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HPV-GENITAL WARTS..... WHOS GOT IT?


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i had a pimple on my dick the other day, now i am reasonably certain its death..fuhk..anyhoo i recently started venturing out into whores..you know..craigslist..spare me the 'well u def have it now get tested yadayada' bullshit cause them chicks aint no more dirty than the skeezurs yall been taggin, only difference is i am paying for the ability to get up and leave, invaluable..but now im almost positive my dick will fall off in the shower..:bomb:

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i had a pimple on my dick the other day, now i am reasonably certain its death..fuhk..anyhoo i recently started venturing out into whores..you know..craigslist..spare me the 'well u def have it now get tested yadayada' bullshit cause them chicks aint no more dirty than the skeezurs yall been taggin, only difference is i am paying for the ability to get up and leave, invaluable..but now im almost positive my dick will fall off in the shower..:bomb:

 

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lol i got em... fuck it theres no use cryin over spilt milk

 

 

 

i just hate having to tell a bitch i wanna be in a long term relationship everytime im tryina bust one lol but i always wrap it no doubt, theres worse shit than these little bumps that dont even really do anything other than look funny

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i caught chlamydia on my 21st birthday. Woke up with a

hangover. Went to piss and it felt like i was pissing broken glass.

The bitch was a sexy half french half native american skinny

piece i met at warehouse parties. Should have known better right?

snorted powder like it was air... mostly cola. I used to cook up fake

geltabs and send her in the $5 party then wait for 20 minutes for

her to come out with a couple hundred dollars to get drunk with at

the bar. Eventually she moved out of state. Seen her a few years later.

She had quit snorting coke and gained 75 pounds. Went from 5`5

100 lbs to 175 lbs. Got to laugh in her face. AHAHAHA bitch you gave

me the clap for my birthday and look how you fell off with ya fat ass.

Serves you right.

cool story right... right?

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