High Priest Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 In my Ex Girlfriends former brother in laws nephews cousins' carpenters pool house on top of a pile of guano and donny ozman throwback gear circa 78'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Head behind a staircase in a building. Sex inside school many of times.blowjob in a movie thearter was pretty cool exsperience too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED Sex inside school many of times.blowjob in a movie thearter was pretty cool exsperience too that about sums it up for me too. this bitch was crazy. in a park too. that one was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 why write? and hail.. yahll are trying to traumatize those kids? That shit isn't even right. I could go off on my usual Freudian tip, but i wont. Just dont be surprised when why write?'s brothers are sexually fucked up in a couple of years. Yahh. Oral sex on a major highway [who hasnt?], sex by a park down from me street, buttsectzwith my current beau while one of my good friends was passed out drunk next to us on a pull out futon as she drunkenly said "stoopppp!" not because of what we were doing [cause she didnt know] but because I kept kicking her in the face. WHen was young my first real boyfriend gave me oral while my friend was asleep on the couch next to us. Im a slight exhibitionist. :D Hell, at least it wasnt my 6 year old cousin or brother watching me :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Boss's desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 LIARS!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 OK, lets all gother around and share some fishing tales now that we're done with sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Last time I went offshore fishing I got slapped in the chest by a flailing dorado. Shit fucking hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE yes, yes I was. My friend pissed in the backseat of a broken datsun we had. Later a biker ended up buying it. Little did he know that all his company would be sitting in my friend's piss. That same friend pissed in a soda machine... .The old fashioned one that you can open the door to.. and the wierdest place I hd sex was in a bird bird sanctuary.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 It was thiiissssssss big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK HAIL, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING WEIRD. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! HIS LITTLE BROTHERS WERE WATCHING. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK! what do u think im a fuckin stupid whore? .. they didnt see shit .. it was jus a risk we took .. thats why it was a crazy place .. cuz we took the chance of them MAYBE lookin back at the moment .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 id have ta say a head in a club on the dance floor from some girl i had jus meet 5 min. before,head in a cab as the driver watched and he did'nt even charge us for the ride......:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 last time i went fishing i didnt have bait and nothing but a string and a hook, i dropped the line in where a gigantic fish bit hard and dragged me to the water, after 12 hours of struggle i reached the shores of congo where i finally pulled the fucker out. The moment i placed my foot over the beasts face, in a classical men VS nature winning position two french models, on the top of a palm tree, shooting an advertisement for victorias secret swimsuits waved at me and called me to 'crack some coconuts so they could drink the milk' That was the craziest place i've ever had sex... c'mon fellas, if you're gonna lie at least make it a bit less boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by hail what do u think im a fuckin stupid whore? .. they didnt see shit .. it was jus a risk we took .. thats why it was a crazy place .. cuz we took the chance of them MAYBE lookin back at the moment .. AT LEAST YOU DIDNT SUCK HIS LITTLE BROTHERS DICK TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I had sex in a park at 2 in the afternoon with a bunch of people around... Got a blowjob when I was a sophmore in the back seat of some girl's mom's SUV (with the mom in the front driving)... Had sex in my highschool a few times... I can't remember all these right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 props to that fiesty slut Hail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Sex in an abandoned building, in the park several times, sex on a train, on a bus, bj on a bus. I went to a friends holiday house this weekend and spent a fair portion of my time fixing up a couple of fishing rods, then got drunk and forgot to go fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by Hoblow I went to a friends holiday house this weekend and spent a fair portion of my time fixing up a couple of fishing rods, then got drunk and forgot to go fishing. i may be drunk, but that is completely irrelevent props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 the post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 a blowjob on the toilet while taking a shit. In a cessna (we almost crashed) sex in a twinkie factory. and on here while i was talking to you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by WhiteOx i may be drunk, but that is completely irrelevent props See Page 1 for this..... Originally posted by Tesseract OK, lets all gother around and share some fishing tales now that we're done with sex... But thanks for the props regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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