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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Feb 28 2005, 01:42 AM

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hahah..what do you think about this broad?

 

FUCK A OLSEN TWIN, THATS AN OFFICIAL SHITGRILL, THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE MIKE TYSON AND VING RHAMES PLAYED TUG OF WAR WITH HER GRILLATIN...EWW. STOP SMILING BITCH AINT SHIT CUTE ABOUT YOUR SMILE OR YOU IN GENERAL. SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUSH THIS BITCH OUT A WINDOW ASAP. CUZ NOBODYS SMILE IS SUPPOSED TO BE BIGGER THAN A PTERODACTYLS WINGSPAN.

 

 

M E R O E

GET RIGHT

MLBC IIG5

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Originally posted by cloner@Mar 1 2005, 10:38 PM

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MERO PLEASE..I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS BITCH.

 

MY DUDE, IF YOU USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS BITCH, THEN TELL THIS BITCH TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY FAILED "HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE A CORNY BITCH 101" I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN THAT BITCHES NOSE. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF CAMRON'S EARRINGS, AND IT AINT CUTE. ALSO THAT BITCH HAS SOME WEAK SAUCE TITTIES B, THOSE SHITS COME OUT FROM HIDING BEHIND THOSE KEVLAR PADS SHE GOT IN HER BRA AND THEY PROLLY LOOK LIKE LITTLE FAT MIDGET BANANAS WITH A DIESEL PINK NIPPLE ON THE END. I CANT FUCK WITH WACK TITTIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN A BITCH IS LEANING OVER HARD TRYING TO CREATE SOME CLEAVAGE AND HIDE HER TACO BELL GUT...COME ON BITCH, WE ALL KNOW THE SITUATION. YOU AINT GOTTA FRONT. IM UP ON YOU, AND SOON AS YOU STAND UP STRAIGHT THAT GUT PLOPS OUT AND YOUR TITTIES TURN INTO TWO HURT WHITE FLAPJACKS, I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE YOUR NIPPLES PIERCED CUZ THAT WOULD BE LIKE PUTTING A VERSACE TEACUP ON A MILKCRATE WITH PLYWOOD ON IT THAT YOU CALL A "COFFEE TABLE"...THIS BITCH IS LAAAAME! NEXT!

 

 

 

MEROESSSS

THE PUNISHA

GET CORRECT

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Feb 28 2005, 08:50 PM

Plottin licks on 220 pound pigme bitches with lobster hands you met on the train up in your apt.

 

On the real, half of the kids on this site would be nervous as fuck with mero and fam up in their spot.

 

MilkyLarvaBeer?

 

THAT WAS CRAZY THAT NIGHT MY NIGGA. TRUE STORY I COULDNT EVEN WALK AND THE LAST THING I REMEMBER IS YOU TRYING TO CALM NIGGAS DOWN WHEN NASE STARTED BARKING HARD ON THAT WEIRD BITCH...WHEN WE WENT OUTSIDE NASE KEPT SCREAMING "YO NIGGA!!! STOP ACTING LIKE THAT!!" AND IM LIKE "ACTING LIKE WHAT?! YO NIGGA IM WET AND ON MAD DRUGS, IM ABOUT TO KNOCK OUT YOUR FRONT ROW" QUES THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS...JB AND JAY SLID OFF WITH THAT DIRTBAG BITCH AND ME Q AND NASE JUMPED IN A CAB BACK TO THE BX, THE NEXT DAY JB TOLD ME THE BITCH WAS A CRILZHEAD AND HAD STEMS ALL OVER HER APARTMENT!! (WHICH SMELLED LIKE FEET) AND THAT SHE WAS A HOOKER!! TRUE STORY!! MY SON JAY RAN UP IN THAT!! AAAHHHH!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! YOU GOTTA HEAR IT FROM JB DOG, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.

 

 

MEROES

MLBCULT

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Feb 28 2005, 01:37 AM

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what about this guy MERO??

 

 

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what do you think about the suicide bombers who think they go to paradise when they blow themselves up....

 

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THAT DESERT STORM NIGGA LOOKS UDD WEIRD. I DONT KNOW IF ITS THE YELLOW ASS TEETH OR THE SUNBURN OR THE "I MOLEST JUNIOR HIGH BOYS" GRILL...I FEEL KINDA BAD SLAYING NIGGAS THAT ARE IN THE MILITARY BUT YO, I THINK THIS NIGGA IS IN IT JUST TO HOLLA AT YOUNG ARAB BOYS...GOOD LUCK BEING A TOWELHEAD P.O.W IF THIS NIGGA IS GUARDING YOU, YOU GETTING VIOLATED, EARLY. THAT NIGGA IS GONNA MAKE YOU PLAY WITH HIS CHEST HAIR WHILE YOU WEAR A PINK LEATHER CORSET...PAUSE! ll

 

AS FAR AS THE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO BLOW THEMSELVES UP FOR ALLAH SO THEY CAN GO TO PARADISE AND FUCK VIRGINS, GUESS WHAT NIGGA...THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT! ALLAH IS A FRONTIN ASS NIGGA! I BET THIS DUMB HERB BLEW HIS SHIT ALL OVER THE 99 CENT A-RAB STORE, AND WHEN HE DIED HE WAS JUST DEAD, AND ALLAH WAS LIKE "SIKE BITCH! HAHA! NO VIRGINS OVER HERE NIGGA...I G'D THE SHIT OUTTA YOU B!" THEN HE LAUGHS MAD HARD AND LIGHTS UP A CIGGARETTE AND GIVES SATAN A HI FIVE WHILE HE GETS TO BLOW YOU UP IN SLOW MOTION FOR ETERNITY WHILE YOU GET STUNG BY A MILLION BEES WITH CANCER, AND IN THE BACKGROUND DJ CLUE IS SAYING "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" FOREVER...WITH THE ECHO AND SHIT.

 

 

M E R O E S

THATS WHAT

IT IS HOMIE.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Mar 3 2005, 02:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Mar 3 2005, 02:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cloner@Mar 1 2005, 10:38 PM

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MERO PLEASE..I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS BITCH.

 

MY DUDE, IF YOU USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS BITCH, THEN TELL THIS BITCH TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY FAILED "HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE A CORNY BITCH 101" I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN THAT BITCHES NOSE. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF CAMRON'S EARRINGS, AND IT AINT CUTE. ALSO THAT BITCH HAS SOME WEAK SAUCE TITTIES B, THOSE SHITS COME OUT FROM HIDING BEHIND THOSE KEVLAR PADS SHE GOT IN HER BRA AND THEY PROLLY LOOK LIKE LITTLE FAT MIDGET BANANAS WITH A DIESEL PINK NIPPLE ON THE END. I CANT FUCK WITH WACK TITTIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN A BITCH IS LEANING OVER HARD TRYING TO CREATE SOME CLEAVAGE AND HIDE HER TACO BELL GUT...COME ON BITCH, WE ALL KNOW THE SITUATION. YOU AINT GOTTA FRONT. IM UP ON YOU, AND SOON AS YOU STAND UP STRAIGHT THAT GUT PLOPS OUT AND YOUR TITTIES TURN INTO TWO HURT WHITE FLAPJACKS, I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE YOUR NIPPLES PIERCED CUZ THAT WOULD BE LIKE PUTTING A VERSACE TEACUP ON A MILKCRATE WITH PLYWOOD ON IT THAT YOU CALL A "COFFEE TABLE"...THIS BITCH IS LAAAAME! NEXT!

 

 

 

MEROESSSS

THE PUNISHA

GET CORRECT

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hah, yes..exactly what i wanted to hear.

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