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Originally posted by gatita

MEROOOOOOOO!

 

Biatch Im in PA aka Pennsyltucky, its all your toilets fault. Boy, if you got the shits that bad flush a couple of times while youre on the go, dont wait till after and clog that thing up.

 

Haha, I kid hun. But not... see you next Friday. ;)

 

:lol: I KNEW IT! I SHOULDA JUST LET MY SHIT OVERFLOW AND PAY ATTENTION YOU...DAMN...WORD ILL SEE YOU FRIDAY PIMPIN, YOUR TECHNIQUE MAY BE STRONG BUT MY DRAGON LIVER STYLE CAN WITHSTAND TWICE AS MUCH ALCOHOL! YOU KNOW YOUR FEELIN RIGHT WHEN YOUR ON THE RIDE HOME LOOKIN LIKE THIS :loopy2:

 

 

 

 

 

M E R O E .

UD VODKA

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED

o yea and arcel is a miserable bastard who doesnt like anyone who isnt into his emo lifestyle

I HEAR THAT 2B...THIS NIGGA IS A NERD...LOOK ARCEL, IM GONNA DO YOU A FAVOR MY NIGGA, HERE'S A LITTLE ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.

 

 

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M E R O E S

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

GLIK0/PULLIN THE BITCHES SHIRT OVER HER HEAD HOCKEY STYLE

 

YOU'RE IN BK ALOT RIGHT? WTF NIGGA LETS PAINT. HOLLA.

 

 

 

 

 

M E R O E

MLBTEAM.

 

No doubt man, Ill shout atcha next time im down.

 

And when 2blazzed gets off vacation we gotta set some shit up.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING UP? ITS 430 AM. WHATS GOIN ON? I FEEL LIKE ITS 5PM, THIS SHIT CANT BE GOOD. ITS BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I POSTED SOMETHING SO ONCE AGAIN IM GONNA GO WITH THE OLD QUESTION & ANSWER FORMAT...QUESTIONS? PROBLEMS WITH YOUR GIRL/DAD/CAT/GRADES?...DONT GET THAT FUCKING EQUATION? FORGOT HOW TO SPELL SOMETHING? WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE A SHANK OUT OF A CIGGARETTE FILTER? HOLLA AT ME. ITS WHAT IM HERE FOR, TO BENEFIT MANKIND. ALSO IF ANYONE HAS A MAGAZINE AND NEEDS A WRITER AND WANTS TO PAY ME, HOLLA, IM WITH IT...IM ALSO A PRO SURFER...I NEVER LEAVE A CHANNEL ON FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES...[ HAHA GET IT?! ]UNLESS ITS CELEBRITY BOXING, THAT SHIT IS THE JUMPOFF, PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONES SEEN THAT SHIT? WITH MANUTE BOL FIGHTING FRIDGE PERRY? AND SCREECH vs HORSHAK? CHYNA (THE WRESTLER BITCH) vs JOEY BUTAFUOUCO? COME ON NIGGA THATS QUALITY TELEVISION, JOEY B. TOOK IT TO THAT BITCH LIKE HE WAS FIGHTING ANOTHER GUIDO AT A BAR IN JERSEY, PUNCHING SHORTY IN THE THROAT AND ALL THAT! ON A SIDE NOTE, MY SISTER RECENTLY CAME HOME AND STARTED DOWNLOADING MUSIC, SO NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF MY RANDOM PLAYLIST ILL GET SOME SUPER FUGAZI SHIT LIKE JUST NOW MY SHIT WENT FROM "MOBB DEEP - ANIMAL INSTINCT" TO "CHINGY - ONE CALL AWAY"......YO BUT ON THE SUBJECT OF CHINGY...THIS NIGGA SAID "I DONT WANT NO BRAIN GURL GIMME A POP QUIZ" THAT SHIT IS CLASSIC, AND MAN IF YOU DONT LAUGH WHEN THAT NIGGA SAYS "PARTY IN TIMES SQUUR" THEN YOU HAVE A HEART OF STONE. ALOT OF RAPPERS SAY ALOT OF DUMB ASS SHIT WHEN THEY RAP. LIKE THAT WHOLE VERSE FOXY BROWN SPIT ON AFFIRMATIVE ACTION WHERE SHE DID ALL THAT FAULTY MATH, IM NOT NERDY ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY ADD EVERYTHING SHE SAID, BUT IM SURE ITS WRONG. NOREAGA IS THE KING OF SAYING DUMB SHIT, I WOULD START A THREAD ABOUT THAT BUT IM NOT EVEN GONNA DO THAT...LETS JUST SAY THE NIGGA SAID "CATCH ME WIT A TELETUBBY HOLDIN MY GAT" AND ON THAT NOTE IM CATCHIN FLIGHT...GET AT ME, YOU KNOW WHERE IM AT. 100.

 

 

 

MR. MEROE MLBC

ONE CALL AWAY!!

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... a MERO advice column... best thread in a while...

 

i don't got no questions, i just wanna know your comments on these pictures...

 

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Yo Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroh!!

 

Ill give you a call tomorrow during the day, let you know what the deal is. Tomorrow is NOT Gatita the DJ night thou, remember that. Tomorrow is get wastey in ABC City and act a'fool night.

 

Oh speaking of, all you NYC crackers better find out the deal and go Augt 27 to see your fellow 12oz'er dj. All the cool kids are going... right Mero? :D ;)

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Re: Re: SERIOUSLY B.

 

Originally posted by TheoHuxtab|e

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... a MERO advice column... best thread in a while...

 

i don't got no questions, i just wanna know your comments on these pictures...

 

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GUY WITH BEER: WASSUP NIGGAS!!! HOLLAAAAA!!! TYLER IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HIDDOUSE!!!! BEANIE GUY:HEY WHAT THE FUCK MAN, HOWCOME YOUR DRINK HAS THUG WIGGER JUICE AND MINE DOESNT?!

 

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WHEN I ASKED THIS GUY WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING HIS ASS PLUGGED BY 2 BIG BLACK GUYS, HE JUST MAD THAT STUPID FACE AND HELD UP THAT FLYER.

 

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THIS NIGGA IS AN IDIOT AND SHOULD BE STABBED WITH A MILLION FORKS FOR WEARING THAT STUPID ASS TSHIRT, AND THE FUGAZE WITH HIM HAS A REALLY CORNY GAY INMATE TAT, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE HIS EXBOYFRIEND IS PUERTO RICAN. P.S. EYELINER IS FOR WOMEN, FAG

 

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FAT VETERAN NIGGAS GET PRESCRIBED MAD PAINKILLERS AND ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THEY LIVE AT HOME WITH NO PEOPLE AND 35 CATS. THEY WALK AROUND L.A. DRESSED LIKE OLD LESBIANS ALL DAY THINKING THEY'RE IN VIETNAM AND SHIT

 

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THIS IS THE MORTICIAN THAT EMBALMED MR. ROGERS WHEN HE DIED...HOW DO I KNOW? CUZ THE FUCKING OLD FAG STOLE HIS CARDIGAN.

 

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BITCH?! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FUCKING ORPHAN? DID ANDRE 3000 HAVE A YARD SALE WHERE HE SOLD ALL HIS STUFF THAT HE THOUGHT WAS TOO UGLY/CORNY/GAY? LOOK WHERE YOU'RE AT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU AINT ON HOUSTON STREET, YOUR IN THE FUCKING SUBURBS OF QUEENS, GODDAMN, GO JUMP OFF THE TOP OF YOUR GARAGE INTO A PILE OF JAGGED ROCKS

 

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THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE GOVERNMENT TODAY, INSTEAD OF PUTTING MONEY TOWARDS WORTHWHILE SHIT, NIGGAS ARE DOING THIS...NOW 2 KIDS IN THE HOOD WILL NEVER LEARN HOW TO USE A COMPUTER...SO THESE HOMOS CAN RIDE AROUND ON BIG ASS OLDSCHOOL LAWN MOWER SCOOTER THINGS

 

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WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS THE NEW COCACOLA AD CAMPAIGN? THAT BITCHES NAILS LOOK LIKE SHE DUG HERSELF OUTTA HER GRAVE WITH HER BARE HANDS! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? GET OFF THAT DOPE! YOU KNOW YOUR A FUCKING CRACKHEAD WHEN YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU STYLE IT WITH CRISCO AND DIRT.

 

 

SOMEONE GIMME A JOB MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.

 

 

M E R O E.

TOO EASY

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Originally posted by gatita

Yo Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroh!!

 

Ill give you a call tomorrow during the day, let you know what the deal is. Tomorrow is NOT Gatita the DJ night thou, remember that. Tomorrow is get wastey in ABC City and act a'fool night.

 

Oh speaking of, all you NYC crackers better find out the deal and go Augt 27 to see your fellow 12oz'er dj. All the cool kids are going... right Mero? :D ;)

 

IM WITH IT HOMEY, DONT PUKE ON ME! OH I FIXED MY TOILET...I THINK.

 

 

 

KOOL KID MEROE

SINCE 198THREE.

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^:lol: :lol:

 

damn...i fucking had tears in my eyes.

 

all of 'em were hilarious but here are some highlights:

 

"THEY WALK AROUND L.A. DRESSED LIKE OLD LESBIANS ALL DAY THINKING THEY'RE IN VIETNAM AND SHIT"

 

"BITCH?! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FUCKING ORPHAN? DID ANDRE 3000 HAVE A YARD SALE..."

 

"YOU KNOW YOUR A FUCKING CRACKHEAD WHEN YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU STYLE IT WITH CRISCO AND DIRT."

 

"THIS IS THE MORTICIAN THAT EMBALMED MR. ROGERS WHEN HE DIED"

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Forreal though...

 

you should send those to vice.

if you make them laugh, they could send you coke or a hooker.

you know they have the inside track to lots of both.

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