Oi Vei Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 ive seen cops eating donuts. zOMGWTFd00d?! thats more outrageous than the name of this boat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 its way more outrageous i just thought it was funny because of the sterotypical police officers and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Thanks Capt. Obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigella Please Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 qwerty wins 2 internets and a modem for his dedication to keeping this thread alive. so qwerty, whats the strangiest/crazest thing you're seen while bumbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 bumbing? a new internet word for gay sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 bumbing: A sexual act in which Nigella Pleas and Qwerty "stradle" each other while typing their 13 year old hands off on a site called 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigella Please Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 LURK MORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Ooooh... ZING! And ill have you know i turned 14 yesterday! Joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyungin Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 DOING ALL THIS KUNG FU SHIT AND DUKKIN UP N DOWN AND TOUCHNG HIM SELF WE JUS WENT BAK TO THE WALL hahaha what the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Appearently chief wiggum is talking about using kung fu on a duck while touching himself or thats what I can read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re-Vamp. Cmon, this was a funny ass thread, lets not let it die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 one time i did a fill-in directly to the side of a car with some guy getting a blowjob from his girlfriend with the windows down. needless to say.... they caught the vapors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Same2 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 once i justg ot back from some early shit, and went to the taco shop. i sat outside and while unwrapping my rolled tacos, i see a bum across the street walk up to a tree and take a like 5 minute piss. he then proceeds to drop his shorts and sit in the planter box (?!) Taking the longest public shit in recorded history. i don't eat there anymore........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.DUB Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Today i was going to the wall and saw this VW bus painted Mc Donalds COlors. and this hippy dude gets out hes totally naked Waves hello goes inside comes out with a beer and goes back int he van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 last night i saw neo, morpheus, and zion. Im so serious, they were like moving in slow motion.then i woke up. My friend said i touched the third rail =O oh noessss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 the more than outrageous boat comment had me fucking rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I saw bobby brown sniffing coke of DMX's cock while DMX smoked rocked in a stolen SUV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saga1TMPsf Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 i saw a monkey fucking a coconut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantownbeatz Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 this one time me and my friends were bombing through my city and we had just jumped down from a fire escape and we walk out onto the main street and out pops a hobo with a big cup saying "aint no thang but a chicken wang at burger king there aint no nation like a donation" so my friend says hes hindu and has no money and the hobo thinks for a bit and says "if you a hindu do what you can do." he got totaly salted. so we threw the guy like 2 bucks in quarters from train fair. He was pretty happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obscurecelebrity... Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 in east LA crackheads up the motherfucker...if you want a good story, go there and paint at night time...guaranteed you will see something you have never seen before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I love the way people start their posts. "This one time" well,,, This one time, at band camp, This dude was playing a trombone, and i like fully went up to him, did this mad piece on his trombone while be was playing, it took me like 1 hour, so more like a throw up, but still, and the fill was mad, i was like in the zone man, and then i bailed back to my band camp cabbin. ....i found out the next day the guy that i painted was blind, and had no sense of smell. No wonder he didnt notice me for the 1 hour I was spraying paint over his shit. btw, this is a joke, i dont really go to band camp, but if i did, this would be one of the things on my list to do. hahaha, but not to a blind person, to a person I really hated,,,,and I might got for the QWERTY keyboard next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 This one time, and graffiti camp, I stuck a Montana Black Spray Can up my arse!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EOE Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 crackheads... bums.... fights.....drugs..... whores its like a taco bell menu. everything has the same ingredients, just wrapped up in a differant order. see on this one we put the beans under the cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obscurecelebrity... Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 haha word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Qwerty keyboards are where its at son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 East Los is no joke.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 this man was beatin it to his piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I WAS IN LONDON ONE DAY NEAR THE LONDON EYE (THERES A LEGAL WALL THERE) AND I WAS 4 OF MY MATES FILLIN DUBS AND SUM CRAZY FUKED UP CHINESE MAN HOLDIND A POT HIMSELF LYK LALALA ME LOL (PORPAR CRAZY) N HE CAME OVER TO US SND S STILL SINGIN AND HE THREW A POT NOODLE AT MY MATE WE WERE LIKE WOT THE FUK R U DOIN N HE RAN AVAY GOING MEOW MEOWWWW AND THEN FELL RAWLEY WEN WE CHASED HIM HE STOPED AND STARTED DOING ALL THIS KUNG FU SHIT AND DUKKIN UP N DOWN AND TOUCHNG HIM SELF WE JUS WENT BAK TO THE WALL N WE NEVA SAW HIM AGEN Funniest shit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusetwo Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Me and my boy were hittin up this wall near some tracks when all the sudden a cop tries to get a spotlight on us. We book it down the tracks all the way back to these woods that ya cant get too unless you cross over this river on the train bridge. All the while these two cops are shinin there spots all over the river banks and shit. Eventualy they left and we all headed home. the next day i ask my boy whos got a police scanner radio thing if he heard anything goin on in my area... I guesse some old guy from this vetrans hospitle near the spot we hit bugged out and ran out of the hospital IV's and whatnot still stuck in his crazy ass and drowned himself in the river, so turned out the cops wernt out for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddleboxxmcl Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 one girl givin 2 guys head.... at the same time. it was fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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