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well, when i watch porn...the guys seem like it never gets old..

 

im not saying i would do it but

getting paid to fuck sounds awful tempting

 

my problem would be having to bang a not so hot chic and having to eat her out like i loved it..i wont just eat any girl out anyways so to have to do that on que might be tough...but hey..thats why they get paid the big bucks right?

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Originally posted by the_gooch

i already am a pornstar

 

you may have seen in some of the following:

 

kool hand gooch

the 5 sisters of mary palm

selflove vol. 1-29

romancing my bone

the two handed jack hammer

pictures of your mom (a love story)

balls of steel

fist of fury

 

 

HAHA I GET IT!

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I have a friend who works in the porn industry as a runner.

She landed the job by accident and thought, hey why not?!

Anyway she said she was on set and it was a girl on girl scene, one was going down on the other. The one licking said:

"Shit, I think you are on..."

 

And the other one said:

"Nah, the doctor said that might happen, I had an abortion yesterday"

 

/True story

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TCL: i think the notion of masturbating furiously is hilarious

GLK(12:25:26 AM): HAHAH what the fuck

GLK(12:25:29 AM): like going so fast

GLK (12:25:35 AM): youre punching yourself in the crotch

TCL (12:25:42 AM): yeah

TCL (12:25:47 AM): how funny is that

TCL (12:26:15 AM): turbo masturbation

GLK (12:26:20 AM): HAHAHA

GLK (12:26:32 AM): its like you and your balls got into a fight

GLK (12:26:35 AM): and youre trying to hit them

GLK (12:26:38 AM): but your penis is just in the way

TCL (12:27:00 AM): exactly

TCL (12:27:04 AM): and youre trying to rip it off

TCL (12:27:08 AM): furiously

TCL (12:27:11 AM): so that you can get a shot at your nuts

GLK (12:27:17 AM): haha

TCL (12:30:25 AM): ive always thought that was a funny concept

TCL (12:30:30 AM): to masturbate furiously

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i guess being a guy in the industry wouldnt be that bad, but they tell you how to fuck and all that, you have like 8 people watching you fuck and some asshole director like "ok, and now go into doggy for a minute... ok and now reverse cowgirl.... ok.. and now." That shit would be so annoying. I have a buddy of mines girl, who does alot of catering for the sets in the adult industry and she told me alot about it.

Theres nothing sexual about alot of it. It really is a job and none of the girls really enjoy it. Not to mention that that shit really is exploitive of women. Alot of the time the director of a gang bang or a double penetration will tell the girls agent its like a one on one classy nice scene , and when the girl goes there she gets told its a gang bang or whatever. And say shes counting on that money for rent, or whatever. If she leaves theyll get some one else to do it. so it looks like shes geting fucked in the ass by 8 dudes. shit is like a normal occurence. I try not to think about that when im watching porn.

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft

my problem would be having to bang a not so hot chic and having to eat her out like i loved it..

haha.

think about the girls who give all those nasty guys head.

they rarely are having sex with some extremely good looking guy.

And if they are ok looking, their certainly not on the same level as the girl! Thats the prob with porn...when i watch it i can totally tell the girls are faking it for the most part.

all about the $$$

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

And if they are ok looking, their certainly not on the same level as the girl!

 

[chauvanist]Hell yeah, that's the difference between guys and girls. Our dignity means something.[/chauvanist]

 

Attention, money and praise and all they have to do is spread? Shit, that's what 45% of females are after anyway.

 

That's right I said it.

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some pornstar girls arent very attractive. I really wouldn't like to touch some of them at all.... but then again I think it was ron jeremy who said something like it's extremely difficult and frustrating to work with a hot beautiful woman that you'd really wanna bang in real life, because she's constantly making you cum on the set but there are so many scenes and positions etc. that you can't let it go... after all you're supposed to cum on her face with a decent load by the end of the day

 

i dunno

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Originally posted by THE CORONER

naw i wouldnt plus a lotta girls get weirded out when u say ur a pornstar...

 

yea true

i was watching family business which is about seymour butts and, yeah, watching him trying to get dates after he tells them his porn name turns out horribly

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ugh i couldnt be a pornstar.. in bed with my boyfriend and husband all night..im down for the kinky..but with random people..day after day....*gag*..fucking disgusting...shit would be banged up..

 

that one chick..that got gangbanged by over..i forgot how many..but a ridicilous amount.. and she was crying and they had to put ice and shit on her cooch.. she just wanted to win the title..fucking retarded..

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