ledzep Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 reminded me of this sort of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i've never seen one fly, how many people die, never having seen a flying roach i wonder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i keep mines in ash trays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 I just killed a baby one not too long ago and flushed him down the sink...I didn't have anything to smash it with, and it was getting away fast, so I used my fingers, and got all this messy crap all over my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 ROACHES ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE HOOD. BLACKS AND HISPANICS KNOW ABOUT ROACHES MORE THAN ANYBODY. I REMEMBER I WENT OVER THIS GIRL'S HOUSE AND SHE LIVED IN THE PROJECTS. ROACH INFESTED AND SHIT. AND IN CALI THE ROACHES ARE THE BIG MEXICAN ROACHES. THE KIND THAT'LL MEAN MUG YOU IN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND ASK YOUR PUNK ASS IF YOU WANT BEEF. ANYWAYS I WAS OVER THIS BITCH'S DIRTY-ASS HOUSE AND I WENT TO GO USED THE BATHROOM AND I SAW 5 ROACHES SITTIN ON THE TOILET TALKIN BOUT "WAIT YO TURN" I'M TELLIN YO MAH NIGGA I NEVER WENT TO THAT PART OF TOWN AGAIN. ON THE REAL NIGGAZ NEED TO KEEP THEY CRIBS CLEAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 There's only one Mero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i live in florida and the roaches down here are big as fuck and they always manage to get in my house. i clean the crib but it doesnt matter they still find a way. if i see one i cant sleep until i smash it for fear it might crawl in my ears or something......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder@Dec 21 2004, 10:47 PM There's only one Mero. Quoted post So damn true. Mero and CPO should do a colab sometime. That would be hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 el cucaracha tiene huevos grandes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 my house is completely roach free. having lived in a house that had a huge roach infestation...I'm fucking thrilled. whoever owned the house a long ass time ago sprayed some poison that I believe is illegal now all over it. No roaches...no termites...no problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Fun fact: Roaches are very easy to catch with vaccum cleaners. Just point it in their general direction at decent range, and they interpret the air displacement as coming in from the opposite side. Their instinct tells them to run away from where the air is moving, and they run straight into your vaccum's stranglehold. When you catch enough, you can make roach daiquiris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 ^^^ Oh man, I suddenly wish my place were infested with roaches so I could try that trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 HAHAHA. A couple of months back my friend was vaccumming the roaches in his house. Dude flipped his couch over and the little shits flew out like crazy. But hey, vaccuming is more effective than "RAID". That and that other product. (it's black, and roaches are supposed to crawl in them and die... somehow) I think it's called COMBAT. i have roaches as well. probably as much as mammero's. shit's not cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i don't think i'd ever be able to live in a place with roaches. just the thought of them crawling on me while i sleep would bug me out too much..... and yeah, i know spiders crawl all over me while i sleep as it is, but if i woke up to a tiny spider crawling on me it'd be a totally different story than if i woke up to a roach the size of a bic lighter crawling on me. that shit would not be fun... ever since my stupid parents brought me to see Arachnophobia when i was 10 years old, i've been afraid of creepy crawly things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 ^ funny you should mention that. When I was living in the roach house. I woke up in the middle of the night. I was all freaked out, but wasn't entirely sure why. I just had the feeling that something had been crawling on me. I looked on top of the sheets...nothing. I pulled them all back and looked again...nothing. I was about to climb back in bed and go to sleep...but I was just too whigged out to relax. So I got back up and methodically went through each layer of bedding until I found a big ass cockroach. Not being one to take things lying down...I ran downstairs and snagged a glass jar and imprisoned the offending bug. I debated on whether or not to give it air. In the long run, I figured it would be far crueler to starve it to death instead of suffocating it. I set the glass on my dresser where it could see its last few moments of freedom. From time to time, I'd pick up the jar and spin the roach around inside it. A little bit obsessive on the revenge...sure...but it made me feel better. I hate bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I'm currently looking for a new crib. Found this one spot, but there were a couple dead roaches on the ground... but it's like $80 a month cheaper than any place else I looked at. currently debating whether it's worth it. Thing is, I have a buncha stacks of records and comic books.. and from what I hear, they like to chill at spots like that.. which prolly means they'd come w/ me when i moved :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Vanity: if you really want to take the place just get a shit load of roach bombs and bomb the place before you move in. Actually, maybe the landlord had already done that (I believe that when you set off bombs the roaches actually come outside the walls and die,) so that could have been why you saw so many bugs. Or, theres just a bad infestation... talk to the landlord. Having records and comic books in anywhere that is very humid is a bad idead and will attract a LOT of bugs (basements, etc.) Just try to keep your stuff NOT in crates but pick up a shelve system that has wide enough openings to place your records in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I had tons of them while I was living out in Houston. Tried everything to get rid of those suckers but never worked, even tried macing one and no luck. Only way I escaped them was when I moved back to SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 In Hawai'i we have "b-52" roaches. They are large and they fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 once i ate one in my rice cake, cuz when you hungry you don't think twice kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 where i live, there are a shit load of roaches. it's fucking nasty, and those damn things won't ever die. i've literally stomped on one, and when i lifted my foot, it ran away. what the fuck is up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 i had one land on my neck when i was on dishes at work yesterday. it fucking came out of nowhere, i flopped around to get rid of it. it went onto my hand, then to the floor, then it fucking vanished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 i hate fucking roches.. I see one every couple of months in my apartment.. when i moved in i expected there to be more due to its stagnant(SP)? air and basement location. I am lucky cause the building is generally pretty clean and they spray for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 my cousin's have always had roaches. no matter where they lived, it was like joe's apartment. they do all sorts of termination methods, but nothing works. the only way they can be rid of them is if they leave everything (clothes, bedding, electronics, etc) behind and start fresh in a new place of residence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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