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there's a great drinking game called "balls", which is pretty much the same thing as black jack...you have the rotating jobs of dealer, pourer, and collector too, and all three must do their job, and if they somehow fuck up they drink. if you think you have the best hand you hold your cards, and if you don't, you drink...there are a lot of other small but important rules which i can't think of right now, but that game has led me to get extremely drunk a good number of times.

 

i played some poker in school but never got too good at it. that hi-lo shit is crazy too, and phsycho...i would usually stop there because i never really got it. that shit is fun though, and i've walked away with a few extra bucks sometimes.

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Pocket kings baby! COUNT ME IN

 

 

12 oz HOLDEM TOURNAMENT!!!!

 

Its sad but i play on yahoo when i cant get into a game of the real thing any yall motherfuckers wanna play or if you got another online thing to try out hit me up on aim before i go out to the bar: StuartsLightBulb

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I play at partypoker.com. Its really fuckin' addicting... and phun! Although I really should do some work, lately this shits kept me up until 3 am. My girlfriends a blackjack dealer which also doesn't help (knowing the odds, playing mathematically, etc.) Good shit. Get five friends in for a five dollar buy in on texas hold em. Good week night fun. I've played home pots with many people re-buying in and playing for pots up to $300 with a five dollar original buy in! Guess who won? :)

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I thoroughly enjoy hold'em. I couldn't play the other night because I was on mad robaxacet and alcohol. Didn't trust my judgement. For a while there, I would play nothing but video poker and roulette on gta4.

 

oh yeah, i used to play a lot on playtigergaming or something. anyone have a good recommendation? they should let you pick what kind of drink you have on the screen, next to your spot on the table.

 

*It seems that saturday night live really sucks these days. those people are dying on the screen.

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I sometimes jump into the free rooms at partypoker.com, I save the real cash for sitting in person. Most of the game of Hold 'Em isn't the cards but the body language of the other players.

 

Originally posted by Kenny Roger's-seriously he's a 12oz member and loves to hit the steel?

On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a train bound for nowhere,

I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.

So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness

’til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

 

He said, son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces,

And knowin’ what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.

So if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re out of aces.

For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice.

 

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.

Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.

And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.

Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

 

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,

Know when to walk away and know when to run.

You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.

There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

 

Now ev’ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin’

Is knowin’ what to throw away and knowing what to keep.

’cause ev’ry hand’s a winner and ev’ry hand’s a loser,

And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

 

So when he’d finished speakin’, he turned back towards the window,

Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.

And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.

But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

 

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,

Know when to walk away and know when to run.

You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.

There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

 

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,

Know when to walk away and know when to run.

You never count you r money when you’re sittin’ at the table.

There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

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