sonabak Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 yyo i woz paintin in this chilled owt tunnel, it woz in the day but everyfing woz dark coz its a tunnel obviously.. and this white cat jumped owt ov no wer and scared the shit owt ov me!! so i kiked it up the ass and carried on my rollup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNR Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 um a cop that saw me out when i was a small little 12 year old painting and he didnt even care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 weird stuff? every writer out has seen at least one strange occurence. it's usually about midnite when i hit the lines, so there's always gonna be some random shit on the fly. i remember painting under this lil bridge on the f-line and seeing this old homeless guy, everyone in perth knows him, the old dude who walks everywhere, and i swear to god he was beating off. ha, i chuckled all the way home, homeless people are funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 wierdest thing was that a guy mixed his paint with coke(drug) and then took acid and then thought he was a bus then started speaking all donny thornberry then killed himself with his penis lol true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donut holes Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 hahaha the splinter cell thing is hilarious. me and my buddy were walking along this overpass and it has those square rails on the sides so we went and did a little handstyle(it was daytime), and this white truck goes by and i see it pull over into the turn lane and stop and this fat mexican guy comes out and he jogs in our direction kinda slowly, so were like wtf? and he changes direction and we noticed that he had a kiddie pool in the back of his truck and it flew out the back, so him and I cracked up and we ran out and grabbed it for him and he thanked us and he went out on his way. we went from vandal to good samaritan in like 10 seconds. pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vic_spitters Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 onetime i met up with this chick at like 3:30 am, me n my mate were walkin back from her house between jordanville n holmesglen stations in melbourne, n this dude comes outta no where n stands at the round about n we r about 300 metres away n we look away, n hes lying in the middle of the road jus like flat out, fully spread, and then we walk past n hes like dribbling, we rekn he had an overdose but we were too freaked to giv a fuck, gud fun tho, cunt diserved it for takin shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 ^^^^ or may have had an epilpetic fit and was lying in the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donut holes Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 or he had diabetes and he didnt monitor his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge, and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge' date=' and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left.[/quote'] holy shit! thats fucked up man... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge' date=' and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left.[/quote'] your not telling us about how you let him pee in your butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I was in this abandoned building once and like 5 bums come up to me and ask for money at once, half way through a fill, so i got, if you guys can fill this for me using this (ny skinny) in under a minute, ill give you all a dollar. Well my luck shit out that day, one of them used to write and he fuckin went at it and it came out not to shabby. but i was broke, so i gave them my hoody and was like "next time i come ill bring some cash." True story, i came back wit the money and like 3of them were there, including the old writer and i talked to him for like an hour, dude used to write KRAN 142. Funny hist. Another time i had a gay couple hit on me while i did a fill on this gay club facing the highway, they offered me like 150 to get in the car and i was like "naaah son, get the fuck outta here for i hum this paintcan at your shit" so they circled the block and as i finished one of the dudes goes "you better run you little fuck, i called the police on you" So i dipped. Didnt see one po though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. even if that's true....i could listen to this shit all day!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritoLay Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 one time this dude walked up to me and asked wanna fuck a chick.. i was with a small crew and we were all wearing black (never wear black, wear a color like dark brown or something lighter thats dark in the dark. so we didnt want trouble so we said let us take a look so he went and got his car so we booked it through a hole in the fence (lucky a hole was there) and he came buy and i saw him through the fence he had a gun in his hand.. he didnt see us so he just left.. i dont care if you believe or not it was scary :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 ^^^ what the fuck? my brain was left aching after reading that Did you make a decision to sleep during all your english classes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentone Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 i saw chuck norris pull a magician out of his hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 one time i was painting and i was wearing all black, and this retarded ass kid comes up to me and starts yapping about how i shouldnt wear black and i should wear brown then i hit him over the head with a paint can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 im willing to be 99% of these stories are bullshit. that is all. agreed, cosigned, and amened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reak2 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 man this one time i seen these to guy bums fuckin shit was perty gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIEF-WIGGUM Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I WAS IN LONDON ONE DAY NEAR THE LONDON EYE (THERES A LEGAL WALL THERE) AND I WAS 4 OF MY MATES FILLIN DUBS AND SUM CRAZY FUKED UP CHINESE MAN HOLDIND A POT HIMSELF LYK LALALA ME LOL (PORPAR CRAZY) N HE CAME OVER TO US SND S STILL SINGIN AND HE THREW A POT NOODLE AT MY MATE WE WERE LIKE WOT THE FUK R U DOIN N HE RAN AVAY GOING MEOW MEOWWWW AND THEN FELL RAWLEY WEN WE CHASED HIM HE STOPED AND STARTED DOING ALL THIS KUNG FU SHIT AND DUKKIN UP N DOWN AND TOUCHNG HIM SELF WE JUS WENT BAK TO THE WALL N WE NEVA SAW HIM AGEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\(SIN)/[again] Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ^^^^^^ Ummm...... what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Somethin about him and his four friends playin with each other's balls, and an asian guy through his noodle in the mix...er...somethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Somethin about him and his four friends playin each other's balls...then an asian guy through his noodle in the mix...er...thats all i got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Strait Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 New Years eve new millenium, I was pulling off a New Years Y2K whole car in an industry freight lay up when a car pulls up and it was a transvestite changing from his man clothes to his female clothes. Shit tripped me the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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