Smart Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 My buddy is a nurse, and one day he was preping a patient for surgery and the other nurse had to give the guy a catheder, after a few seconds of fiddling with the patients dick he called Scott over and said "What's wrong with this picture?".. the guys head had NO HOLE, just a smooth helmet... so, uh... then the patient, who should be pretty much legally dead from the sedatives says "I'm not a freak!!!"... and after guiding him thru some drunk talk they found the urethra hole in the side of the poor guys jimmy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 my god Smart, thats awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted October 14, 2001 Share Posted October 14, 2001 Damn..my condolences ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 14, 2001 Share Posted October 14, 2001 at least it ain't my joint some people are just born fucked up I guess... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 There are some kids on this board that need this information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 boners make your brain bigger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT [bI can just hear a group of girlfriends, walking past some dude on the street, "did you see how big his testicles were?" "Girl you better, get over there and talk to that boy." "Ummmm hmmmm, how come _______ always gets the dudes with big testicles." "I don't know sister...." [/b] what the hell do large balls have to do with anything, girls want a large dick......and i am always happy to help them out. i'm not tying mine up or anything yet though. and girls are just as obsessed about thier boobs as guys..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart My buddy is a nurse, and one day he was preping a patient for surgery and the other nurse had to give the guy a catheder, after a few seconds of fiddling with the patients dick he called Scott over and said "What's wrong with this picture?".. the guys head had NO HOLE, just a smooth helmet... so, uh... then the patient, who should be pretty much legally dead from the sedatives says "I'm not a freak!!!"... and after guiding him thru some drunk talk they found the urethra hole in the side of the poor guys jimmy... lol, that's fucked straight up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 dude if you think about all the fucked up shit that could be wrong with our bodies im glad im normal haha i mean i could of been born with one leg or a penis with a pee hole on the side or one tesitcle.... thank god for being normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Re: hahahaha Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush hahaha, funny shit:crazy: umm, the Fact were the 16th century ladies grew their pubic hair really really long and pomaded it???? GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS. Thank god shaving pubes is the in thing to do! Imagine all that greasy pomade (i'm assuming its the same as the hair product i use sometimes),...all that greasyness within a jungle of Crotch hair!!???!! YUCK:spent: p.s. these simlies are fun imagine eating that shit out after a hot day in summer with no bath for a year...16 century style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 quote from Roots Manuva after winning some UK music award. This is just great! It's better than sex...... outside sex.... in the cold. yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by WALE!pd dude if you think about all the fucked up shit that could be wrong with our bodies im glad im normal haha i mean i could of been born with one leg or a penis with a pee hole on the side or one tesitcle.... thank god for being normal couldn't have said it better myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up ! I thought a blow job was actually where a girl blew cold air onto a dick. actually this is part of a blow job...and its kinda the correct term...if feels great when ur partner drinks really warm tea and sucks on ur penis... then sticks bits of ice in her mouth and blows on it... its the best feeling in the world! wonder if your penis was too big, and you got a boner, you would faint cause you would have ashortage of blood to your brain. <span style='color:darkblue'>actually there was a case where my friend had to go to the emergancy room for having a 11 inch penis and taking viagra.. it kept it surgin for hours and he finally fainted from the blood lost to his brain.... "true story"</span> and out of the 529 postions in the kama sutra.. i've tired 238 in the past year and a half...yes i keep count... my ladies a sex fiend... what can i say...something new every day/noon/night....:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 You mother fuckers are sleeping on these infos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Originally posted by WALE!pd dude if you think about all the fucked up shit that could be wrong with our bodies im glad im normal haha i mean i could of been born with one leg or a penis with a pee hole on the side or one tesitcle.... thank god for being normal true dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 :yawn: like WUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 your mind must be running rampant with homosexual references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Hi tease.... what's up lately? Anything... oh, I see, you're more of a homo now than you were back then.... well, how's that working for you... Being a homo? TnEeArSdE Oner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Originally posted by jesus saves YOUR MIND IS RUNNNING RAMPANT WITH THUOGHTS INVOLVING 5-SPEED DILDOS AND GARY COLEMAN TIED TO A STICK your the one who brought it up, i cant help it if its in their now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 emo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Krylon 2 your getting really annoying emo kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Its like the support groups in fight club.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 How dare you compare it to fight club.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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