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Originally posted by fermentor666

Yeah, I peed in the dryer at a laundry mat, but you were there for that...

 

yes, yes I was.

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HAIL, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING WEIRD. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! HIS LITTLE BROTHERS WERE WATCHING. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!

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In my Ex Girlfriends former brother in laws nephews cousins' carpenters pool house on top of a pile of guano and donny ozman throwback gear circa 78'.

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Head behind a staircase in a building. Sex inside school many of times.blowjob in a movie thearter was pretty cool exsperience too

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED

Sex inside school many of times.blowjob in a movie thearter was pretty cool exsperience too

 

that about sums it up for me too. this bitch was crazy. in a park too. that one was great.

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why write? and hail.. yahll are trying to traumatize those kids? That shit isn't even right. I could go off on my usual Freudian tip, but i wont. Just dont be surprised when why write?'s brothers are sexually fucked up in a couple of years. Yahh.

 

Oral sex on a major highway [who hasnt?], sex by a park down from me street, buttsectzwith my current beau while one of my good friends was passed out drunk next to us on a pull out futon as she drunkenly said "stoopppp!" not because of what we were doing [cause she didnt know] but because I kept kicking her in the face. WHen was young my first real boyfriend gave me oral while my friend was asleep on the couch next to us. Im a slight exhibitionist. :D Hell, at least it wasnt my 6 year old cousin or brother watching me :mad:

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Boss's desk.

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OK, lets all gother around and share some fishing tales now that we're done with sex...

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Last time I went offshore fishing I got slapped in the chest by a flailing dorado. Shit fucking hurt.

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Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

yes, yes I was.

 

My friend pissed in the backseat of a broken datsun we had. Later a biker ended up buying it. Little did he know that all his company would be sitting in my friend's piss. That same friend pissed in a soda machine... .The old fashioned one that you can open the door to..

 

and the wierdest place I hd sex was in a bird bird sanctuary..

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Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK

HAIL, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING WEIRD. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! HIS LITTLE BROTHERS WERE WATCHING. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!

 

what do u think im a fuckin stupid whore? .. they didnt see shit .. it was jus a risk we took .. thats why it was a crazy place .. cuz we took the chance of them MAYBE lookin back at the moment ..

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id have ta say a head in a club on the dance floor from some girl i had jus meet 5 min. before,head in a cab as the driver watched and he did'nt even charge us for the ride......:king:

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last time i went fishing i didnt have bait and nothing but a string and a hook, i dropped the line in where a gigantic fish bit hard and dragged me to the water, after 12 hours of struggle i reached the shores of congo where i finally pulled the fucker out. The moment i placed my foot over the beasts face, in a classical men VS nature winning position two french models, on the top of a palm tree, shooting an advertisement for victorias secret swimsuits waved at me and called me to 'crack some coconuts so they could drink the milk' That was the craziest place i've ever had sex...

 

 

c'mon fellas, if you're gonna lie at least make it a bit less boring

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Originally posted by hail

what do u think im a fuckin stupid whore? .. they didnt see shit .. it was jus a risk we took .. thats why it was a crazy place .. cuz we took the chance of them MAYBE lookin back at the moment ..

 

AT LEAST YOU DIDNT SUCK HIS LITTLE BROTHERS DICK TOO

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I had sex in a park at 2 in the afternoon with a bunch of people around...

 

Got a blowjob when I was a sophmore in the back seat of some girl's mom's SUV (with the mom in the front driving)...

 

Had sex in my highschool a few times...

 

I can't remember all these right now.

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Sex in an abandoned building, in the park several times, sex on a train, on a bus, bj on a bus.

 

I went to a friends holiday house this weekend and spent a fair portion of my time fixing up a couple of fishing rods, then got drunk and forgot to go fishing.

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Originally posted by Hoblow

 

I went to a friends holiday house this weekend and spent a fair portion of my time fixing up a couple of fishing rods, then got drunk and forgot to go fishing.

 

i may be drunk, but that is completely irrelevent

 

props

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a blowjob on the toilet while taking a shit.

In a cessna (we almost crashed)

sex in a twinkie factory.

and on here while i was talking to you guys.

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