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whatever, that's like saying someone is insecure because they wish they made more money at their job, or they're insecure because they wish their girlfriend looked like a model.

 

being a fat slovenly piece of shit does not mean you're comfortable with who you are.

 

im going away now. bye.

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Originally posted by seeking@Dec 5 2004, 01:13 AM

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any guy thats gonna tell me they dont wish they looked like this is fucking lying.

 

 

you must not have seen my picture of me in the hard hatizzzle.

 

the similiarities are outstanding.

 

:lol:

 

ps to you gay guys- my hard hat pik made you want me huh?

 

hahahaha

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Originally posted by -Rage-+Dec 3 2004, 10:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-Rage- - Dec 3 2004, 10:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-oneeightyone@Dec 3 2004, 10:35 PM

holy fuck rage is gay.

 

How does one know when one is gay? you said it's something you felt but did you kinda know for a fact or did you just think, hmm, that dudes handsome. ?

 

 

I think deep down everyone has even the smallest gay tendencies.

Example, at one point in your life you'll probably say "That guy is handsome." It won't mean you're going to get it on, it could just mean a non-sexual, "Hey he looks good."

 

If you say that in your head and you are thinking of getting it on, then you have to reconsider what team you're batting for.

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It's true. When a man watches porn, does he or does he not see the dudes big ol monster dick in there ever so often.

And would a man, even a straight man enjoy straight porn if the man had some little tiny dick. Nah, they wan't big ol hard throbbin cocks!

See, everyone's a bit gay.

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Rage or Nekro - Around 6 -7 month's ago i fractured my left elbow and went to the E.R. After waiting for 3 or 4 hour's to be seen (it was busy that night) i had x-ray's taken and was given painkillers but not a cast (My arm was too swollen) and told to come back within a few days to have my arm checked out and casted.

Unfortunantly due to me not having medical insurance, as well as a few other factors i never made it back to the hospital and i let my elbow heal on its own.

 

Now for the question: Do you think i should go back to the hosptial (now that i have insurance) to have it reset - worked on? Aside from some minor pain when my arm stretches it doesnt bother me and for the most part it looks fine (my sig. other says otherwsie, but.. im disinclined to believe her.)

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Tease: Nigga please, you wish I was into your ass.

 

High Priest: My dad fixes elbows and knees for a living. Go back and have it checked out to see if it healed right and be prepared to have it re-broken if it didn't.

 

Sure I'd like to look like Brad Pitt, but I'm way too lazy for that shit.

 

ARCEL: Not really. It came as no surprise to most people who know me.

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yeah, deto, tease, im really sorry to have to burst your bubble, but no, im not gay, i know you have your eye's on me and wish you could convince me that i was so you could pop my ass, but no, sorry....

 

is sex to a gay guy less special than it is to a straight person? i mean, do you wait with people same as a straight person and not get dicked in the ass by every boyfriend you have?

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Originally posted by <KEY3>+Dec 4 2004, 11:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (<KEY3> - Dec 4 2004, 11:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>another question (detailed response requested)

 

Which particular group have you homers found to be the most

nagative towards you (and homersexuals in general)?

 

By that I mean is it your typical conservative adults, young hiphopers, fratboys etc?

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None.

I come off as a completely straight acting person, so I've never had any confrontations.

 

 

Originally posted by <KEY3>@Dec 4 2004, 02:12 PM

R.I.P. rolleyes. I miss you!

 

He's back!

Woooooohooooooo

 

This should be the "Gay Rolleyes Thread"

 

 

Originally posted by fermentor666@Dec 4 2004, 05:43 PM

After having gay sex, does it hurt to poop?

 

You're fcking weird dude.

:huh2:

 

 

 

Originally posted by rental@Dec 4 2004, 08:37 PM

i didnt know that rage had a coming out thread.

 

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=55165

 

 

 

Originally posted by ARCEL@Dec 4 2004, 09:10 PM

have any funny stories about mothers/families reactions when you told them you were gay?

 

My mom immediately thought I was beat up and teased while in High School and all through college.

She's so fucking ignorant.

No one knew anything about me and I was friends with everyone.

 

Trying to tell her what 'bears' are was a challenge.

She eventually warmed up to the notion.

Now she buys me weird bear related items. For instance, I know have a bear floormat. ..ooooookkkkk.

 

 

Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Dec 4 2004, 09:14 PM

ps to you gay guys- my hard hat pik made you want me huh?

 

 

:shudder:

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-Issac Brock@Dec 5 2004, 12:11 AM

How many of you gay guys have had sex with women?

 

I have.

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Originally posted by Nekro@Dec 4 2004, 11:58 PM

and be prepared to have it re-broken if it didn't.

 

 

uugh man, just thinking of that makes me a little dizzy.

 

as for the whole wanting to look like brad pit, insecure crap...i have a buddha gut. it's by no means something you notice unless i arch my back or do something to make it stand out, which can sometimes be fun. i don't know what the hell to do about my godamn man boobs... i obviously don't care because i still sit around drinking beer. it doesn't concern me because so far chicks have dug me, and will continue to do so as long as i am me...that said, i would love to be in better shape than i am now, and i think seeing people that are in amazing shape is a good way to motivate you to try to get to that stage, or just to work out...even if you don't achieve six pack status, it feels great and is really healthy if you work out 5 times a week, play ball, whatever, instead of sitting around drinking beer and madderbating to victoria's secret catalogs. i had a nice run going, and then my month long trial at the gym ran out, and since i'm moving soon, or have been saying that for the past 4 months or whatever, i haven't gotten a full year membership. pardon my rambling.

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one final point. ods-1 is right; who the fuck would wanna watch a porn that featured a tiny cock? like, that max hardcore shit. but it's not gay wanting to have a lexington steele dick. It's just that it would be another weapon if I was naked and up against someone. I'd them in the head with my schlong as my last line of defense.

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Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder+Dec 5 2004, 01:12 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kaesthebluntedwonder - Dec 5 2004, 01:12 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>is there any way to treat it?

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Burn it.

 

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-why write?@Dec 5 2004, 01:15 AM

would you suck a dick or want your dick sucked? or both?

 

would you want to get fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass? or both?

 

Honestly?

Both for both.

 

You wanted answers.

 

:innocent:

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Originally posted by Weapon X+Dec 5 2004, 01:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Weapon X - Dec 5 2004, 01:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-why write?@Dec 5 2004, 01:15 AM

questions.

 

would you suck a dick or want your dick sucked? or both?

 

would you want to get fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass? or both?

 

 

PAGE 6. edit.

 

don't turn this into a homoerotica thread, closet-homo.

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hahah i was just wondering what homosexuals perfer....myself am not homo, i eat the pussy.

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