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Dr. Dazzle

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So I just got a new computer, everything's set up, and I'm strapped in ready for the ride. The only problem is I can't get the sound to work. If anyone could help me figure out the sound setup, I will love you forever.

 

And if anyone says "plug in the speakers" I'll poo on their face.....

 

Yours,

 

Dr. Dazzle

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ok.... tighten your cheeks a bit, constrict your throat, and go "pew" when you click on something.

 

if you're playing a game w/ a lot of shooting, tighten your jaw, press the back of your toungue againt the roof of your mouth, and the tip against the bottom.. close lips, exhale until lips are burst open w/ accompanying sound effect. repeat for each shot and add a whistle for grenades and large arms fire

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Worst thread ever.

 

1) Problem posted without description or useful information on how to solve it except a warning not to mention the obvious stupid solution.

 

2) Problem solved without description or useful information on how it was solved except a vague suspicion among board members that it was solved using the obvious stupid solution.

 

Kill self.

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