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GamblersGrin

Heres to waking up at noon still drunk

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things i learned last nite...

 

my cars speedometer says it goes to 130 but gas pedal on he floor and the car only goes 110

 

i can drive across 6 front lawns before driveways block me

 

waking up drunk is a bonus from last nite and i win

 

i was talking to twins last nite and couldnt remember their names but wanted to hook up w/ both of em. they looked exactly the same exceot 1 was blond and other redhead. i learaned twins are confusing when im drunked.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

hahaha, awesome

 

All good lessons, i ate shit for driving drunk on my previous thread so same goes for you...

Waking up drunk is awesome, makes you feel that your money was well spend.

Twins are awesome, especially when they share same hotness in color variations

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man, now im shivering cold. i had the redhead buyin me drinks. absolut on the rocks w/ lemon. i was trying to make a move but i wa too drunk to do it.

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a good friend of mine hooked up with a twin and called her her identical twin's name at which point she slapped him left him with a mean case of blue balls.

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amen to all of that.

 

its not quite noon. but yeah, still feelin that buzz. my friend discovered blowing smoke from his nose last night, i was amazed hed never done that before, he saw me do it and flip'd. i think he did have a bit too much to drink last night.

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Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m

amen to all of that.

 

its not quite noon. but yeah, still feelin that buzz. my friend discovered blowing smoke from his nose last night, i was amazed hed never done that before, he saw me do it and flip'd. i think he did have a bit too much to drink last night.

 

:lol::lol: thats some bugged out shit man...

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Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly.

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i got my drink on last night but went 0-2 on girls...FUCK EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

then i did a hurt ass drunk fill

 

my cars gas tank is empty as fuck

 

but fucking 0-2...thats the story of my life

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Nothing is worse than "Ya, I don't have a boyfriend, but my ex still calls me every day and I'm pretty sure we'll be back together in a week or two..." Stupid...

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im finally getting my head together. thursday nite i threw darts at people, last nite was driving on front lawns, i wonder what i will do in philly tonite???

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and oh yeah, i just found a girls # in my wallet. i was kickin it to her w/ her bf right there. he was just standin there lookin chumpy dummy. i totally forgot about that.

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It's after 3pm and I got woke up...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....I need some Advil or some shit...

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^^you know the best way ta cure a hangover is ta start drinkin again and as an added bonus by the time ya realize ya dont have a hangover any more your useally hammered so i say crack two 40oz and call me in the morning......:lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly.

 

aint that the truth

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Speaking of twins i have never seen an ugly set of twins. I dont know if I could handle double the ugly.

 

i work with a set of ugly twins.........

its wrong.

 

waking up drunk is fun, untill you stand up and proceed to fall down again.

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Originally posted by sneak

i work with a set of ugly twins.........

its wrong.

 

Haha. Thats terrible. Everywhere i turn its still ugly.

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