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Hi folks just checking in again from the milwaukee area and still hoping trains and most of the folks on here know us (burlington dog) but see you down the road

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Dat bitch is nasty, Look at dat fucking gunt!

 

Is she just fingarien her slef standing in da street? What the da fuck she doing?

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What happened to kabar? I miss reading them stories..

 

he's ok his PC is down that i built 5 years ago and i'll check it this winter but for now he uses his wife's PC

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Hey Stretch, give me a call when you get this message bro. Stay safe, give Burl my best.

Dave

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wow. this was literally the most interesting thread i've read in a long as time. just came on here cuz i'm checking out freights for the first time in upstate ct to ny tomorrow and this thread opened my mind up to what its about. amazing

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have any of you seen the pigs roll on niggas like this?

a heli?

If you ever had the thought " how do assholes get killed hopping" or "who are the retards that blow shit up and make it hot as fuck for everybody?" just watch the rest of that doc, why are retarded assholes always so lucky? at the end of pt1 they both could got merked out or lost legs/etc...

 

PT.2

just watch for more stupidity with in the first minute

 

PT.3

2:50 hopping with a big ass dog, in a car with no bottom, smart.. People cant get more retarded??? Just keep watching for a minute or so... lets just say nigga is ... LUCKY!!!

 

**NOTE** my bad if this has been posted mad times 50+ pages

 

if KaBar hasn't seen this... I can see him covering his eyes, lol..

Thanks so much KaBar for dropping old gems of info on us.. How does this nigga not have 11 tac's under his name???

 

Haha This film blew me away! The ending is so sad and comical at the same time!

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yeah i actually just watched the ending part yesterday.

id say they all deserve each other.

im a dirty jerk and i love trains and whiskey but god damn im glad i am not them/

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It is super hot down here in the South. Yesterday it was like 104 degrees. My car is down, so I took METRO downtown. Holy shit was it hot. All the homebums downtown are suffering bigtime.

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I've been building a "hooch" in my back yard, LOL. It's actally a garden shed for my wife, and I added a doghouse. I worked construction back in the 1970's some, and built a few houses and some apartments. I was just part of the crew---a nail driver and a lumber toter. With this project, I have to figure everything out by myself, and do all the work myself. It has taken a lot longer than I ever suspected it would.

 

The "doghouse" is an "L-shaped" addition onto the main shed. The main shed is 12X12. The doghouse is about 6x12. It has a "beach house" foundation (pressure-treated 8" poles) but instead of being 12 feet off the ground (like a beach house would be) the deck is only 18 inches off the ground. I cut the 8' poles into thirds, about 2-1/2' long, and sunk them halfway into the ground, then backfilled with concrete. I set nine poles initially, three rows of three. It's very important that the poles be nearly perfectly aligned, because the next step was notching the top of the poles to fit a couple of 2x6s twelve feet long that are bolted through the pole with a 1/2" x 6" carriage bolt. This created three parallel "beams". On top of the beams, I nailed on 12' long 2x4 joists (This was mistake #1--I should have gone ahead and used 2x6's or 2x8's) I spaced them 10" apart. (This was mistake #2. All beams, joists, rafters, etc. ought to be spaced either 16 inches apart or 24 inches apart, so that the "break" between sheets of the plywood with which you cover them break right on a joist.) I wasted some plywood because I had to cut pieces to fit my mistake and to allow the sheets of plywood to break in the right spot. (Dumbass. I knew better. I airheadedly forgot that and as trying to space the 2x4 joists closer together for strength.)

 

I built the doghouse as an addition onto the main 12x12 deck. From above, it looks like an "L". Same system---beach house foundation, etc. Decked it with 4x8 sheets of 3/4" OSB. Since the weather was kind of screwing things up, I painted the deck with three coats of gray deck paint to keep the OSB from deteriorating from the sun, etc..

 

Then I framed up walls using standard ladder construction, just like I learned back in the 1970's. When you build a hooch from pallets, you don't need to worry so much about this, because the pallets themselves become the walls. I cut rafters for the roof out of 2x4 studs eight feet long. I could get two rafters per stud for the dog house. I'm going to need a stud for each rafter for the main shed, because the span is 12 feet. The two studs will give me around 14 or 15 foot, when I take into account the slope of the roof. I'm decking the roof with the same 1/2" OSB with which I decked the floor.

 

And it's like 102 degrees outside. Son of a bitch it's hot.

 

Stretch is up in Britt, Iowa right now, I talked to him on his cell a minute ago. He's up there getting ready for the National Hobo Convention. His current riding partner, Oops, is trying to rendezvous withhim in Britt, but he's stuck somewhere in Wisconsin, I think.

 

So. I gotta go repair my Skilsaw. Part of the plastic case broke, but it's nothing I can't fix with a little epoxy and some duct tape. Ride safe, boys.

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yeah i actually just watched the ending part yesterday.

id say they all deserve each other.

im a dirty jerk and i love trains and whiskey but god damn im glad i am not them/

 

you're a fucking cuddle monster you greasy fuck.

come down here already I got an ac unit and a tv/vcr!

big money bums!:$: :$: :$:

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you muthafuckas is all bums. no ambition. no insight. ALL bullshit.

 

im gonna set bear traps an shit under leaves of hobo camps i find. fuck you muthafuckas up somethin good. then steal your wack ass pots and pans. then take a shit in right smack dab in the middle of the camp.

 

then check back here a few months later, and see you all bitchin' about it. and kabar calling out about how much an asshole i am.

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Here's a little insight for ya. "Starved for attention." Negative attention is better than being ignored, eh, radiologist? Poor baby, come here and let Unca KaBar give you a hug. I promise I won't neglect you like Mommy and Daddy. I'll teach you how to be the best hobo you can be. Okay? Don't cry, a'right? Everything is gonna be okay. Now, go get Unca KaBar a six-pack of Busch from the beer store.

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Nah. Man I dont need no hugs an shit. some budweiser alright tho.

 

nah man. nah. i took them bear traps back to the store. your tight man. you got mad heated from me just wastin' time. chill unc kabar. youre good people. maybe a little bummy, but good none the less and shit.

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Geez the end was just a complete drunk beat ass fest.

 

that's the only part i saw up until now

 

someone i know sent it to me earlier today actually

 

that faggot throws the puppy into/near the fire like it's no big deal

 

 

if i ever crossed paths with that shit stain best believe i'd beat him to death bare handed and leave him on the tracks

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I finally got around to watching the video of those Church of Elvis idiots. I almost feel like these guys read this thread and then set out to do every single thing I said not to do, just to prove that one can act like a completely irresponsible asshole and still survive without getting killed.

 

This is the type of behavior that laws punishing trainhopping were written to stop. These fucking idiots deserve every bad thing that is going to happen to them in their boozed-up, incoherent, commode-hugging drunken existance. Just the puppy-in-the-fire episode alone makes me want to beat them all to mush with a crowbar. Fucking idiots.

 

For chrissake, do not imitate these turds.

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kabar2 i just went through a pot of coffee reading your posts, you should think about putting a little book together with your adventures, id buy it

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