TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 I THINK TEASE HAS FINALLY LOST IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 im holding a live suicide on myspace in about an hour and a half. please tune the fuck in. has this been done before seriously? i think i might try to be the first if it hasnt been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 HAHA DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 TEASE IS YOUR MUM HOT? IS SHE A DRUNKEN MILF? PICS PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 hey i just thought of something: "oh man, that was so funny, it was a lolocaust." or "i'm going to go for a ride on the lollercoaster" my parents divorced when i was 17, bigteasemoney. it was real bad, too. there's nothing you can do about it, and if things have gone as far as you say, it might be for the best. you still love your parents and that will never change. if you really want to man up and deal with this, you'll straight up make a date with your mom and tell her what's on your mind. ask her when she has an hour or two free and take her out to coffee and discuss things face to face. do the same with your dad. get all the bullshit out in the open. way easier to deal with then. then make a decision about turbocapslocking yourself to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuckmouth Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 my parents talked about this shit if they were to get divorced they would wait til im out on my own and graduated from school and shit, my parents would still talk and shit they would just kinda move out...its whatever i wouldnt really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 im also fighting inner feelings such as gayness, depression, and extreme internet ego haterism. :lol: :spin: :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 haha i'll second on the pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 PICS PLZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 "BOOOO NIGGAS. YALL NIGGAS NEED TO STOP HATING ON THE GOD, AKA THE BIG TEASEOLA. YALL NIGGAS KNOW YOU LOVE HIS DICK. F'REAL, GET OFF MY SONS JOHNSON. YALL STAY ON HIS NUTS LIKE HE STAYS ON MY TITTIES. WONK SAGGIN!!!!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 JUST AS I SUSPECTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 yo, im leaving 12oz. yall are so mean i cant take it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 HAHAHA SIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0RB1T0N3R Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 im also fighting inner feelings such as gayness, depression, and extreme internet ego haterism hhhahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 IM FIGHTING THE INNER FEELINGS OF A MASSIVE TURD THATS ABOUT TO SHOOT OUT OF MY ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 guess how many divorces my mother has had...? eh you wouldn't believe me if i told you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Q: VILLAIN, HOW MANY DIVORCES HAS YOUR MOTHER HAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Hey turbo are your parents still together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 i think gnome pretty much nailed it with that little cartoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 WHY YES, ITS INTERESTING THAT YOU SHOULD ASK ME THAT. THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AND MY FAMILY IS LOVING AND FINANCIALLY STABLE, HOW ABOUT YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 wow that must be really nice, i bet your mother dosent drink either does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 how many of you in here have parents that are divorced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 NO, MY MOTHER WORKS HARD AND ENJOYS A GLASS OF WINE WITH HER DINNER, BUT MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 26 YEARS AND THATS JUST WHAT THEY DO. THEY BOTH ENJOY A WINE TOGETHER WITH DINNER. THEN THEY NORMALLY SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH TOGETHER AND WATCH TV AND SHARE THE REST OF THE BOTTLE. THEY NEVER GET DRUNK. BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS MERRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 non drunken mothers cook good food and do motherly things... what did your mother cook today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 OH FOR LUNCH TODAY WE HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL ANTIPASTO PLATTER. WE HAD - CRUSHED GREEN OLIVES THAT HAD BEEN MARINATED IN OLIVE OIL, GARLIC AND CHILLI - HONEY GLAZED HAM - ROASTED PEPPERS, TOMATO'S CAPSICUM AND ZUCCHINI - OLIVE BREAD - JARLSBERG CHEESE - FRESH TOMATO, AND BASIL - BOCCONCINI CHEESE - PEPPERONI JUST THAT SORT OF STUFF. MAN IT WAS GREAT. ME MUM AND DAD SAT DOWN AND ATE FOR A WHILE. IM STUFFED. JUST WATCHING THE CRICKET WITH MY DAD NOW, WHILE I USE THE COMPUTER. WHAT ABOUT YOU MAN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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