tango 24 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^^have you never watched any porn at all? gangbangs and bukkake party's are where its at mang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 lol. dude, hes probably like 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Hes all like "bukkake?" Im sure he has like 100298 bideos of it downloaded in a hidden file from his parents, but he dosent know what its called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 WOW. the thing that caught my attention the most was how exact the number of porno vids was......Do u have something to tell us qwerty? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I just read a news article about this kid who got run over by some guy for painting.. the guy who ran him over is being charged with attempted manslaughter for running him over in his car then beating his ass after words.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroy All Lines Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 my friend and I were in this tunnel and there was a passed out bum like 40 feet ahead of us. my friend made a joke about messin with the bum, and when we were walkin by his passed out ass, he all of a sudden jumped up right in front of us and yelled " BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS" and whipped out a shank. my friend kicked him in the ribs and we bounced. that poor bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Haha i have a good bum story, off topic of bombing though. We were walking down AMTRAK (like 4 of us) and we see this bum sleeping like 10 or so feet from the tracks behind a concrete pole. So we did the logical thing, and threw rocks at the cracked out bum. He stands up, makes a "WTF?" arm motion, then starts comin at us. So we all look at each other like "is this dude serious?" so i pull out a butterfly and some brass knuckles and all my boys pull knives, and he turns around and runs full speed and trips on the fuckin tracks and smacks his teeth into the other track. He stands up, spits out a few teeth (probably all he had left) and keeps running. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necrok Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 i was walking in oakland (pgh) on my way to the "o" to grab some eats, while drunk off my ass. right on the main drag, theres a bum under a blanket waxing his meat "i could tell by the motion of the blanket". i had a can of harbor blue shoved down my belt, and on the way back from some cheezy fries, dude had finished and fell asleep. so i bust a fat tag on the back side of his blanket. i get to the 3r'd letter and am like "wait, im writing on a dude". i finish, underline, and walk home braging to every other drunk person who saw me yea i did it!. (drunk people outside of bars liek seeing bums get hit up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Wow. Your my hero. I wish i could make up shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Ive seen a paint can while bombing is that crazy or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Well it would be crazy if you were in a wheelchair, and the can was like across a train depot, and u like, jumped the fence with your wheelchair, did some full sik style skillz to get across the tracks, started dropin a bomb, and THEN saw the paint can. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stever Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 some chick walking down the road singing some fucked up song about...3am.she saw us stoped walked back then stoped walked towards us,stoped jumped over this fence into a feild she was spining around and doing rollie pollies on the ground and fucked up shit,she then jumped over the fence again walked closer,stoped walked back thencrossed the road walkd past us on the other side of the road (still singing aloud) then crossed back on to our side of the road then ran away. heps of other buzzy shit aswell but im gona crash. peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necrok Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Wow. Your my hero. I wish i could make up shit like that. ...yea, so do i. any herb who has time to type away on his moms computer all day making three hundred and twenty some odd posts probably wouldnt believe it. thanks for letting me be your hero. im gonna go Not be on the internet, have fun kiddies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Well it would be crazy if you were in a wheelchair, and the can was like across a train depot, and u like, jumped the fence with your wheelchair, did some full sik style skillz to get across the tracks, started dropin a bomb, and THEN saw the paint can. lol Actually i was in a wheel chair bustin mad flairs on the sidewalk when it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 ...yea, so do i. any herb who has time to type away on his moms computer all day making three hundred and twenty some odd posts probably wouldnt believe it. thanks for letting me be your hero. im gonna go Not be on the internet, have fun kiddies! Your mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Actually i was in a wheel chair bustin mad flairs on the sidewalk when it happened. Mad cunt. Chair styles to the max bruz. :lol: I tried to windmill with a wheel chair, just didnt have the skillz. Funny thing is, when i tried it, i had cans in the back pouch where i keep shit, and they all fell out, and there was a coppa there. He's like "oi, what are you doing with those cans". And im like "What does it look like, busting some wheel chair styles, and gonna go for a bomb in my wheelchair". The cop obviously thought i was retarded, so i busted some wheel chair styels on his arse. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 oh jeez ahahah^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DissidenT- Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Ok, enough with the fake shit, heres someything thats fuckin true, seriously... I saw a fucking ghost man!! About a year ago I was out on saturday morning like at 1:00 am. I left around 11 and got to my spot at midnight. So I get there, its a wall about 1 story high, if im facing it, there is a bunch of bushes to my left, kind of covering up a door to an abandoned shed, next to the bushes, to my left/behind there is a fence, directly behind me about 6 feet is another wall which goes the other way and touches the fence, but the fence post is bent a little which leaves a 6 inch gap bitween it and the wall (this is important for later on), to my right is about 30 feet of gravel and a few more trees/ bushes and then a small, not very much used road. Now, the shed thats on my left, also about 1 story high, flat roof, concrete, im sitting on top of it, waiting for these people who are doing some kinda business to leave from where they are standing about 10 feet to the right of my wall. I wait for about a half hour, they go. and then I wait a little longer to make sure. In the meantime, I start to get organized, fat caps in right pocket, thins in left, its also pretty cold so I slip on some gloves. So now its like 1:00, Im zipping up my backpack and about to jump down when I just look up all of a sudden, for no reason at all, an see this white blob, about the size of a seagle or something, move about waste high, in a perfectly straight altitude line, 3 feet from the ground and go right through that 6 inch gap between the fence and the wall. it was totally silent too, so I don't even know why I looked up, I didnt hear a thing, it was to my left, everything was dark as fuck (no streetlights anywhere near) and I dont know why I looked up, but I did. It happend in a split second, and moving really fast. The first thing i thought was it was a person wearing dark pants and a white t-shirt run across, but theres no way anyone could have ran through that 6 inch gap at that speed, anyway, it was hella fast. It couldnt have been a cat cus then it would have to be flying the whole way, and if it was a seagle then what the fuck would it be doing flying around 3 feet from the ground in the middle of the night, in the middle of the city, and fly vertical through this gap. also it didnt make a single sound, totally silent! So i dont know what the fuck it was. and im sitting there breathing all hard, heart pounding and paralized trying to think of an explanation. I sit there for a while longer, eventually my balls expand back to normal size from there "shrinking" stage, and I jump down... [skipping ahead] ...I finish my piece, pack up and start to head back home. Across the fence is about 10 feet of tall grass, but before the grass starts, theres a small pile of small boulders, (size of my fist, or a human head) that are all piled up (when you walk over it they all rub against each other and make a grinding sound of rocks grinding together...) but scatterd all over the place in the grass are a bunch of garbage pipes, garbage cans/lids, and a big pit about 5 feet deep, (that also keeps me from thinking it was a guy, running that fast in the dark wouldnt see where hes going and trip over everything). Past all of that is a dirt road, which i will take to go home, I also took this road to get to where I am right now. It's like 3:00 now and im climb through that 6 inch gap, climb over the rocks, jump over the pit, and onto the road. Its like a bike trail or something, dirt trail, trees on both sides, dense trees, with bushes and rocks everywhere. So i'm on the road, I take a look to my right, about 100 feet down is a streelight, gives off a dull yellow glow which makes everything shadowy underneath it. I dont see anything suspicouse so I look to my left (the way I have to go) and see a shadow in the middle of this trail, about 20 feet away from me. I cant tell waht it is, so I decide its just a bush. Its 3:00 am, frieking cold, hella dark, and I see a dark shadow in my way in the middle of this trail. I kinda suspect its something but I dont even want to think about it, im pretty tired, and I force my self to take my eyes off of it and take another glance to the right. I look back over to my left and my mind kinda jumps as I look for that shadow (you know when you get surprised and your mind kinda 'jumps'? a split second of 'dizzines'? thats what I felt) The shadow is gone, and im pretty creeped out, too much going on to even think of what it was, all im trying to do is find it with my eyes in the dark, then something catches the corner of my left eye and I look over really fast, and that shadow, the size of a basketball, is crawling (moving) slowly towards me, right alond the edge of the road. It doesnt look like anything ive seen before, it looks like a porkypine, from what i know, porkypines dont even exist in my area, ive never even heard of any around here. But its moving towards me, stops, moves a little more, stops again. Im scared as fuck and I cant pass it, since its in my way, so I turn around, climb back over that pit, the rocks, and the fence and climb back up the shed, all the time trying to be as calm as possible and trying not to look behind me. So I get to the top of the shed, sit there again, and then here the rocks grinding against each other, someone (or something) was walking on the rocks right where I just was. My mind 'jumps' again and I start breathing hard again, and then a few seconds later hear these crazy ass mother fucking weird, never heard anything like it before, growels and squels from right under neath the shed in the bushes where I jumped up. It sounded like a demon monster thing you would hear in scifi movies or something. It wasnt a dog growel, not a roar or anything, this was like a fucking dieng gremling demon growel, like a big manly cat getting raped in the ass by a fat dog with a huge dick, it was a really deep sound. a nasty rolling growel, changing pitches and everything, then a bunche of high and low squels, and it wasn't even five feet away from me. To this day I have no idea what it was, ive never heard anything like it in my life. I was sitting on that shed all night long, until around 5:30 am when the sun came up I finally jumped down and went the fuck back home. Even thinking about it right now makes my heart beat all fast and shit. Ive never been more scared in my life than that night. I'll never fucking forget it. This isnt any bullshit either, this really fucking happened. The white thing, and that demon. If anyone can come up with a descent explanation of what they were please fucking tell me. This shit is nightmare everytime I think of it. Heres a pic I drew of that place so you guys get it... http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7302/untitledlc0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I didn't read it all, but thats fkn trippy man. I've had a similar experience, not so much as the full on growling and shit, but yeh, just can't really explain it. unless it was like a bit of fog with a Pit Bull chasing it. I'm sure you could find some explanation. Go into the crossfire forum and look up that discussion on nature and earth. I'm sure people in there would be able to give u a decent explanation. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I read enough of the fake shit and said "yo thats way to much shit to read" But im sure it was nuts-o mayng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddleboxxmcl Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 ^^have you never watched any porn at all? gangbangs and bukkake party's are where its at mang yes i have but have you ever seen a girl giving 2 guys head in some bush next to a road at about 4-5 pm? and to the kid with the really long post i read the hole thing and then i looked at the map, why would u just run to the main roan on the other side instead of goin through the "6-inch gap" to the little dirt road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DissidenT- Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 cus thats the way i live and it would take about twice as longer going the main road... thats why :crazy: i thought i mentioned that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddleboxxmcl Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 if i saw that shit id just run across the main road in stead of goin the way u saw the shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddleboxxmcl Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 n i wouldnt care how long it takes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaltso Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I GOT SOME CORNROWS PUT IN WHILE I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MY LAST BOMBING MISSION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Now u MUST have some pics bro^^^^ thats tight as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 this was like a fucking dieng gremling demon growel, like a big manly cat getting raped in the ass by a fat dog with a huge dick the description is probably more disturbing than the actual event itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 i lol'd ^^^^ It was probably referenced to a particlar experience dissident had in his life anyway. Oh how we can only imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Z Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 ive seen this haggggggard ass lady givin some guy head in his car. and then i see her pop up and smile. she had no fuckin teeth. i guess that means she couldnt rake so i guess it was a good thing. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaftie Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 strangest thing i saw while dropping a bomb on the street was some bitch 2 feet away from me STARING at me like she never seen anyone bomb before. it was past 2am so old people shouldnt be outside. i just put my arm up so she couldnt rilly see my face and kept going. i would have expected someone but not so close to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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