Poop Man Bob Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by -Rage- Maybe it's a small universe. Maybe there's a small city. Oh look.. a smaller version of Poop Man Bob. He's looking back at you. Is he encased in a flesh-like version of carbonite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 looks like impetigo, though im not sure of the spelling. if that is indeed what it is, it is very catchy and the only thing you can really do for it is soak it in epsalm salt and water. go see a doctor. i don't know how you may have gotten something like this, but i got it before from swimming in a lake. from web md... Impetigo What Are the Symptoms? * A small patch of blisters that after a few hours breaks into a red, moist area that oozes or weeps fluid; appears mainly on the face, but also on exposed areas of the arms and legs. * In a few days, formation of a golden or dark-yellow crust resembling grains of brown sugar. The infection may continue to spread at the edges of the affected area. Call Your Doctor If: * You have sores on your face that do not go away in 48 hours after starting treatment. An impetigo infection needs prompt medical attention. * Small, very itchy, pus-filled ulcers form, with a dark brown crust. This indicates ecthyma, an ulcerated form of impetigo that penetrates deep into the skin. If left untreated, it may cause scarring and permanent changes in pigmentation. * Symptoms of impetigo appear on a baby. Any persistent skin disorder in infants requires medical attention. * A child suffering from impetigo develops nausea, headaches, low urine output, or puffiness around the face and on limbs. These are signs of glomerulonephritis, a kidney disease caused by bacterial toxins. NOTE: Sores associated with impetigo may be mistaken for herpes, a viral infection. Impetigo spreads faster, never develops inside the mouth, and is rarely confined to one area of the body. If in doubt, see a doctor for an accurate diagnosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly ok, i've developed a new theory: the you from the future develops a time machine and thinks it would be funny to travel to the past and rub his herpes infected dong on your neck. sound viable? Actually, I can see myself doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 also, doing a google image search on impetigo is not recommended!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perhap Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 yea...impetigo...for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 could be flea or bug bites.. put some lotion on it and wait a day or two. If its still there go to the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 http://home.megapass.co.kr/~faldo/photo/impetigo,buttock1.jpg'> dont touch your arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 i am never coming in this thread again. fuck you pfft. fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I thank the Higher Being every morning that I dont have a rashes like that on my ass or any other parts of my body. Anyway, it slightly looks like razor burn.. really horrible razorburn. Speaking of razorburn: I used nair once, and got this weird bump from it because I left it on too long. It got a tad bigger, stayed skin color, and wasnt too noticeable. BUT; since Im a skin picking freak, I picked at it. It bleed like the dickins and got a lil bigger. I just went to the doc and hes like, I think its a wart.. I duna. Im like, yeh I guess someone infected my Nair with the wart virus, damn those evil Duane Reade employees! Damn them to hell. What a shmuck. But I am getting it taking off and getting a biopsy. I think I just infected a blister/cyst thing my skin made reacting to Nair. Okay, Im done making everyone get grossed out. Sorry. At least I didnt show photo examples of my weird skin disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I was stung/bit in the neck by a wasp last week. Shit wasn't fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Here's a solution: http://www.dow.com/publicreport/2002/local/wvo/images/razor.gif'> Just cut it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEAK NIGGUH Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 WERE BROTHERS NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 crabs crabs, whos got the crabs? anyone else think its this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 how to get ahead in advertising... dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 that's pretty nasty, and it's probably ringworm. go to the doctor or get athlete's foot cream, which is essentially the same think as ringworm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 i dunno if this is getting old yet, but i hope it is: i still, still, still think it's herpes. either that or ringworms....but the ringworms have herpes, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by ilovedrunk its "toad" from mario 2!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahah its totally a bug bite. well in my opinion but i've never gotten that kinda bug bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 poison sumac? oak? ivy? it wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 christ almighty....don't confuse the guy! Poop Man, just go to the fucking doctor. This thread is like a room full of monkeys on typewriters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 what's on your neck? I'll tell you what...... http://www.pushby.com/tomas/img/photos/neck-face.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob I'm afraid it's eventually going to take over my entire head. . It happened. This is today: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/scabhead.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 there is this one guy who works at a law firm that at the beginning he had this one bug bite or something on his face that he kept scratchin at. he kept scratchin at it and eventually it spread almost through his entire face and head. i havent seen him but i hear that if you stand behind him, you can literally smell his rotting flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 maybe its shingles? i dunno my guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 okay, all these retarded guesses are pissing me off.....ringworm? impetaigo? HERPES??? i am pretty confident (as in, realistically, 80% sure) that you have poison ivy/oak/sumac. i am HIGHLY allergic to poison ivy, and although i haven't gotten in in several years (hmmm, is it possible to build immunity?), i vividly remember what it looked like in all of its stages. im pretty fucking sure that that is what's on your neck. soooo.....don't scratch it! as tempting as it may be, this will open the rash, allowing the oils (which cause the itchy, inflamed breakout) to spread via fingertips. if you do catch yourself scratching, wash your hands immediately. seriously...i've gotten poison ivy, scratched it, touched an article of clothing, the breakout passed, and then i RELAPSED from touching the contaminated clothing. no joke. i'm highly allergic. so in conclusion, use a topical anti-poison ivy/anti-itch/drying lotion and it will eventually just dry up. if it spreads, 2 daily oatmeal baths will soothe the itching and expedite the healing process. you're welcome in advance. ----------------------->>>subdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 i'm gonna say it's a combo of an itchy hive and razor burn. regardless, you should start a band called 'pimple patch'. for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE i am HIGHLY allergic to poison ivy god me too, my whole body swells up when i get it, and i just die for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by cloner god me too, my whole body swells up when i get it, and i just die for a few days. that sucks bro. i just used to get it alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Its not scabies. Ive seen scabies. They'd cover your neck if it were. My cousin used to work at a dirty nursing home, and got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Shit, you got ebola from seeks. You're doomed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I Vote with BIGMETALCIRCUS It looks like impetigo to me. Go to the doctor. Impetigo is very contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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