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Played out Before you even see it...

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Nothing is worse than an over-hyped movie. I hate commercials for a flick that show all the supposed big laugh scenes which are aired about a month before the movies released. Let's look at some examples....

 

Without a Paddle: Ha ha ha.....huddling together naked in a cave during a rainstorm, tree falls on backwoods rednecks, going over a tall waterfall and "Mmmmmmm....squirrel."

Kill yourselves now B-List jackfucks

 

Little Black Book: Brittney "fifteen minutes" Murphy beats up phone with a hockey stick and then trumpets her feminine womanness.

Sentence: death by battery acid dousche

 

Alien vs Predator: wow....aliens storming the mayan pyramid.....again. Predator gets faced scratched by Alien.........again. Humans firing guns at something.....again.

Sentence: director skinned alive for fucking this franchise up/PG-13 rating

 

but whatever......you know a movie is going to be shit if you see more than one money shot scene in the previews.

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Guest 455

The only way I'm actually going to see those movies is if I'm at some random house party drunk as fuck watching the fuzzy TV screen while the movie is playing in the DVD player----or if I hook up with a broad and am drinking a gallon of Rossi in the back row----ya dig?

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Originally posted by 455

The only way I'm actually going to see those movies is if I'm at some random house party drunk as fuck watching the fuzzy TV screen while the movie is playing in the DVD player----or if I hook up with a broad and am drinking a gallon of Rossi in the back row----ya dig?

 

dude, bro no way.

 

The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it.

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more pissed off then played out I went and seen "maria falling from grace" the other day and i thought it was going ta be real good, it got a real good write up and all but i guess that they forgot to tell you it was a subtitle flick still a good movie but be forworned there are subtitles....:o

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Originally posted by slave_one

you know what i hate more?

 

paying $10 to see a movie.

 

i can still afford it, but that's a lot.

and if the movie sucks you're out of $10 and an hour and a half of your time

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Originally posted by Glik0

Do something about it then.

 

Oh, thought so.

I would but I don't hold a seat on the marketing team(s) that were behind these movies.

 

Maybe your rich uncle can do something?

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Originally posted by Glik0

dude, bro no way.

 

The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Glik0

dude, bro no way.

 

The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it.

 

naw man......I'll have a car load of fine Latino chicks with tattoos and we'll be getting lifted and taking turns burning lines off each others backs at a deserted drive-in with the movie playing on the big screen...hahaha......I don't think I can beat your scenerio though...Glik0..you what I'm sayin' brah...like fuckin' a clay.

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Originally posted by LENS

I would but I don't hold a seat on the marketing team(s) that were behind these movies.

 

Maybe your rich uncle can do something?

 

Oh, ok.

 

Dont you have some kind of war to protest you pseudo modern age hippie?

 

Also, you forgot to squeeze in the fact that youre dating an asian girl into your post.

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Originally posted by Glik0

Oh, ok.

 

Dont you have some kind of war to protest you pseudo modern age hippie?

 

Also, you forgot to squeeze in the fact that youre dating an asian girl into your post.

 

I never made any claims of being a hippie aside from that i pissed one off the other day

 

Oh right....

 

I date a full chinese girl, aged 25 years, athletic build, B cup, cherry red hair with blonde streaks, piercings, infectious giggle and excellent taste in clothing. great sex to boot.

 

Happy now Glik0?

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Round three *DING!*

 

I hate the same things as LENS when it comes to movies and I share his taste in women to boot.

 

Glik0 is the 10-years-older-than-the-rest-of-us angry guy waiting to call us both son and then feeling uber superior.

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^^^damn!!!!

 

i always use my college id card at the movie even though that shit's like 4 years old

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Try ten years younger.

 

Shouldnt you be playing soccer some where?

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Originally posted by Glik0

Try ten years younger.

 

Shouldnt you be playing soccer some where?

 

Shouldn't you be building a fort out of sofa cushions somewhere? Tease2 my ass.

 

 

Ah Europe, good to see great minds think alike

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Originally posted by Glik0

dude, bro no way.

 

The ONLY WAY im seeing this movie is mackin on two fly ASIAN hoes, drinking gallons of grey goose, blowing lines off one chicks hot tight ASIAN ass, making omellettes, catching mad drippy marker tags on my cool friends awesome party house, fighting 4 black dudes, rocking etch tags in the back row of the movie theater that I got into for free because I racked it.

 

same for me.

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Good to see your scrawny ass can grip to his ballsack like boxer lint.

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Originally posted by Glik0

Good to see your scrawny ass can grip to his ballsack like boxer lint.

Not as well as your lips do to your dealers boot tips.

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Glik0, give it a rest...

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Originally posted by slave_one

you know what i hate more?

 

paying $10 to see a movie.

 

i can still afford it, but that's a lot.

 

£8.50 at my local cinema. fucking disgrace :mad:

 

anyway, hellboy STILL hasn't come out in britain, and won't until september 2nd, at which time I'll be out of the country :(

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Originally posted by can of worms

£8.50 at my local cinema. fucking disgrace :mad:

 

anyway, hellboy STILL hasn't come out in britain, and won't until september 2nd, at which time I'll be out of the country :(

 

HellBoy was another film they hyped the shit out of and for that reason i refused to see it in the theater. However, i was amped on it when it came to DVD. The H.P. Lovecraft undertones were the sickness....

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Anchor Man showed all the (few) funny parts..

went to see it expecting so much from ferell, but "ehh:o" is the rating i give it.

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