Posted November 23, 200420 yr my homie just called me.. he's been at the hospital all day and this last call was him telling me that he delivered his baby. i congradulated him and then he told me that there was nobody around.. nobody around? he tells me that they were in the waiting room and the head popped out. he told his babe, "dont push." she said that she wasnt.. he pushed the emergency button and yelled "the baby is comin out!" seconds after, he said the baby just kinda flushed out into his hands. doctors were in shock and the nurses were on his jock amazing story for monday night
November 23, 200420 yr damn, not too many guys can say they delivered their own baby. that's fucking awesome. buy that man a drink!
November 23, 200420 yr its true.. i could hear the nurses talking about it in the background and callin him doctor
November 23, 200420 yr Get him a 16oz t-bone, a nice cold beer and a motherfucking ottoman. that's gangsta.. oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more.
November 23, 200420 yr Originally posted by oneeightyone@Nov 23 2004, 12:00 AM oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more. Quoted post hahah.. naaah. ;)
November 23, 200420 yr congrats to your friend .. his wife is lucky seems she had an easy time giving birth ..
November 23, 200420 yr it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas. i prefer not to think about it. congrats to your homies for making a new person.
November 23, 200420 yr Originally posted by iquit@Nov 23 2004, 01:21 PM it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas Quoted post haha i found myself thinking the same. congrats to your mate and his mrs.
November 23, 200420 yr yes, congratulate him on standing there with his hands out, for sure that was the hard part.....
November 23, 200420 yr Word the other night on Family Bonds, they straight up showed the baby coming out of ol' girls gaping twat. Wasn't expecting that shit on a tv show series.
November 23, 200420 yr thats a nice story to hang over the child some day. but in all seriousness it's pretty neat. haha i held a friends leg up with a nurse on the other side when she gave birth and it was an experience.
November 23, 200420 yr Originally posted by alure@Nov 23 2004, 05:19 PM how loose is your goose.. Quoted post :yuck: and while i was eating cereal..
November 23, 200420 yr dude, could you imagine the looks on guy's face when the baby was comming out :unhappy2:
November 23, 200420 yr There is nothin worse then the stuff thats comes out AFTER the baby.... :yuck: :yuck: booo to vaginal discharge
November 23, 200420 yr thats wild... my grandfather was delivered on a trolly. i dont sapose any doctors where there...
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