slave_one Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Originally posted by the_gooch the_gooch got caught jerking off when he was 13 by his dad :o the_gooch once got his braces caught in a girls bra when they were hooking up :o too hilarious gooch...that was such an american pie moment...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 If you toss a 5 cent piece 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. Like fingerprints everyone’s tongue print is different. The average women eats 20kg of lipstick in her life.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 no no, third semester calculus was invented by the devil. Whom also created 3dimensional graphing of helixes. FACT: Chupa's and my band was once rated the number one band in its genre on myspace.com ahhh i havent taken third semester yet. this was my second semester calculus i am taking a break from it anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I ate 3 pigeons last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 The human body generally lives on the rule of 2's. 2 minutes without air, 2 days without water and 2 weeks without food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro I ate 3 pigeons last night. My venus fly trap caught 3 flies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 ^Hahahaha, you just reminded me of something ridiculous I did on the 4th of July... I smoked a fairly large hawk moth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 it has caught some spiders too. oh, how i love my carnivorous plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 The video on this wesite is funny.. http://whitehousewest.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I ate too much at the chinese buffet. I now feel like I am going to explode...but not before I take a nap. ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 ^that's gross. i loved calculus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 i have a lot of work to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 ~I have a piece of pencil lead stuck in my arm since i was 10 yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I just made macaroni and ate it way too fast. I am going to bring my dog outside now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Originally posted by hail The average women eats 20kg of lipstick in her life.:yum: One woman can ingest up to 4 pounds of lipstick in a lifetime. Synthetic dyes derived from aluminum (Lakes colors) and coal tar can be absorbed into our bodies and stored in our organs and fatty tissues. For the sensitive individual, the use of coal tar colors is said to cause such symptoms as nausea, headaches, skin problems, fatigue, mood swings, or other allergic symptoms. Coal tar dyes have produced cancer in laboratory animals. Certain types of artificial dyes, lanolin, and added fragrances in lipstick can cause drying and cracking of the lips. A condition called cheilitis, dermatitis of the lips, can occur due to an allergic reaction to lip products since the skin of the lips is quite thin. Some believe that BHA, a commonly used preservative in lipsticks, is carcinogenic and should be avoided. The cosmetic industry will not tell you that some of the ingredients used in its products are health hazards. But this is no reason to be uninformed. No one wants to be at risk for allergic reactions, irritations, dermatitis, and cancer. lipstick causes cancer :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 so how much lipstick do guys end up ingesting? second hand lipstick also causes cancer. <---- lucky...because my woman's lips are naturally beeeyoooTeefuuul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 something devilush pasted onto one of her zines: 9 number of days a cockroach can live without its head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 ^^^^the ONLY reason they eventually die is because they can't ingest food without the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one something devilush pasted onto one of her zines: 9 number of days a cockroach can live without its head. ha. wow you really are reading them at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Tu madre tiene un bigote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Bush is and will forever be a fagget ....FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist ~I have a piece of pencil lead stuck in my arm since i was 10 yo I stabbed a kid in the head with a pencil in grade 3. Its a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist http://www.szgdocent.org/pp/p-glada1.jpg'> this monkey is holding his pink cock! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 ^ haha In the United States, you are more likely to be killed by a bee sting than a shark attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% lipstick causes cancer :( word, good thing the wifey's into Oh naturale' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 uh oh D - S - L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Interesting personal fact... A family member is a major league pitcher and participated in the 2002 allstar game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo I stabbed a kid in the head with a pencil in grade 3. Its a fact. i was stabbed in the hand in grade 3 with a pencil. The declaration of independence was signed in august not on july 4th.... it was written on j4.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Personal Fact/ Family Related: One of my uncles, long since dead was the main writer for I Love Lucy. *He also had a glass eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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