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my sister is kickin it with the freshly dug up ODB

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so, my sister lives in miami right. she used to manage a bar owned by chris blackwell (island records) that had a recording studio in it. it was later bought by some crazy muslims who wanted a recording studio for their son, but that has nothing to do with the story. wacky arabs. anyway. because of that, she's constantly calling me with random stories of ridiculous people she's been hanging out with. not like, just seeing at the bar, but literally like, hanging out with and doing shit. anyway, this week it's jeru the damaja. if this was 1994, i'd be all stoked on the idea, but now dude is just a fallen off herb. still though, it's funny imaging this big pro-black wacky brooklyn rapper in his mid 30's, hanging out with my little white sister. she totally isnt a whore at all either, so it's not like she's just banging these guys, she's just really fun to kick it with.

the funniest part of all of this though, is my mom calling me last night going 'hey, what do you know about some rapper named jeru the 'daaa-mah-jaaahhhh?'' ha. i dont know why, but she insisted on always saying his name all expressive and drawn out, like from a kung fu movie or something. it was funny.

 

anyway, thats all i have for today.

merry christmas everyone.

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HA, reminds me of my voice mail, it's a voice from some text to speech program I used, and it says, "you have reached an AU-TAAA-MA-TED voice messaging system..." and so on.

 

I can't say I've gotten to chill with famous people, but a friend of mine got his first credits on the new Nas album, and works and hangs with Wycliff and Talib Kweli and people like that. I saw Ethan Hawke on the street one day, and I onced delivered dog food to the blonde actress from 3rd Rock from the Sun, with the deep voice and big boobs. Still, that pales in comparison.

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yo Jeru, step up to the mic and tell them why youre the man...

 

anyway, one day in 1996 my mom bought this nice car, nissan 240sx, from her co-worker and gave it to me as a gift. the very same day i bought this jeru the damaja tape. while exiting the mall parking lot from where i bought the tape some asshole sideswiped me and drove away. just another day that jumped the shark in my lovely life.

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my dad does that shit; it's awesome.

 

i took him to a jeru the damaja concert in maybe 1995

he says the dudes name the same way "daaa mmaaajaaahhhhhh"

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this isnt really about hanging out with famous people so much as the idea of a little white girl hanging out with a big angry rapper. who he is just adds to the comedic effect because most people are probably familiar with him.

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DUDE, jeru used to litterally live right next door to my best friend back in the day in brooklyn (westminister ave) He was mad chills...he lived in this fucked up lookin house..But inside it was nice..i used to see him 5 or 6 times a day...it came to the point where we would just start ragging each other when we seen each other...after about 2 years he moved out...some great times had with that dude...i ran into him at a show the summer before last...he got me backstage and we kicked it all night...

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i don't really see any irony in that. i've hung out with big scary guys of many races.

 

and i've found that people sometimes like little white girls.

 

:haha:

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we used to call him jeru the dingleberry...cuz he took his hat off once and his hair looked like it had dingleberrys in it

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Maybe he's hanging with her to get free food or drinks...

 

I've been grabbing up Premo productions here and there...and Jeru's got some great songs with Premo beats and mixes...

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its hard to get tighter that this, IMO.

 

Police all on my dick like I shot somebody

Cause of these big ass lips and I rock my locks knotty

Life is getting hectic Tupac got shot in the nuts

You saw cops was corrupt when Rodney King got fucked up

With friends like these who needs enemies

Constantly harassing filling up my nuts like a Klansman

Snatching up a nigga for nuttin I heard bad guys wear black

So I guess I'm the motherfucking villain

Under pressure they got me under pressure

What's your name your address and phone number

Your occupation come down to the station

There's been a robbery they claim a nigga fit the description

It can't be, so I slides out on em

In ninety-five you gotta catch a nigga, if you want him

One to three, and five to ten

Bullies in blue suits Son with automatic weapons

I'm stressed, ready to blow up somethin

The beast keep frontin, invasion

 

Verse Two:

 

I was forced into a life of crime

Career criminal, now my career is crime

My mind is in a fucked up state

A brainwashed state, is the black man's fate, in the ground

or locked down upstate, when I was young I used to shoot for the stars

but got shot down by demons in patrol cars

Stars good cop, bad cop, stick up the crack spot

The ave won't get hot til one of their crew gets shot

Ask, Larry Davis, how much they took

Cops and crooks, but who's the crooks?

Take a nigga to jail, make bail, guilty or innocent

The system gets ten percent

Frontin like you're doin somethin

But you ain't sayin nothin, invasion

 

Verse Three:

 

Come up in my cipher best believe I'ma dip on that ass

Beast-boy I'm professional heart of the ghetto

raised, in the ways of thugs

Dodgin slugs, takin slugs, driving stolen automobiles

skills fantastical

Living life on the edge it's dramatic, mad drama

I'm a fanatic, adrenalin addict

Getaway car, stick shit or automatic

Where's my crew at, you got your crew scopin

for a nigga up and down the Ave, it makes me laugh

Eat my nuts, eat my dust

I won't spend the night locked up or in handcuffs

Cuz in the conrete jungle, I got the right stuff

Smooth operator, pilot and navigator

Break out from oppression, my mission to escape

The, invasion

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interesting....

 

last February I saw Jeru and the Jungle Brothers at a party

in Miami at the Sony Picture Studios. My girl flew us down so

we could pay some of the dj's that she had booked for the event.

The part that sucked..... it was all work and chillin' in the V.I.

so I missed all but 2 songs from jeru.

 

and there ya go playin' yourself

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yeah, my friends pronounce his name the same way... but i guess i would too if i didn't know better.

 

and good shit with the Invasion lyrics. i remember hearing that for the first time on the New Jersey Drive soundtrack and then stealing it from my friend.

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Originally posted by seeking@Dec 22 2004, 11:50 AM

this isnt really about hanging out with famous people so much as the idea of a little white girl hanging out with a big angry rapper. who he is just adds to the comedic effect because most people are probably familiar with him.

 

Man, I'm always completely missing the point of your threads. I'll read more carefully next time, my bad.

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I hung out with Schooly D one night and painted his warehouse space over 2 days. He's the rapper Ice-T credits as an inspiration and also the guy who did the theme song and music on Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

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he also did PSK, which is one of the freshest beats ever. so ill infact, that his label wouldnt put it out at first, so he pressed them up himself. my ex has an original copy with hand stamped info. i should kill her and take it. she also has the metallica 'breadfan' 7". whore.

 

i loved jeru when he first came out, but last time i saw him (97 or so) he was such an asshole, i lost a lot of respect for him.

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