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Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

in a car, once. a while ago a mate and i were driving back late at night in his car and were being followed by an unmarked car. we ran, we got pulled. by a policeman on foot? no. i dont get that close to them.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

fuck noo. if its your problem, you deal with it. im not getting stabbed for you unless your a fit woman.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

many a time. only a couple would have been with viscious intentions cos im loveable like that. if play fighting counts then in-numerous times.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

a table worth £5grand. no im not telling the story, cos they still dont know it was me who did it.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no, and i wouldnt want to ever be in that situation. however that doesnt mean that i wouldnt want to be woken by a fireman if i was for some unknown reason still asleep while my rooms on fire.

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

a clock. im not an engineer.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yes. but i wouldnt get out to do it, get me.

 

--------------------> your turn now.

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. A Car

5. No

6. Love ( with other appendages assisting )

7. Yes

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

About 20 times. Only a few had anything to do with graffiti.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

Once. She was thicker than I care to deal with.. but seemed lonely. I probably saved that girl's life.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

Yeah. And punched in the face.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

My brain.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

What the fuck kind of question is this?

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

A mess.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

I once hit a turtle in my friend's Dodge Shadow. It didn't die so I got out and crushed it's head with a huge rock.

Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 08:51 PM

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

a table worth £5grand. no im not telling the story, cos they still dont know it was me who did it.

 

 

 

 

now they do :haha:

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

yes a couple times

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

nah but if i saw a girl gettin beaten i would definately shank that nigga and break.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

yea, ol girl was pissed at me.

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

car.

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no.

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

a tank

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

meh, probably not.

 

*edit for nigga

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

5 or 6 times, always on foot

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

Whats a have-a-go hero?

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

slapped once, women feel so powerfull when you let them do that, if you slap back, great sex is on the way

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

my fathers car, most of it

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

Nope, but i've been woken up by a cop, hows that

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

art

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

i'd take it to a vet for fucks shake, 'its' misery was caused by me in the first place. If it was a heavy hit though a large stone in the head would also be fit

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

yes. 3 weeks ago being the most recent time

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

a few years ago some kids were picking on one of the young skaters that hung out in the schoolyard we all skated. i smacked a couple of em around.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

more times than i care to remember

 

Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken?

 

i blew up a friend's computer once.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

does being woken by a firetruck passing my house count?

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

skate ramps, billboards with my old man, my name on other people's stuff

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yes. have done in the past (i wasn't driving)

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

yes..on foot and in car.i have gotten away every time knock on wood..

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

nope..

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

yes

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

20,000 tv..i dropped it plan and simple..

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

a model..

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yes

Originally posted by Tesseract@Nov 25 2004, 07:53 AM

Whats a have-a-go hero?

 

it's when you jump into a situation that doesn't concern you to help someone you don't know. like on the train or the street or something

have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

Yes, from a painting spot...the ghetto bird got involved too.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

Yes, there was a pregnent woman doped up on something running in the street and coming real close to getting hit, i walked with her while calling the cops, eventually they came and picked her up, better they have her then she fucking herself up while being doped up.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

yes.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

car.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no not yet.

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

a fence. and a cat carrier.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

if it was a huge hit yes, id run over it's head and try to crack it on the first try.

Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 02:51 PM

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

yeah

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

yes - this one chicks boyfriend was a total dick..and you know the rest of the story

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

haha yeah

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

relationships in my life

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

no

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

a desk probably..

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

depends

 

--------------------> your turn now.

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

yes

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

no

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

yup

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

my balls trying to fix things ive broke

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

no

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

a large piece of wooden shit suprised i still pass wood shop

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

nah

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

once or twice....

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

no...no i have not

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

hell yeah...

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

hmmmm, probably something in the pharmacy...

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

treehouse, complete with brick fireplace that worked, all by my lonesome

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yeah, probably....

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

not counting being pulled over in a car, no.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

i dont really know what "have a go" means.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

hell yes. thats how it goes down sometimes in the bedroom, you know?

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

a car. i dont know how much it was worth at the time. it was a few years old.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no, and i wouldnt really mind it if he had breakfast. and those suspender things on.

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

assembled a futon? im guessing 6 feet?

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

animal meaning ex? yes. animal meaning wildlife? no. id take it to a vet.

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

Yeah a few times. I'm currently thinking about making a shirt that says "THE POLICE...run from them". I don't know why.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

Yes but I didn't actually end up having a go. Some guy was roughing up this little kid one the bus I used to catch home. It all seemed a bit unfair so I got up and just said something like "you should sit down, this shit is ridiculous... this guy is just a kid". He just sat down.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

Yep. I've very rarely deserved though.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

this indian musical instrument. My mother was/is really into classical indian music and has a few rare/ pricey instruments in the house. I was having some weird fighting fantasy and accidently kicked it while on some imaginary kung fu tip. I wasn't even that young either. Like 17 or something. :o

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

nup.

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

Not a real cop. Security Guards... all the time.

oh wait... and a cop yes.

All back in my skateboarding days.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

Your brit slang confuses me sneak.

But chances are yes... very yes.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

sure. and smacked back!

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

A sailboat..... and the other sailboat too.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

nope.

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

my own morning wood?

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

like I'd even stop.

1) duh

2) yeah

3) yeah, but i was like 14

4) cars

5) yeah, a couple times

6) graffiti

7)no

 

what does this test?

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

yea..

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

nope

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

not a serious smack, but playing around yea.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

I break a lot of shit daily at work, just call me butterfingers.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

nope

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

i put furniture together at work, does that count? and i once did a 6ft oil painting, not that it matters.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

hell no. I'd get out and take it to the vet, but if it was a deer or something that wouldnt fit in the car i'd at least move it out of the street.

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

yes. 6 month ban before i even passed my test.

by a policeman on foot? fair few times

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

sort of long story

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

few times, my ex believed in equal rights so we hit each other loads

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

tv

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

no

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

huge emulsion dub

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yea but id probably watch it struggle for a few minutes

Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 01:51 PM

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

once, on foot

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

yeah, an old guy asked to trade a lighter for a cigarette, i said ok, i gave him another one too

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

yeah

 

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

can't think of anything

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

no

 

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

a small halfpipe, i used some tools too though.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

yes, if it was reasonably conveinant

Originally posted by <KEY3>@Nov 25 2004, 10:16 AM

 

Your brit slang confuses me sneak.

But chances are yes... very yes.

 

 

even if its Brits for gay homo sex?

1 yes many times

2 hells no

3 not yet

4 parts of my car

5 nope

6 a grill

7 no id probably laugh or be pissed depending on the animal

the amount of people who dont know what a have a go hero is, is astounding.

 

it tests nothing, just the limits of my boredom.

Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 07:51 PM

Have you ever been chased by a policeman?

 

Yes.

 

Have you ever been a have-a-go hero?

 

We dont need any more hero's.

 

Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>?

 

Yes, and it hurts.

 

Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken?

 

A vase.. maybe a plate at sizzler.

 

Have you ever been woken up by a fireman?

 

..........(ubertones)

 

Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands?

 

hoagie.

 

If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery?

 

Depends, how fast was i going when i clipped it?

 

--------------------> your turn now.

Originally posted by EarMuffs@Nov 25 2004, 03:34 PM

even if its Brits for gay homo sex?

 

is that like a double negative?

 

'gay homo sex' actually means straight sex?

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