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Originally posted by ARCEL@Dec 6 2004, 02:59 AM

how about a male to female with everything but the vag?

 

 

then my friend you have the best of bothworlds lol

 

honesetly though i recommend going to a drag show for u staright gys out there its a good time, and plenty funny.drag queens are some of the sassiest people in the world, and it can be really funny if your drunk and there for a good time.and i can almost gurante( i dont know how to spell it im to tired) youll see one up there that youll say damn if i didnt know better id prolly wanna hit that. some can pull it off real well.

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Originally posted by onesecondple@Dec 6 2004, 07:42 AM

eh, makes sense,,,,you gots boyfriends (and bodice, a girlfriend) right now?

 

 

I've been with my girlfriend 5 years, 4 months and 3 days. I worship her. Every day I wake up stunned that I am with some one so beautiful and clever. and she has freckles. and my grandmother loves her. Grandma is so happy I "got with a nice Irish girl from down the country". my girlfriend writes and smokes huge amounts of hash.

 

And she has great tits. :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2:

 

 

In response to the question earlier about how much sex gay men have, and how straight couples are hampered by girl's lower sex drive -

I have the most sex out of any of my friends, by far. Had I a boyfriend, I am not entirely convinced he could keep up with me. Perhaps straight girls sex drives' are hampered by female stereotypes, or the sort of sex they get......?

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my girlfriend was that way when we first got together. for 1 she had acouple of things happen to her as a child that fucked her over sexually. but i think it also had to do with the way society views a sexually active woman. i mean, she would want to have sex with me.. sometimes she would try to act like she didn't want it though. i mean, she would be grinding back or you know, whatever we were doing to play the mood out further and then she would tell me she needs to stop... even though she's still going through all the motions. i would stop but acouple minutes later we would be back into it (sometimes i initiated sometimes she did).

 

aaand i am rambling, basically i dont think it has anything to do with the partner. im sure in some cases it does.. but over all i think heterosexual females are scared of being labeled a slut or a guy not being interested in them because they actually like to have sex, which would mean they must be whores!

 

 

my girlfriend has gotten over it though.. good for her..

 

 

and me.

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ICED TEA and PHUNk,

fuck yeah, now we only need one more and we've got our full squad! please tell us about yourselves.

 

'renegades of funk'.

i had no idea it was a cover. that almost makes it worse, cause it means they actually thought that song was so good that one version was not enough. fuck that song sucked. and yes i knew bambatta was gay, no, thats not why i brought it up. i mentioned it because it was the track that broke the camels back.

 

faghag,

personally i object more to 'hag' than 'fag'. 'hag' just sounds gross. it makes me think of an old english woman/troll with warts on her nose. ugh. super gross. and when i think of the compound 'faghag' i think of fat goth girls who cant get straight guys to talk to them. just about the only thing that doesnt offend me is the 'fag' portion.

 

'queer',

queer, i believe, usually refers to the lifestyle, as opposed to the person. this isnt true for everywhere im sure, but i know in older circles, it's often the case.

 

ive been to gay clubs a couple times. the music is shit. i dont mind house and techno, but 'gay house' is fucking horrible. and earth to homos, BUD LIGHT SUCKS.

 

**what is the new black?

 

**george clooney: dreamboat or what?

**george michael: 1 - 10, how ridiculous is his beard?

 

**oceans12: is this like the homo jerkoff super fuck fest of the century or what?

 

ha, i think this thread is totally making me be gay. im sitting here listening to david bowie for christ sakes.

i need to go spend some time over on my car board, talking about engines and shit for a while to balance this all out.

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Originally posted by seeking@Dec 6 2004, 10:42 AM

'renegades of funk'.

i had no idea it was a cover. that almost makes it worse, cause it means they actually thought that song was so good that one version was not enough. fuck that song sucked. and yes i knew bambatta was gay, no, thats not why i brought it up. i mentioned it because it was the track that broke the camels back.

 

**what is the new black?

 

**george clooney: dreamboat or what?

**george michael: 1 - 10, how ridiculous is his beard?

 

**oceans12: is this like the homo jerkoff super fuck fest of the century or what?

 

ha, i think this thread is totally making me be gay. im sitting here listening to david bowie for christ sakes.

i need to go spend some time over on my car board, talking about engines and shit for a while to balance this all out.

 

 

That whole album just plain sucked.

 

 

-= This is the new black.

-= George Clooney? Meh. Good actor, good voice. Not hot though.

-= George Micheal's beard? Extremely kempt. 4.

-= Oceans 12: No, that's what Fight Club was probably for.

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we went to the porn store one day, and i bought some straight blowjob porn movie...

 

this might be time to take stock on just how straight a "blowjob porn movie" is.

 

and im realll late on this, but i had no idea that -Rage- was gay. it definetely doesn't change my opinion on you, i'm just amazed that you kept it on the low via message board for so long.

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Originally posted by fr8lover+Dec 6 2004, 12:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fr8lover - Dec 6 2004, 12:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i'm just amazed that you kept it on the low via message board for so long.

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I had no need to bring it out beforehand.

When the Homophobic thread came up I had to voice my opinion because it seemed to me there was still the lack of a "more experienced" gay person.

 

 

 

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poppers?

 

ever done them? what's it like?

Why dont straight people do them?

 

Never done them. Don't need to.

I guess it gives you a better feeling during sex.

 

I'm sure plenty of straight couples use them.

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Originally posted by <KEY3>@Dec 6 2004, 05:48 PM

< toeing the line of the fourm rules >

 

poppers?

 

ever done them? what's it like?

Why dont straight people do them?

 

yes, i've done them.

 

it's a head rush for several minutes... makes me feel disoriented, loopy. a lot depends on the quality of the poppers, and how much i inhale. good poppers give me an intense, mellow, highly sexual feeling for a few minutes. bad poppers can make my heart pound uncomfortably and leave me with a nasty headache. good poppers also relax muscles throughout the body, so they can make it easier to get f*cked or to give head, which is why poppers are probably more a part of gay sex than hetero sex.

 

as with all substances, use poppers carefully and in moderation!

 

as to why straight people don't do them, i don't know... i suspect they would enhance some straight sex just as they do gay sex... any of you straight guys ever tried 'em?

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Originally posted by fermentor666+Dec 6 2004, 01:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Dec 6 2004, 01:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Afrika Bambaataa was gay?

 

 

Also, I was wondering about Arcel's question about whether or not transvestites are attractive to a gay guy, or if you are indifferent to them or if you think they are ridiculous.

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One would hope that a FTM tranny would be indistinguishable from a guy who was born a guy. I don't really know any FTM trannys, so I can't make a judgement there though.

 

Originally posted by fermentor666@Dec 6 2004, 01:37 AM

And now that I think about, I don't think I've heard of a woman getting a sex change to turn into a man. Has anyone ever heard of that happening?

 

Yeah, it happens. I think the surgery is a bit more involved than a MTF transsexual operation though.

 

Originally posted by onesecondple@Dec 6 2004, 02:13 AM

how come nekro made the thread and its rage who has way more posts....

 

First off 'cause Rage has more answers than I do, I also answer like 5 questions in each post (such as this one).

 

Originally posted by ARCEL@Dec 6 2004, 02:59 AM

how about a male to female with everything but the vag?

 

No thank you. I like my cock attached to a man.

 

Originally posted by iced_tea@Dec 6 2004, 03:55 AM

honesetly though i recommend going to a drag show for u staright gys out there its a good time, and plenty funny.drag queens are some of the sassiest people in the world, and it can be really funny if your drunk and there for a good time.and i can almost gurante( i dont know how to spell it im to tired) youll see one up there that youll say damn if i didnt know better id prolly wanna hit that. some can pull it off real well.

 

When I was like 14 my mom took me and my twin brother to a drag show in a bar called Lips in San Diego. It was a great, hilarious night.

 

Originally posted by bodice_ripper@Dec 6 2004, 05:21 AM

Originally posted by onesecondple@Dec 6 2004, 07:42 AM

eh, makes sense,,,,you gots boyfriends (and bodice, a girlfriend) right now?

 

 

I've been with my girlfriend 5 years, 4 months and 3 days. I worship her. Every day I wake up stunned that I am with some one so beautiful and clever. and she has freckles. and my grandmother loves her. Grandma is so happy I "got with a nice Irish girl from down the country". my girlfriend writes and smokes huge amounts of hash.

 

And she has great tits. :love2: :love2: :love2: :love2:

 

 

In response to the question earlier about how much sex gay men have, and how straight couples are hampered by girl's lower sex drive -

I have the most sex out of any of my friends, by far. Had I a boyfriend, I am not entirely convinced he could keep up with me. Perhaps straight girls sex drives' are hampered by female stereotypes, or the sort of sex they get......?

 

Women generally want to have sex 15 minutes after men do. The solution? Hold out for 20, and have her chase you for 5.

 

Originally posted by seeking@Dec 6 2004, 10:42 AM

faghag,

personally i object more to 'hag' than 'fag'. 'hag' just sounds gross. it makes me think of an old english woman/troll with warts on her nose. ugh. super gross. and when i think of the compound 'faghag' i think of fat goth girls who cant get straight guys to talk to them. just about the only thing that doesnt offend me is the 'fag' portion.

 

'queer',

queer, i believe, usually refers to the lifestyle, as opposed to the person. this isnt true for everywhere im sure, but i know in older circles, it's often the case.

 

ive been to gay clubs a couple times. the music is shit. i dont mind house and techno, but 'gay house' is fucking horrible. and earth to homos, BUD LIGHT SUCKS.

 

**what is the new black?

 

**george clooney: dreamboat or what?

**george michael: 1 - 10, how ridiculous is his beard?

 

**oceans12: is this like the homo jerkoff super fuck fest of the century or what?

 

ha, i think this thread is totally making me be gay. im sitting here listening to david bowie for christ sakes.

i need to go spend some time over on my car board, talking about engines and shit for a while to balance this all out.

 

I agree with you on the fag hag and queer questions. Well put.

 

The new black: There is no "new black." Keep wearing black.

George Clooney: definitely hot.

George Michael: Totally ridiculous beard/moustache combo.

Ocean's 12: I hope so.

 

Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 6 2004, 11:00 AM

white nikes with a navy blazer?

 

Pants?

 

<!--QuoteBegin-<KEY3>@Dec 6 2004, 12:48 PM

< toeing the line of the fourm rules >

 

poppers?

 

ever done them? what's it like?

Why dont straight people do them?

 

They help relax the muscles for anal intercourse or deep oral sex.

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[from the Homophobic? thread]

 

El Producto:

 

Let me tell you a story.

 

The other day I was sitting and chilling in study hall with some guys who happen to be in my study hall. These guys were all on sports teams, pretty normal athletic guys from the suburbs. There was another senior, a couple juniors, a few sophmores, and five or six freshmen.

 

It was the day before the election, and I was pretty fired up about politics. Someone asked me why I was so against another Bush presidency. I said "Well, where should I start?"

 

"Just whatever you feel strongly about."

 

So I started talking about gay marriage and all the ideas around that, and this attractive redheaded freshmen stopped me to ask why I felt so strongly about it. I had decided to be more out in the open about my sexuality, so I told him "Because I'm gay, and when I grow up, I want to get married."

 

"Dude, no you're not, what about all that girlfriend you have?"

 

"Yo, we're just friends. We hang out and talk about hot guys."

 

"You're just kidding, right? I mean, you don't act gay."

 

"Dude, come on. Not every gay person is a limp-wristed, screaming queen just like all straight men aren't super pumped-up football players. Stereotypes aren't reliable, you never know who's gay and who isn't. "

 

For all these people knew, I was as straight as they come.

 

You don't know your friends aren't gay. I might be out of the closet, but I'm not stupid. If I was in a situation where I would be hurt or whatever for being gay, I wouldn't out myself. If all my friends would reject me for being gay I would probably stay in the closet, but luckily my friends were cool about it. If I knew my friends wouldn't be cool with it, I'd stay deep in the closet until I got new friends.

 

Coming out is really, really fucking scary. I knew I was gay when I was 13 or 14, but I didn't come out to my super-accepting parents (my mom wants to join PFLAG) until January this year. I didn't come out to most of my friends until October, and it's still a scary thing to do.

 

For info on poppers, just do a google search.

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Info on poppers:

WHAT ARE POPPERS?

 

* "Poppers" is the popular name for various alkyl nitrites, including isobutyl nitrite, butyl nitrite, and amyl nitrite.

* Doctors used to prescribe amyl nitrite for heart patients in capsules that were broken or "popped" to release vapors.

* Amyl nitrite is made and sold illegally, but most poppers are isobutyl nitrite or butyl nitrite sold in small brown bottles as "video head cleaner," "room deodorizer," or "leather cleaner."

* The exact contents of these products are not known, and they are not safety tested.

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WHAT ARE THE EFFECTS?

 

* Poppers are used by sniffing the vapors from an open bottle. The effects are felt within a few seconds and last for 1-2 minutes.

* Poppers cause muscles around blood vessels to relax, making your heart speed up to pump more blood. Oxygen-rich blood reaching the brain produces a "rush" sensation.

* Because poppers cause muscles in the anus and vagina to relax, they are often used during sex.

 

 

Edit: Because poppers cause blood vessels to open, it is easier to get an infection, including sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV.

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