... maybe some tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 im kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i almost had kidney failure last year and pissing, shitting, and puking blood was my daily routine for a month. i'm a walking health problem even though that was because i was partying too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by FIST2CUFFS@Jan 5 2005, 11:43 AM i almost had kidney failure last year and pissing, shitting, and puking blood was my daily routine for a month. i'm a walking health problem even though that was because i was partying too much. Quoted post "almost"???? you weren't partying enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 thats why your my roll dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i didn't party enough but my body sure had enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I fart more than all of you.......Proud too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I had some of the stinkest gas i've had in a long time.I mean so bad that i could not even stay in the area i farted in to keep working.Plus the 3 other guys i was with kept talk shit..I felt bad for the poor mexican dudes that had to work by me today.. :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 everything gives me gas. i could fast for days and fart like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 you're probably not drinking enough water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by HESHIANDET+Jan 4 2005, 06:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HESHIANDET - Jan 4 2005, 06:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i ate the philly equivalent of a burrito today (cheese steak) and it helped for a while. but the pain is back now.... Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-HESHIANDET@Jan 4 2005, 06:29 PM sex fixes stomach problems Quoted post :lol: look at the time between posts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 ^^^^^hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i have to shit way too much,its insane,who shits twice a day..its ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEAK NIGGUH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I SHIT AT LEAST TWICE A DAY. NORMALLY 3-4 TIMES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 4 2005, 08:34 PM that it does. drink lots of coke. make sure to shake it up first so it's producing gas like a family of mexicans. hey fist2, tell your girl to check her pm's Quoted post No drug talk though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 my friend jill has gone weeks without shitting... and she eats normally too. i don't know where that shit goes (no pun intended). * also, i thought it was GIRD (gastro-intestinal reflux disorder) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 i used to only shit once a day when i woke up in the morning..Then after rehab i had to start to take pepto bismol to control myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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