Robin Hood Robbin Rich Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 i was climbing what looked like a bunch of pieces of wood to get to the roof of this place, suddenly all the wood started to fall with me on it, little did i know the wood was like walls and a ceiling for this bumbs house and i broke the whole thing and landed on him while he was sleeping, all i heard was a scream, that shit scared the fuck out of me, i thought i killed him, dude was like, "get the fuck off of me!".....i felt bad i hurricane katrina'd his crib, but then i couldnt get to the spot, so we were both mad as hell...oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 one time me and a few guys from my crew were walking up this canal to go and do some pieces when this fucking guy starts asking us if we have paint so he can paint his car. never admit that u have paint on u, that way they can search youfucking stupid ass undercover cops. you'll never catch me!!! again, that is... nothing strange or crazy, but i hate cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNSOE Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 one time me and a few guys from my crew were walking up this canal to go and do some pieces when this fucking guy starts asking us if we have paint so he can paint his car. never admit that u have paint on u, that way they can search youfucking stupid ass undercover cops. you'll never catch me!!! again, that is... nothing strange or crazy, but i hate cops. i feel dumber for having read that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAWoNe Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 i was climbing what looked like a bunch of pieces of wood to get to the roof of this place, suddenly all the wood started to fall with me on it, little did i know the wood was like walls and a ceiling for this bumbs house and i broke the whole thing and landed on him while he was sleeping, all i heard was a scream, that shit scared the fuck out of me, i thought i killed him, dude was like, "get the fuck off of me!".....i felt bad i hurricane katrina'd his crib, but then i couldnt get to the spot, so we were both mad as hell...oh well i just laughed for about a minute straight, hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAWoNe Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I was tryin to get up on the interstate from under a bridge and there was a bum passed out where he usually was but i still got kinda shook right. So i have to step over him to get to the highway and climb up the side of the bridge n i see him lookin at me and there was about 100 crinkly ass loose porno pages floatin around and i just laughed and walked away. As i kept walkin i saw more dirty ass loose wet pages and i looked at one on the ground it was all like fat pregnant bitches. oh man i didnt know whether to laugh and rag on homes or just vomit, shit was ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlutHumper Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 when i was in queens ( alone and on dust might i add) i saw a shoot out between two groups of like 4 dudes. that was really fun another time two of my homies were doing whole cars on autoracks and this trans sexual meth head was jacking off inside the car we were rollling.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 One time dude,i was painting this ill abandon buidling right off some tracks and shit,i went in the basement after i was done,and there was a body of like a 10 year old girl rotted out,maggots etc,then across the room i heard a squish sound and there was a crackhead all bloody with his dick in a drain pipe fucking it crazy,screaming WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHEN I LOVE YOU,WHY WHY,YOU MAKE ME GO NUTS WHY DO YOU HATE ME,then he see's me and ask if i was an angel.i puked then ran the fuck out but i my way out i seen this door cracked open inside was random body parts nail into the walls,with this crackwhore with a whole human head in her pussy,there was chains dangling off the ceilings,with handcuffs.ripped open wired cages,birds with their head's missing.well i devolped my film from that place,there was a naked black midget in every photo,i swear he was not in them when i took them.i have not returned since. holy shit. if that was true i dont think i could sleep ever again. and id tell the fucking police. or u just made that shit up. if u did... you got problems dude.. major problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 holy shit. if that was true i dont think i could sleep ever again. and id tell the fucking police. or u just made that shit up. if u did... you got problems dude.. major problems come on, how old are you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 i was out in Hradec Kralove flikking some frsh double decker e2e in the summer when my mate and his girl start laughing real loud, some 1 armed bum had his trousers down with his dong out and was grunting and walkin towards me. I was so into the panels i forgot about it until the picture was posted on my myspace and shits dirty haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 whats a BLOKE? mate i havnt laughed so much for a LONG time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 then back home I saw a guy jump off a 8 story building and kill himself at like 3 am. that was pretty fucked up too. wish I had my video camera with me. didnt that fuck you up, ive turned away to shit like that as i new id be seeing it for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streethusla Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 was walking through this ally, and rolled up on a HUGE police raid...Damn shit was intense, guns drawn, snipers out, swat full uniform, crazy shit.. Like an episode of cops no joke. You know me the curious type dipped behind this dumpster to watch everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasphamey Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 besides the average crackhead junkie hiding or just nodding out by the spot. Me and this one kid I use to write with alot were hitting up a wall, and when we wnt to leave the exit was surrounded by 5 skunks. Was pretty weird and out of no where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dame. Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 yesterday i saw a shark in one of the cars at the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 yesterday i saw a shark in one of the cars at the yard. thats not even funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picard Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 me and the dudes were bombin downtown fences and street shit on a windy night, i was doing a throwup, i seen somethin moving out of the corner of my left eye, so i look up. it was a fucking eagle, flying against the wind, floating in mid air right next to me. i wish i put a sticker on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 not so much strange or crazy just funny one time me and two friends were driving through alleys stopping taggin then going back to his car then we went and painted at a secluded spot but we went back into the alleys and kep painting well we thaught we heard someone coming so we bolted to his car all hopped in and peeled out of the alleyway... right infront of a pig pattywagon and he flashed his lights and pulled us over i had paint between my legs and i was in the back. the cop pulls up along side us and motions to turn off the car, a second later the cop yells alittle louder and says "TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON WHILE DRIVING" and my friend turns his lights on and the cop leaves. still cant believe that happend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 haha nice one. lucky. latest story. I went out, saw some creepy eyes in a bush, looked like some guy watching me, i sat there for like 20 minutes. it was crazy, then i was slowly hiding my shit not making any noise. i got out from where i was hiding, ready maybe to be belted and done by an undercover. as i got closer i realised it was a piece of metal reflecting off moonlight. fkn piece of shit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
promnight Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 me and two of my boys were doing spots along the highway about 3 winters ago and it was snowing...maybe like 7 inches on the ground...my boys walking in front of me and all of a sudden we hear a scream (not his) and he falls backwards...a homeless dude pops up from under a cardboard blanket....i guess he had passed out before the snow got bad with this cardboard over him...and was completely covered...until he got stepped on by a bunch of scumbags...scared the shit out of us...so we pointed him over to the bridge down the street, and kept going to our spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 how cold was it out when you went painting..... just wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
androidx Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 ill story GOLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 hell yeah it was. and another funny ass story is that same night me and two friends pulled down an alley and wanted to write on the wall next to us but we couldnt open the doors and my friend (thinking on his feet) rolls down the window and starts to spray on the wall next to us then says "oh shit not enough room and the driver throws it in reverse and he keeps painting down the walll. The funny part is we thaught we heard something and so the driver peals off down the alley and the funny part is we made it to the end of the ally and it was a dead end and took us about 45 mins to back out of this narrow ass alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILE_ATX Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 thank you for specifying "the funny parts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 At around 2 am about a week or so ago I walked through a dark narrow alley and heard some odd squeeking sounds sort of like when you slide your hand down a balloon so I took a look into a smaller alley and in the middle of it some homeless guy is doing a blow up doll... and to top it he wouldnt let me join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
life WDS Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 haha nice stories. iight one time me and mi boi went to this abandond laundrymat, drunk as hell, to throw down a few throwies, and we just pulled the cans out, wen suddenly we heard a noise. lol, so i was yo go hide against that wall. well turns out the noise we heard was some old ass durty prostitute, and some big buff leather jacket guy, lookin like zack morris from saved by the bell, comes in, about to get throated by this bitch. so me and mi boi just started busted out laughin, and we left, shit was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I once saw a hobo jack off right in front of a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohype3 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 besides the average crackhead junkie hiding or just nodding out by the spot. Me and this one kid I use to write with alot were hitting up a wall, and when we wnt to leave the exit was surrounded by 5 skunks. Was pretty weird and out of no where. a crackhead nodding out? that is fucking crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 3 or 4 gooses(geese) crossing the street. real talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atxbomber Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 i was walkin around downtown once catchin some tags and what not,then i see some mother fucker running across the street limpin and shit stumblin,then about 3 big ass black fools came runnin across the street right after him.I chuckled cuz i know he probabley got the fuck beat out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I was catching a marker tag on a fire department pole and a cop car rolled right by my when i did it, i turned around the cop looks straight at me flared the siren and then drove away. I stood there for a second just like what the fuck? This was on new years too at like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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