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rental

funniest question(answer) on tonight's jeopardy

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Originally posted by rental

fuck i swear jeopardy on snl is the funniest shit

 

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Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

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Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400.

Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man". [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.

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Guest beardo

jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep.

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Originally posted by beardo

jeopordy on SNL really is the funniest shit on television. dont sleep.

god that skit is so funny...i just downloaded it cause i missed it so much

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Guest bumdigger

where can you download that or get the scripts for those skits.

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They haven't done it in a while though....

 

Sean Connery:"I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 500"

Trebek:"That's An Album Cover. Good God kill me."

 

Trebek:"Write down ANY letter. Any one letter......Jeff Goldblum has written the number 2"

Jeff Goldblum:"Ah-ah, the LETTER 2"

 

Gold!

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