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hah what a great mission to go on. anyway heres a few facts..

 

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

 

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

 

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

 

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

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32% of sexual acts occur on a washer and dryer

 

"mr owl ate my metal worm" spelled backwords is "mr owl ate my metal worm"

same with "race car"

 

the chances of you falling out of bed and dying as a result of the fall are higher than your chances of winning the lottery

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Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK

I JUST GOT HOME FROM A TEN AND A HALF HOUR SHIFT AT SUBWAY. AND IM TIRED.

 

 

why didnt you just get some subway salads to throw?

 

 

 

 

fact: christopher has a freakishly large penis.

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*titi monkeys tail twine like humans hold hands

http://www.szgdocent.org/pp/p-cebid3.jpg'>

 

*de brazza monkeys use their facial colors to signal codes to one another via movement (all guenons, for that matter)

http://zoo.isnet.ru/animals/primat/brazza.jpg'>

 

*baboons don't yawn b/c their tired, they yawn to show off their impressive canines and establish their heirarchy/territory

http://www.primate.or.kr/gallery/Primates/monkeys/baboons/Baboon%20Yawn.jpg'>

 

*orangutan males are the most solitary of all apes, spending most of their lives alone

http://www.d.umn.edu/cla/faculty/troufs/images/orang1.jpg'>

 

*bonobos participate in G-G rubbing (genital to genital) when their excited for whatever reason.

http://www.unl.edu/rhames/bonobo/sci-bonobo-ape_4.jpg'>

 

they are also the closest human relative

http://www.animalpeoplenews.org/gifs/bonobo.jpg'>

 

 

 

~I was born with pierced ears.

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Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!

 

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

 

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

 

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!

 

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

 

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!

 

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

 

The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!

 

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

 

A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!

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Originally posted by sarahyoulose

*"coke" is the most widely recognised word in all the nations

*followed by "ok"

*1 in 3 americans is considered obese

* the derivitive of sin x is cos x

*calculus was invented by THE DEVIL... bah.

* i had my calculus final today

 

no no, third semester calculus was invented by the devil.

 

Whom also created 3dimensional graphing of helixes.

 

 

FACT: Chupa's and my band was once rated the number one band in its genre on myspace.com

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Originally posted by beer me

thats bullshit.. i got that mcdonalds step counter and i never even come remotley close to that..... BO URNS

 

i tried that thing .. it didnt work right it counted 1 step when i already walked 4 .. :confused:

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facts about: the_gooch

 

 

the_gooch has man breasts

 

the_gooch is REALLY in debt

 

the_gooch likes to sleep

 

the_gooch misses his ex g/f

 

the_gooch is a slacker

 

the_gooch is obviously self absorbed for stating all facts about himself

 

the_gooch got caught jerking off when he was 13 by his dad :o

 

the_gooch once got his braces caught in a girls bra when they were hooking up :o

 

 

yeah that's about it.

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