GLIK$ Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Dec 15 2004, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Dec 15 2004, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-onesecondple@Dec 15 2004, 01:05 PM no, its cause they find mero's stupid rambling about nothing funny..... Quoted post DAMN NIGGA. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD SWALLOW MORE BABIES IS IF YOU ATE AN ORPHANAGE NIGGA. CAN YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR MY DICK TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP THEN GET THE FUCK OFF? -MEROES Quoted post [/b] BACK DA FUCK UP. QUOTE OF THEMOTHERFUCKING YEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 WOULD THAT BE IRONY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Dec 15 2004, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Dec 15 2004, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-onesecondple@Dec 15 2004, 01:05 PM no, its cause they find mero's stupid rambling about nothing funny..... Quoted post DAMN NIGGA. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD SWALLOW MORE BABIES IS IF YOU ATE AN ORPHANAGE NIGGA. CAN YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR MY DICK TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP THEN GET THE FUCK OFF? -MEROES Quoted post [/b] hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 haha Mero's posts make my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin@Dec 15 2004, 05:53 PM i feel like when mero is ranting its the same thing as ashton kutcher acting krazy kool on his mtv show punked. Quoted post YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP HOMEBOY, IT AINT LIKE THAT, NOT AT ALL, I DONT WEAR TRUCKER HATS NIGGA AND IM NOT A FUCKING HERB. CALM DOWN WITH YOUR "ON THE LOW" JABS NIGGA, I'M UP. I AINT A FUCKING RETARD NIGGA. WATCH YOUR SHIT. -MEROOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE DEAD PUNCHING NIGGAS IN THE FUCKING FACE. DAMN. FOR REAL, BEND YOUR GUMS IN AND SHIT. -SEOREM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 when i read your post i can picture lil fame from mop saying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by decu goldyn1@Dec 15 2004, 08:55 PM when i read your post i can picture lil fame from mop saying it Quoted post THATS MORE ACCUARATE THAN "ASHTON KUTCHER" FOR REAL. I GOT GOLD FRONTS. ASSHOLE KUTCHER DONT GOT GOLD FRONTS. MEROE MLBTEAM THE FUCK NIGGA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 MERO! Please go to work on these niggas: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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26SidedCube Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by Carl Winslow.@Dec 15 2004, 01:27 AM certified classic. but nothing beats mero's rant about the dead fetal pig trying out for the dallas cowboy cheerleaders. Quoted post I concur. Yo, Mr.Millions... I'm trying to bring some liquid evil back from the D, if I succeed please plan on doing some irreversable psychological damage. P.S. Clipse ghostwrites all of Bam Margera's mom's adlibs to Pharell songs while wearing Ice Creams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube+Dec 16 2004, 07:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (26SidedCube - Dec 16 2004, 07:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Carl Winslow.@Dec 15 2004, 01:27 AM certified classic. but nothing beats mero's rant about the dead fetal pig trying out for the dallas cowboy cheerleaders. Quoted post I concur. Yo, Mr.Millions... I'm trying to bring some liquid evil back from the D, if I succeed please plan on doing some irreversable psychological damage. P.S. Clipse ghostwrites all of Bam Margera's mom's adlibs to Pharell songs while wearing Ice Creams. Quoted post [/b] UHHHH OHHHHHHH, YOU MIGHT GOTTA PUT A PILLOW AND A BLANKET IN YOUR BATHROOM THIS TIME. :yuck: MEROOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth vader Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 SUP MERO. HOWS GRAFF LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by Carl Winslow.@Dec 16 2004, 03:05 AM MERO! Please go to work on these niggas: YO THIS NIGGA REMINDS ME OF THE EPISODE OF "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN" WHERE THEIR BARBER DIED OR SOME SHIT SO ALL THE NIGGAS WENT TO THE HAIR SALON AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS FUCKING EGG DROP LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. THIS IS WHAT MY HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WENT TO THE BARBER SHOP AND INSTEAD OF "LEMME GET A SHAPE UP" I SAID "I WANNA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FOOL" WOW...IF I EVER WANTED TO NEVER GET ANY PUSSY AGAIN EVER IN MY LIFE I WOULD JUST HAVE THIS NIGGA MAKE A PLASTER MOLD OF HIS GRILL AND ROCK THAT SHIT AS A MASK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BITCHES WOULD NEVER TOUCH ME EVER "DUDE IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE PICTURE OF ME I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA TOTALLY GO JACK WHITE ON YOUR ASS DUDE" NOBODY IS FUCKING WITH FLAVOR FLAV. WORD UP. THIS BITCH NEEDS TO KEEP HER MOUTH CLOSED AT ALL TIMES, JUST BY LOOKING AT HER TEETH I KNOW HER BREATH MUST SMELL LIKE PERIOD PUSSY. WORD THE FUCK UP. I CAN HELP YOU BY BREAKING YOUR JAW SO YOU CAN WIRE THE SHIT SHUT BITCH. I SOLD THIS BITCH 3 8BALLS IN 15 MINUTES, THATS WHY SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT, AND THAT NIGGA IS THROWING UP THE W FOR "WILLIAMSBURG" CUZ HE'S A FUCKING HIPSTER ASS FAGGOT THAT MOVED THERE FROM MAINE. YO NIGGA, MAYBE IF YOU WERE SOMEONE I KNEW, OR MAYBE IF YOU WERE DRESSED NORMALLY I WOULD SING ALONG WITH YOUR FAGGOT ASS, UNFORTUNATELY YOU HAVE ON SOME SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER DESIGNED FOR HOMELESS SEX SLAVES. SO GET THAT FUCKING MIC OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I STICK THAT SHIT IN YOUR BOYFRIENDS MANPUSSY. HAHA, THAT BITCH IN THE BACK THINKS SHE'S PART OF THE FLICK. STUPID BITCH, PARIS HILTON LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING OSTRICH, THAT BITCH NEEDS TO STOP SNIFFING A MOUSE A DAY AND EAT SOME PIZZA. "I CUMMA TO ROS ANGERES TO MAKEA DE MOOVEE NOW I HAVEA DEE AIDS VIRUS OOOOH NOOOO!" I NEVER KNEW JESUS AND MARY DRANK PBR AND LISTENED TO 3 6 MAFIA TO BE "IRONIC" IMAGINE THESE TWO NIGGAS FUCKING...THAT SHIT JUST RUINED YOUR DAY, RIGHT? Quoted post -MEROE HOLLA AT ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 look at flava flav's eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by sect one@Dec 4 2004, 07:35 PM I'M JUST A VIRGO TRYING TO FIND MY OWN VERSION OF THE VIRGIN MARY (I DID)... WELL TO START OFF IM REALLY IN TO MUSIC.. WHICH IS WHAT LIFE IS BASED ON.. THEN YOU HAVE YOUR FRIENDS.. ALSO "GRAFF" AKA ART BUT ONLY SOME KNOW WHAT I MEAN... I ALSO LIKE TO GO BOMB AND HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS WELL THAT IS ME AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA... AND THEN I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF PIERCEINGS AND TATTOOS HAVE SOME OF OTH WANT MORE!! ALSO IN LOVE YES THAT IS RIGHT SAPPY LAME YES MAYBE SO BUT ONCE AGAIN I DONT CARE WHAT YOU ALL THINK!! BUT I WILL LOVE YOU ALL ANYWAY.... "THESE KNUCKLES BREAK BEFORE THEY BLEED" http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...=20041204163403 please kill this kid! Quoted post MERO lace this kid the fuck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by PUMPKIN ESCOBAR+Dec 17 2004, 09:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PUMPKIN ESCOBAR - Dec 17 2004, 09:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-sect one@Dec 4 2004, 07:35 PM I'M JUST A VIRGO TRYING TO FIND MY OWN VERSION OF THE VIRGIN MARY (I DID)... WELL TO START OFF IM REALLY IN TO MUSIC.. WHICH IS WHAT LIFE IS BASED ON.. THEN YOU HAVE YOUR FRIENDS.. ALSO "GRAFF" AKA ART BUT ONLY SOME KNOW WHAT I MEAN... I ALSO LIKE TO GO BOMB AND HANG OUT WIT MY FRIENDS WELL THAT IS ME AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA... AND THEN I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF PIERCEINGS AND TATTOOS HAVE SOME OF OTH WANT MORE!! ALSO IN LOVE YES THAT IS RIGHT SAPPY LAME YES MAYBE SO BUT ONCE AGAIN I DONT CARE WHAT YOU ALL THINK!! BUT I WILL LOVE YOU ALL ANYWAY.... "THESE KNUCKLES BREAK BEFORE THEY BLEED" http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...=20041204163403 please kill this kid! Quoted post MERO lace this kid the fuck up! Quoted post [/b] BEFORE I EVEN WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING LITTLE LESBIAN BOY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT I LAUGHED FOR 15 MINUTES JUST READING THAT SHIT AND LOOKING AT HIM/HER. THIS NIGGA REALLY REALLY THINKS HE'S THE SHIT, I CAN TELL. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HIS GAY ASS LITTLE INTRO WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN, NIGGA YOU WRITE GRAF? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU WRITE, I'LL FLY TO WHEREEVER YOU ARE, JUST TO RAG YOU AND HAVE YOU FIGHT ME, THEN WHEN I BEAT THIS NIGGA INTO CAT FOOD HIS MOM WILL PROBABLY CHIRP ME ON THE NEXTEL AND BE LIKE "YO WHY DID YOU FUCK THIS NIGGA UP LIKE THAT? HIS EYEBALL FELL OUT" AND THEN I'D BE LIKE "YO NIGGA, CHECK THIS LITTLE HOE'S MYSPACE PAGE" THEN HIS MOM WOULD BE LIKE "WORD, GOOD POINT" IS THIS NIGGA ON ESTROGEN? THAT NIGGA HAS TONKA CAR TIRES IN HIS EARS, EMINEMS GAY ASS BANDANA AROUND HIS NECK, AND "THAT HAT" (YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT) AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOU FUCKING LITTLE PALE FAT PIECE OF SHIT? THE NIGGA FROM GLASSJAW? FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE WITH A MAC11 AND EAT A DEAD CAT YOU FUCKING NERD ASS NIGGA. YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOU SON. BITCH. -MEROE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 hey, go easy on glassjaw. close friends of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Dec 17 2004, 09:49 PM hey, go easy on glassjaw. close friends of mine. Quoted post TELL THOSE NIGGAS TO SEND ME SOME MONEY YO! -MEROE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 i just woke up and read this whole thread i cant stop fuckin lauhgin....yo mero if i hit the lottery ill sponser your show fo sho :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war pigs Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 fuck that..get on brooklyn public access...bcat or whatever... they'd have the ill line up with spic and spanish the meroe hour and amatur porn * anyone ever catch the star and buckwild show on manhattan public access...shit's a couple years back..like 97 / 98... the whole show was these fools sittin at a table with a bottle of henny and a loaf of white bread...drinkin and eatin..and hatin on fools... that shit was the best show on tv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 IM LIKE STAR AND BUCWILD PUT TOGETHER, I CAN HATE ON NIGGAS WITH AN INTENSITY THAT IS FRIGHTENING. IM ALSO TRYING TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE DOES TATS AND WANTS TO TATTOO ME FOR FREE...I'LL ADVERTISE FOR YOU ON MY NONEXISTENT SHOW. HOLLA AT ME. -MEROE DOGS LIKE A BOSS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 my day at work is better now. too many serious/lame threads on front page right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 I dont know if its the fact that that he referred to some little white kids mom saying "whyd you fuck this nigga up"? or the fact that i drank too many 40z last night and i feel like shit but this thread is straight killer.. The most ive laughed in a long time.. my fucking throat hurts from all the dry laughing.. i need some fuckign water... hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted February 16, 2005 Author Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Feb 16 2005, 12:49 PM my day at work is better now. too many serious/lame threads on front page right now. Quoted post I GOT YOU EXTRA MY NIGGA.....ON A SIDE NOTE, I STILL NEED A JOB....EARLY, ENJOY... THE ONLY NIGGA WHO ROCKED A BEARD LIKE THAT WAS JESUS, AND THEY CRUCIFIED THAT NIGGA, SO THEY SHOULD CRUCIFY BOTH OF THESE MO'S THAT BITCH ACTUALLY WENT TO LENSCRAFTERS AND THOUGHT THOSE WERE NICE GLASSES...BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE VELMA FROM SCOOBY DOO, CATCH FIRE AND GET RAPED MY LEXINGTON STEELE YOU NERD ASS HO WHEN I SAW THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE, I DID THE JADAKISS LAUGH, WHATEVER YOU PERMED YOUR HAIR WITH...POUR THE SHIT INTO A GLASS AND DRINK IT YOU FUCKING FOOL, PLUS YOUR FUCKING CHEST HAIR IS CREEPING UP YOUR NECK LIKE VINES ON A LIBRARY NIGGA SHIT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT...YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GAY BLACK JOHNNY BRAVO. THIS BITCH IS WEARING THE "FLOPPY J.LO HAT" THAT SHIT IS NOT HIPSTER, SHE SHOULD BE BARRED FROM CLUB BANG AND BE FORCED TO SNIFF AN OUNCE OF COKE AND DRINK A KEG OF PABST TO MAKE UP FOR IT. THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE MONKEES, AND HE LOOKS OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY BE ONE OF THEM, WHY ARE ALL THE SHORTIES AT THIS CLUB 14 AND ALL THE NIGGAS ARE 46? LIKE IF ALL THE BITCHES YOU KNOW WENT TO A CLUB WITH THEIR DAD AND JUST CHILLED THERE WHILE THEIR DAD WAS HOLLIN AT BITCHES (WHO WERE ALSO THERE WITH THEIR DAD) YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH...WORD OF ADVICE, DONT EVER PIERCE YOUR UPPER LIP, CUZ THEN YOU GOTTA TELL NIGGAS "OH YEAH I HAVE A PIERCING" AND THEN IM EXPECTING YOU TO HAVE SOME SEXY SHIT LIKE YOUR NIPPLES OR YOUR BELLY BUTTON AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING UPPER LIP PIERCED...STUPID HO. YO WUTTUP BLOOD?...I BET A BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS THIS NIGGA WOULDNT ROCK THAT SHIT IN THE HOOD, FUCKING FOOL, BANDANAS ARE FOR GANG MEMBERS AND OLD CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, THAT SHIT LOOKS GAY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN EMINEM ROCKING A BANDANA? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DICK, SO DONT DO IT, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH WOMEN PANTS. AS IF THIS HOMO ASS FAKE KURT COBAIN NIGGA DIDNT LOOK GAY ENOUGH, HE HAS TO FLOSS HIS 10 EXTRA DIRTY ASS FINGERNAILS, MY NIGGA CLIP YOUR NAILS, YOUR NEVER GONNA BAG A PASTY BITCH IN ELECTRIC BLUE TIGHTS WITH POOR HYGIENE. JUSTIN GUARINI IS SAAAAAD :( ...SOMEONE SHOOT THIS NIGGA WITH A NAILGUN IN THE BALLS ALL THESE NIGGAS PAY 700 DOLLARS TO GET THEIR HAIR DONE LIKE THIS...WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN JUST COME TO MY BLOCK DRESSED LIKE THAT, AND GET BEAT THE FUCK UP, YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK LIKE THAT AFTER THE 7TH TIME YOU GET KICKED IN THE FACE NOT EVEN BOY GEORGE IS THIS HOMO -MEROE MLBC AKA THAT NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 bcat was the shit...spic and spanish was the best show..it used to come on at like 3 in the mornin on friday and shit..i think a meroe show would get more ratings then anything else out there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Goddamn. That last string was fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 "UNFORTUNATELY YOU HAVE ON SOME SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER DESIGNED FOR HOMELESS SEX SLAVES." simply stunning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 WHEN I SAW THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE, I DID THE JADAKISS LAUGH, WHATEVER YOU PERMED YOUR HAIR WITH...POUR THE SHIT INTO A GLASS AND DRINK IT YOU FUCKING FOOL, PLUS YOUR FUCKING CHEST HAIR IS CREEPING UP YOUR NECK LIKE VINES ON A LIBRARY NIGGA SHIT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT...YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GAY BLACK JOHNNY BRAVO. hahaha! :lol: Originally posted by MeroSeis@May 25 2001, 07:45 PM Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales to keep bad children from pissing off their parents. -splink Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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